Vonflare spoils things (BE WARNED)

Oman · Post Post #125 (ISO) » Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:36 pm

HAL does let him do that.

Except maybe he's a spacebaby?

Ythan · Post Post #126 (ISO) » Sun Dec 06, 2015 8:37 pm

Jack Burton gets his truck back.

eyestott · Post Post #127 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:23 am

Jesus dies but comes back

Plotinus · Post Post #128 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:27 am

In my dreams she still doth haunt me
Draped in garments soaked in brine
Though in life I used to kiss her
Now she's dead, I draw the line.

quadz08 · Post Post #129 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 5:05 am

He marries the living bride he met two days ago instead of the dead one he met two days ago, even though they're both perfectly lovely and it would have been quite simple to marry them both, seriously why doesn't anyone ever consider that possibility

Oman · Post Post #130 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 5:12 am

The poly solution, eh?

I was watching Her the other day and that can definitely use the poly solution.

Ythan · Post Post #131 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 5:54 am

Simple when the women in these movies are fictional characters without opinions.

Davsto · Post Post #132 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 5:56 am

samus is a girl

vonflare · Post Post #133 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 6:31 am

EG wins the International

Oman · Post Post #134 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 9:48 am

In post 131, Ythan wrote:Simple when the women in these movies are fictional characters without opinions.

Except the woman was an AI. Who definitely had opinions.

Ythan · Post Post #135 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:22 am

In post 134, Oman wrote:
In post 131, Ythan wrote:fictional

Davsto · Post Post #136 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:34 am

harry potter dies

neh heh heh

Oman · Post Post #137 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:50 am

In post 135, Ythan wrote:
In post 134, Oman wrote:
In post 131, Ythan wrote:fictional

Oh I get the point you're making.

Stop being snippy with your ambiguous one-liners. Ain't fun for the rest of us.

Plotinus · Post Post #138 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:51 am

he climbs down the chimeny but the pigs have a hot pot of soup on the fire and then they eat wolf soup.

Davsto · Post Post #139 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:54 am

oh anna, if only there was someone out there who loved you

Ythan · Post Post #140 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 10:55 am

Is it ambiguous that fictional characters don't have feelings.

But I get your meaning.

quadz08 · Post Post #141 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 11:25 am

In post 131, Ythan wrote:Simple when the women in these movies are fictional characters without opinions.

it is not actually simple, of course

was more making the point that it's never even considered

Oman · Post Post #142 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 12:55 pm

In post 140, Ythan wrote:Is it ambiguous that fictional characters don't have feelings.

But I get your meaning.

Yeah because some clearly have in-universe feelings and some do not and are plot points dressed as people.

Majiffy · Post Post #143 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 1:14 pm

He uses autopilot to take the bomb out of the city so he doesn't die.
Also the young cop finds his cave and takes over for him.

vonflare · Post Post #144 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 3:26 pm

In post 143, Majiffy wrote:He uses autopilot to take the bomb out of the city so he doesn't die.
Also the young cop finds his cave and takes over for him.

IM BATMAN

Majiffy · Post Post #145 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 4:27 pm

"Batman!"

Davsto · Post Post #146 (ISO) » Mon Dec 07, 2015 8:31 pm

he injects himself with titan and becomes a big spiky thing

Yosarian2 · Post Post #147 (ISO) » Thu Dec 10, 2015 12:37 am

Darth Vader is really Luke's father!

Chevre · Post Post #148 (ISO) » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:02 pm

Han Solo dies. Otherwise, it's just the first movie in a trilogy.

eyestott · Post Post #149 (ISO) » Tue Dec 15, 2015 6:37 pm

In post 148, Chevre wrote:
Han Solo dies. Otherwise, it's just the first movie in a trilogy.

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