Mafiascum Tottenham Hotspur FC Supporters Club

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #0 (ISO) » Sun Feb 05, 2006 10:35 pm

Glory, glory Tottenham Hotspur!

This thread has revealed a number of scummers who support the Mighty Spurs. So sign up here to become a founder member of the Mafiascum Tottenham Hotspur FC Supporters Club.

MTHFCSC Members

:

Mr Stoofer (Spurs fan married to an Evertonian)
Talitha (Spurs fan married to an Evertonian)
davidangelsummers
Astronaut
Commodore Amazing
Fritzler
Totem
Mert
Sarcastro
Nemesis
Oman

'Coz we're super Tottenham!
Super Tottenham FC!
We're by far the greatest team,
The World has ever seen!

Astronaut · Post Post #1 (ISO) » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:19 pm

We are Tottenham, we are Tottenham,
Super Tottenham, from the Lane!
We are Tottenham, Super Tottenham,
We are Tottenham, from the Lane!

I'd be utterly amazed to find more than the three of us here on scum, but I suggest all you Americans who enjoy the kind of football where you actually use your feet, but haven't found your team yet, join us in the support of the pride of London, Tottenham Hotspur FC.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #2 (ISO) » Sun Feb 05, 2006 11:36 pm

Absloutely. You don't have to have been a Spurs fan for years. You can become a fan by signing up now for the MTHFCSC!

Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!

davidangelsummers · Post Post #3 (ISO) » Mon Feb 06, 2006 6:48 am

*SMILES WITH PRIDE KISSES THE BADGE*

My Sister got me 1 share for X-mas its not quiet the take over but its a start!

*Points the finger*
Americans we need you!

Who do you think we need to buy?

davidangelsummers · Post Post #4 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:14 am

DAMN IT!!! We need a hot girl Pic in a Spurs top Posted...that will get attension.....*Looks at Stoof and Astro*

Astronaut · Post Post #5 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 7:41 am

I'd love to see (and to show you guys) my girlfriend in one of my Spurs shirts (preferrably the most recent one, tighter fit).

All I need is a girlfriend.

Commodore Amazing · Post Post #6 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 8:48 am

Mr Stoofer wrote:Absloutely. You don't have to have been a Spurs fan for years. You can become a fan by signing up now for the MTHFCSC!

Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!

Count me in. I now have a

soccer

football team to root for.

Give me the lowdown: Who is my favorite player? Which fans should I try to pick a fight with? What beer do I drink? Do I complain about the management or do I deify them?

Talitha · Post Post #7 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:19 am

I'm IN, if flaky supporters are allowed?

Spurs have always been my team.. even though I know very little about them and don't follow the results etc.

The reason is, my mother, father and brother lived in England for several months around about 1990 (I stayed home with grandparents). While they were over there they decided to follow Tottenham, and they went to a Tottenham vs Westham game. (I think it was at White Heart Lane...?) They were late and could only get seats amongst the Westham supporters. So when my brother (aged 11 or something) stood up to cheer for the Spurs goal, my parents had to make him sit down because they feared for his safety, hehe.

Anyway, Spurs are my team, I even have a Spurs cap.

Fritzler · Post Post #8 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 9:25 am

Commodore Amazing wrote:
Mr Stoofer wrote:Absloutely. You don't have to have been a Spurs fan for years. You can become a fan by signing up now for the MTHFCSC!

Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Come on you Spurs!
Count me in. I now have a
soccer
football team to root for.

Give me the lowdown: Who is my favorite player? Which fans should I try to pick a fight with? What beer do I drink? Do I complain about the management or do I deify them?

I'll help with the fight part. And the beer part.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #9 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:19 am

Commodore Amazing wrote:Who is my favorite player?

Robbie Keane, Jermaine Defoe, or Mido.

Commodore Amazing wrote:Which fans should I try to pick a fight with?

Arse

nal. Yes, they have the "Arse" in their name [the English version of "Ass"]. We call them "the Scum", which should be easy enough to remember.

