Finally its that time. So what can we expect?
Well, alot of this democraticly elected leader
Perhaps what we will have the most in common, great chance to troll people from sucky hockey nations.
Such sucky nations as
And also alot of LOL
And the predicted winner of the hockey games? I´ll give you a hint,
Young one, I am glad you asked.
This will be a scandinavian domination fest as per usual, sadly its mostly Norwegians who will get gold. This is especially true in the female events.
This is
Marit Björgen is a pretty fit girl. Expect her to win as long as the course wont be too crowded with hills. Because if it is...
Hello
This skiier is smaller, does not have the same top speed, BUT holy shit there is no stop in her energy tank. Duracell bunny.
On the mens side we have this
But personally I am rooting for this guy even though he is Norwegian
I´ve got ya.
LOL AUSTRALIA
All jokes aside, this is a pretty cool sport
Dear Netherlands, no one wants to see men bent over going in oval cirlces
Sincerely yours, everyone.
PS: Okay okay... FINE
There will be some of whatever this is and it will be won by hamsterdamers
Allright, time to collect myself.
I wanted to include this event in the lol category but the wrath of an entire nation of gays and females have me hesitating. YES I HOPE I OFFENDED PRECISELY YOU.
Okay. Happy now?
Time to ice up.