Pizza

[Kmd4390]

They've never made me wait this long before. I ordered at least 20 min before posting here (online tracker said it came out of the oven at 7:36). They say they left the store at 8:02. It's now 8:32. This is pretty bad. =(

Edit: just realized it's friday night. maybe they're just really busy

[Kublai Khan]

Any topping that isn't inherently bullshit is fine.

Bullshit toppings:
Pineapple, wtf, why u want acidic sweet bullshit on top of the already sweet and slightly acidic sauce? Makes no sense
Canadian bacon, it's bullshit generally speaking
marinated olives, why?
Beef, this is just place stupid because the beef just diffuses into the rest of the shit on the pizza so you don't really ever get to taste it.
Marinated peppers, why u want pickled shit on a pizza is beyond me.
Buffalo sauce.
any weird bullshit non-western food items.

Anything else is fine

I'm noticing that actual bullshit is not on your list.

[zakk]

Pepperoni mushroom bitches

[The Bulge]

Do you like your bitches sliced or crumbled?

[CooLDoG]

I don't like shrrroooomiesss for multiple reasons, but I count it as acceptable and a matter of taste, not objective wrong or right.

[Majiffy]

Buffalo sauce.

Never had a Buffalo Chicken Finger Pizza?

Shit's cash.

[CooLDoG]

shit is disgusting and I'd probably throw it up to be honest. Buffalo anything doesn't agree with my system, and I don't understand how anyone stomachs the shit. That and mayo.

[Majiffy]

Probably not being made right.

If you're in WNY get some here.

I almost certainly guarantee they're not mixing the hot sauce/butter properly, using the wrong hot sauce, or both.

[Ranmaru]

Pepperoni.

[The Bulge]

Pepperoni.

I bet your favourite pokemon is pikachu

[Majiffy]

Jigglypuff

But only the anime Jigglypuff that carries a sharpie around.