Commodore Amazing wrote:What beer do I drink?

You tell me?

Commodore Amazing wrote:Do I complain about the management or do I deify them?

Our current manager is Martin Jol. He is Dutch, which is another reason why lots of people on this site should join the MTHFCSC. At present we like him because we are doing very well in the Premiership, we are above the Scum, and he has bought some good young players. No doubt this will change soon.

Fritzler · Post Post #10 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:25 am

Mr Stoofer wrote:
Commodore Amazing wrote:Which fans should I try to pick a fight with?

Arse
nal. Yes, they have the "Arse" in their name [the English version of "Ass"]. We call them "the Scum", which should be easy enough to remember.

Where are they from? Are they pansies? We can totally kick their arses right?

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #11 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:33 am

North London (hence the rivalry). Yes. And Yes.

Fritzler · Post Post #12 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 11:56 am

Sweet. If we were at a tailgate (or whatever the british equivalent is), what alcoholic beverage would we have?

Totem · Post Post #13 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:45 pm

put me /in . As long as I am here I should choose sides. Now, is the number of suporters in London distributed geographicly ? What team fans I will find near Paddington?

Tamuz · Post Post #14 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:47 pm

Spurs don't have anything on Liverpool. They e'nt legit.

Totem · Post Post #15 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 1:59 pm

Almost forgot. Tottenham could could be best team name for people who know Polish because it prounances like "To ten cham" meaning "This is a boor/It's that boor." Easy to remember and funny to disscus

So ... we are playing Sunderland next? What? where is the challenge? ROTFL

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #16 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:09 pm

Paddington is close enough to Spurs. It's North of the River.

Talitha wrote:Spurs are my team

Spurs fans who are married to Evertonians have a special status in the MTHFCSC.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #17 (ISO) » Wed Feb 08, 2006 10:57 pm

Fritzler wrote:Sweet. If we were at a tailgate (or whatever the british equivalent is), what alcoholic beverage would we have?

Fritz, you can drink whatever you choose.

davidangelsummers · Post Post #18 (ISO) » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:28 am

If anyone wants to watch the Mighty Spurs they are on SkySports 1 at 130 on Sunday...Against Sunderland
Now because Football LAW states that you MUST drink while watching football its not your fault if your drunk by 4 on a sunday...

Fritzler · Post Post #19 (ISO) » Thu Feb 09, 2006 6:30 am

Mr Stoofer wrote:
Fritzler wrote:Sweet. If we were at a tailgate (or whatever the british equivalent is), what alcoholic beverage would we have?

Fritz, you can drink whatever you choose.

Like its nothing like, everyone drinks scotch or whiskey or something?

Crazy brits. You all need to conform, so I can use more stereo types on you.

Mr Stoofer · Post Post #20 (ISO) » Thu Feb 09, 2006 10:08 pm

Do I take it from Fritzler and Commodore Amazing that in the US, fans of particular teasm drink particular things? Examples?

Commodore Amazing · Post Post #21 (ISO) » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:12 am

The stadium for the Milwaukee Brewers (a baseball team) is named "Miller Park." Everyone there drinks Miller Genuine Draft. The Chicago Cubs fans drink Old Style.

The American stereotype of European football fans is a belligerent drunk guy. I just assumed they'd all be drinking the same thing.

Come on you Spurs!

Did I do that right?

VisMaior · Post Post #22 (ISO) » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:15 am

DAMN IT!!! We need a hot girl Pic in a Spurs top Posted...that will get attension....

Anytime soon? 8)

Astronaut · Post Post #23 (ISO) » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:46 am

VisMaior wrote:

DAMN IT!!! We need a hot girl Pic in a Spurs top Posted...that will get attension....

Anytime soon? 8)

Astronaut wrote:I'd love to see (and to show you guys) my girlfriend in one of my Spurs shirts (preferrably the most recent one, tighter fit).

All I need is a girlfriend.

I'm working on it!

VisMaior · Post Post #24 (ISO) » Fri Feb 10, 2006 4:51 am

Flowers and parfume.