If you could have one superpower. . .

[SleepyKrew]

and now I'm over here

[Oso]

but some of these powers are liegitimatelgshfyt bad

Congrats your super powers is

Supersonic eardrum-puncturing farts that don't smell anything

Yeah. Not to be nit-picky but what good is that? I assume that if they can puncture your eardrums, they can do a job on your trousers as well. Now you have SXTLHGaiden walking around in public with ass-less pants.....

Of course, it could be used as an assassination tool. Eat a payday and hope that you shoot out a hypersonic peanut at the end of the fart.

[Wickan]

Wickan did not get Wiccan's powers.

I mean, his wikipedia suggests to me that Wiccan can do pretty much anything. I think my assigned power fits the bill.

[Annadog40]

The person who originally came up with the fart power changed their minds a few posts later but the gumball machine only accepts the first power people put in!

[Oilura-]

The person who originally came up with the fart power changed their minds a few posts later but the gumball machine only accepts the first power people put in!

I would replace all your posts with the ./. emoticon so that you get banned.

[Annadog40]

The person who originally came up with the fart power changed their minds a few posts later but the gumball machine only accepts the first power people put in!

I would replace all your posts with the ./. emoticon so that you get banned.

Cool beans.

[sthar8]

Wickan did not get Wiccan's powers.

I mean, his wikipedia suggests to me that Wiccan can do pretty much anything. I think my assigned power fits the bill.

No you have Molecule Man's powers. Wiccan does magic.

[Wickan]

Wickan did not get Wiccan's powers.

I mean, his wikipedia suggests to me that Wiccan can do pretty much anything. I think my assigned power fits the bill.

No you have Molecule Man's powers. Wiccan does magic.

So how many of Wiccan's abilities can I emulate with Molecule Man's powers?

[Annadog40]

Wickan did not get Wiccan's powers.

I mean, his wikipedia suggests to me that Wiccan can do pretty much anything. I think my assigned power fits the bill.

No you have Molecule Man's powers. Wiccan does magic.

The only magic in the list is Harry Potter magic.

[sthar8]

Wickan did not get Wiccan's powers.

I mean, his wikipedia suggests to me that Wiccan can do pretty much anything. I think my assigned power fits the bill.

No you have Molecule Man's powers. Wiccan does magic.

So how many of Wiccan's abilities can I emulate with Molecule Man's powers?

Many of them. You can also do a fair bit of stuff he can't. But if you get in a fight with Dr. Strange you're screwed.

[Brandi]

Teleportation for myself and others that I touch so I could go to every scum meet and bring anyone who wants to go with me
Also grocery shopping would be so much easier

But if that's too cliche then flying because it might feel nice to fly

[Annadog40]

^ Flying is more cliche then teleporting.

[Brandi]

well dammit

transforming into animals (including extinct ones) ?

[Annadog40]

^Shapeshifting is the second most popular (but no one put on that restriction)

[pisskop]

Perfect health.

As in, perfect fitness without effort, always a 'clear' head, and no ailments. I'm fairly close to that now

[Alchemist21]

I heard necroposting is good so that shall be my power.

[Psyche]

i wanna be super lucky

[Inferno390]

Dang guys, you’re really bad at this.
Obviously the best superpower is the ability to steal everyone else’s superpowers, so then you have all the superpowers and everyone else has none huhuhuhuhuhuhu

[Annadog40]

That would be a bad power tbh.

[Alchemist21]

Dang guys, you’re really bad at this.
Obviously the best superpower is the ability to steal everyone else’s superpowers, so then you have all the superpowers and everyone else has none huhuhuhuhuhuhu

It would backfire once in a while though.

[Invisibility]

hmm this is a hard one im not sure

[vonflare]

The ability to create, destroy, and manipulate matter at will