If you could have one superpower. . .

[Cheery Dog]

Damn it I already had that time travel, of going forward in time at a rate of 1 hour per 60 minutes.

[Annadog40]

There's...there's a superpower wiki. Of course there is. I don't know why I'm surprised.

/in for gumball?

Congrats! Your super power is. . . .

To Control all atoms and energy

/in

Congrats! Your super power is. . . .

Teleportation

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[SleepyKrew]

now I'm over here

[SXTLHGaiden]

/in
also, best superpower is the power to punch people over the internet.

[Oso]

Eh,

/in

[Hyperion]

/In!

[Wickan]

Congrats! Your super power is. . . .

To Control all atoms and energy

I...well. I guess I'm essentially omnipotent then?

I feel like this will end poorly.

[Who]

I'm going to preemptively shapeshift into a being made of neither atoms nor energy.

[mastin2]

/in gumball.

Sure, why not?

[Annadog40]

/in
also, best superpower is the power to punch people over the internet.

Congrats your super powers is


Supersonic eardrum-puncturing farts that don't smell anything

Eh,

/in

Your superpower is. . .

Make anyone drunk

/In!

The superpower you get is . . ..


Instantly and perfectly learn something

/in gumball.

Sure, why not?

Your superpower is. . .

Having the internet hardwired into your brain at all times



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[Oso]

Your superpower is. . .

Make anyone drunk

That is rather disappointing.

I can do that already by saying, "The drinks are on me." Unless....

"Attention world. Unless you want to spend your entire lives in an alcoholic stupor, pay me a gazillion dollars." or "Attention distilleries and breweries, I need 50% of your GROSS sales (not 50% of the net profits) or I make you redundant and useless."

That fits. No way being able to induce drunkenness is a benevolent power. Can only be used for evil.

[pirate mollie]

I WANT WEATHER CONTROL

[Annadog40]

That fits. No way being able to induce drunkenness is a benevolent power. Can only be used for evil.

You could make bad guys drunk! You could go to a person who is trying to commit highly elaborate crime and make them drunk so they are unable to commit that crime!

[pirate mollie]

1 year we had a tornado land in winston. I put the kids in the bathtub with a mattress over them and a cellphone. then I went outside.

it was windy and slightly rainy. a tornado really does sound like a train. there was a weird stillness too. it landed south of silas creek parkway, I think we calculated it at .08 miles from my house. it was magnificent.

[Fro99er]

1 year we had a tornado land in winston. I put the kids in the bathtub with a mattress over them and a cellphone. then I went outside.

it was windy and slightly rainy. a tornado really does sound like a train. there was a weird stillness too. it landed south of silas creek parkway, I think we calculated it at .08 miles from my house. it was magnificent.

I've literally been IN a tornado (well, it went right over the building I was in) when I was in Virginia (EF1 strength)

In Raleigh, I was 0.1 miles from the 2011 Raleigh tornado (EF3 strength) where I lived (in my apartment). Unbeknownst to us, when we moved into our house, we moved into a neighborhood 15 miles away that was hit by teh same tornado. The siding from the house we bought was damaged by the tornado (very minor), and literally 4 houses down the tornado tore off their whole garage. That's where the tornado line ended.

My wife and I went to seattle last october, and the Seattle metropolitan area had their first tornado warning in something like 47 years while we were there. EDIT: The warning turned into a tornado that touched down over the Puget Sound.

I think I do control the (tornado) weather.

But if I could have one superpower, I'd definitely like to be able to teleport anywhere in the universe (or the multiverse)

[Sudo_Nym]

I feel like being able to Teleport to anywhere in the universe is an overrated power, since so little of the universe is habitable to humans. Most of the spots a human can be and not die are on Earth anyway.

[Annadog40]

The problem with teleporting is how do you know that the spot you are teleporting to is empty?

[Psyche]

it's never "empty"
for teleporting to work it must either only be workable in a vacuum or always in advance clear up the space you're teleporting to

[mastin2]

/in gumball. Sure, why not?

Your superpower is. . . Having the internet hardwired into your brain at all times

[Lucky2u]

it's never "empty"
for teleporting to work it must either only be workable in a vacuum or always in advance clear up the space you're teleporting to

^this

even if you don't teleport into a solid object, you are always teleporting into something so it's only logical that you aren't really teleporting you are switching spaces with whatever is your target.

[Lucky2u]

btw, my power would be the power to steal everyone elses powers in this thread and use them as my own.

[Axxle]

watch out, you might get punched.

[Cheery Dog]

By himself then?

[Psyche]

but some of these powers are liegitimatelgshfyt bad

[sthar8]

Wickan did not get Wiccan's powers.