Professional Trolling

[Majiffy]

So, uh, barely a month after I quit being a force for good, I'm joining the dark side on Monday. I've been given an entry-level job in "discussion derailing," and my job will basically be to boost the amount of butthurt on internet forums.

Of course, I'm going to keep it off MafiaScum (unless I genuinely believe in the superiority of my troll, if you like), but I'm looking for some advice.

Do you know any good places on the web to troll--big forums preferably with relaxed flaming rules, or something? Should I be upfront about my role in this, or is it better to build a reputation as a respectable member and keep dropping subtle references to trigger warnings? Do I buddy up to moderators and administrators, or do I just relentlessly troll and circumvent whatever bans I get?

What do you think, MS?

[DCLXVI]

[Majiffy]

[JasonWazza]

[Majiffy]

[saulres]

I think you're going to have trouble keeping this job because you're too short.

[Kublai Khan]

Who is paying you Jiffy? I could use a job like that.

[Korts]

How will your performance be judged? People threatening to hit you?

[gorckat]

How will your performance be judged? People threatening to hit you?

We should all hit Jiffy, like, 10 or so times per day.

[CooLDoG]

[Korts]

How will your performance be judged? People threatening to hit you?

We should all hit Jiffy, like, 10 or so times per day.

Yeah, let's make this the Keep Punching Jiffy thread.

[Kublai Khan]

Forget the t-shirts, this idea could keep the site funded forever.

[Majiffy]

[Haschel Cedricson]

Are the discussions you're supposed to be derailing about Israel and Palestine?

[Majiffy]

Theoretically, they could be.

[pirate mollie]

don't you hate it when you have just slathered body butter all over your body and you try to cross your legs and they keep sliding off?

[Majiffy]

Yes.

[pirate mollie]

my favourite scent is black amethyst but they discontinued that so now it is cherry blossom which smells nice too

[Majiffy]

Ok.

[pirate mollie]

I win

[Majiffy]

Honey you're doing that thing women do when they think the men are listening.

[MattP]

FUCKIN BRO FIVE MAJIFFY FUCKIN YEA!!!

[gorckat]

Tell wife you're going fishing.
Go do whatever you want.
Stop at the grocery store and handle a bunch of fish.
Tell her you didn't get any keepers.

My step two would probably BE fishing, but you know...in case you wanna go bowl or peep in windows or something.

[Majiffy]

Pfft I'd rather just say I'm going bowling if I wanted to go bowl.

[pirate mollie]

Honey you're doing that thing women do when they think the men are listening.

oh I guess you got me. oh oh

lol that mattp actually thinks that was a good burn