So I'm accused, and must make defense.
1st Big Mistake: I take a while to formulate an answer, and EVEN WORSE I hem and haw while doing so. Go verbal distractors! I tend to mull over my answers a bit before replying in conversation anyway, but of the 14 people here, 2 know me.
2nd Big Mistake: I tend to elide whole sentences and definitely idea segments face-to-face. I usually leave them out because I am paradoxically both lazy and excited and unconsciously assume everyone can work out the shape of things by the hints I drop, like breadcrumbs on the trail to Truth. This can make me nearly incomprehensible, as it did in this instance.
Biggest Mistake of All: In what may be the best Sleudian Frip of all time, I state: '...so you can't find me guilty, because
I'm not innocent
.Hilarity ensues.
I make a fair way toward recovering, gaining three votes of innocence out of seven, but my time has come and so I die.
One of the people who knows me outside of tonight was dead Primae Noctae; the other was fellow scum. I get no help, no quarter.
Thus, my big mistakes thus far in RL mafia.
Feel free to spout off of your own heartache.
