HARRY POTTER (TALK) BACK IN SESSION

[willows_weep]

Hm ok I will turn it to buffy talk
...well its been a couple of days...im not impatient or anything...its just I might not have time to do these things next week.

[jeep]

Weep... changing the title completely sure makes this thread difficult to understand...

-JEEP

[willows_weep]

oh...i thought it would save space. So I wouldnt go around just creating topics and annoying people...should i change it back??or how do I make it easier to understand?

[willows_weep]

Harry Potter now Folks

[Stewie]

I found this on a site:

<JonJonB> Purely in the interests of science, I have replaced the word "wand" with "wang" in the first Harry Potter Book
<JonJonB> Let's see the results...

<JonJonB> "Why aren't you supposed to do magic?" asked Harry.
<JonJonB> "Oh, well -- I was at Hogwarts meself but I -- er -- got expelled, ter tell yeh the truth. In me third year. They snapped me wang in half an' everything

<JonJonB> A magic wang... this was what Harry had been really looking forward to.

<JonJonB> "Yes, yes. I thought I'd be seeing you soon. Harry Potter." It wasn't a question. "You have your mother's eyes. It seems only yesterday she was in here herself, buying her first wang. Ten and a quarter inches long, swishy, made of willow. Nice wang for charm work."
<JonJonB> "Your father, on the other hand, favored a mahogany wang. Eleven inches. "

<JonJonB> Harry took the wang. He felt a sudden warmth in his fingers. He raised the wang above his head, brought it swishing down through the dusty air and a stream of red and gold sparks shot from the end like a firework, throwing dancing spots of light on to the walls

<JonJonB> "Oh, move over," Hermione snarled. She grabbed Harry's wang, tapped the lock, and whispered, 'Alohomora!"

<JonJonB> The troll couldn't feel Harry hanging there, but even a troll will notice if you stick a long bit of wood up its nose, and Harry's wang had still been in his hand when he'd jumped - it had gone straight up one of the troll's nostrils.

<JonJonB> He bent down and pulled his wang out of the troll's nose. It was covered in what looked like lumpy gray glue.

<JonJonB> He ran onto the field as you fell, waved his wang, and you sort of slowed down before you hit the ground. Then he whirled his wang at the dementors. Shot silver stuff at them.

<JonJonB> Ok
<JonJonB> I have found, definitive proof
<JonJonB> that J.K Rowling is a dirty DIRTY woman, making a fool of us all
<JonJonB> "Yes," Harry said, gripping his wang very tightly, and moving into the middle of the deserted classroom. He tried to keep his mind on flying, but something else kept intruding.... Any second now, he might hear his mother again... but he shouldn't think that, or he would hear her again, and he didn't want to... or did he?
<melusine > O_______O
<JonJonB> Something silver-white, something enormous, erupted from the end of his wang

<JonJonJonB> Then, with a sigh, he raised his wang and prodded the silvery substance with its tip.

<JonJonJonB> 'Get - off - me!' Harry gasped. For a few seconds they struggled, Harry pulling at his uncles sausage-like fingers with his left hand, his right maintaining a firm grip on his raised wang.

I think that with the movies they will have a problem. I mean, the actor who plays Harry already hit puberty! They are going to need a spell for making him look the age he's supposed to look like.

When I was done with the book, someone knew that someone was going to die, and I told her it was Ron... funny situation.

[nard054]

Great, now every time I read a Harry Potter book I'll always think about Stewie and his wang....

[gslamm]

[Hijack]

Along these lines only magnified, read the L.Ron Hubbard series. If I remember correctly there are 10 books that

he

is supposed to have

written

one per day. Each book is several times the length of your average paperback.

There is a lot of fluff in there, but the story is fairly consistent (often only through revisionist recursion) and moves along at a fair pace, while continually adding new elements of suspense.

[/Hijack]

Sorry I can't contribute to the HP discussion, having read only half of the first book. ~Two hours of my life I'll never get back SIGH~

[willows_weep]

Oh I just noticed jeep had referred to me as Weep. I like that...if anyone wants to ever abbr. my name in a game or something you can use that one toooo.

only if youre not being mean though...


:aaahhhh the sugar is removing my grip on my braaaaiiiiiinnnnnn:


this is what happens when you mix sugar with mafia scum...PRACTICALLY ALL DAY.
ive been here for like ever...

[willows_weep]

Yay, I got a copy of the 5th book while I was away. A neato person gave it to me.

I also got like 24 books from one neato place, and 2 other books from a neat place.

OOOO Books are yummy

I really want to be talking about buffy right now. Thats going to be my next game.

I think I will make a thread about it...