Pranks/Funny Crap Thread

[CoolBot]

MeMe is talking more about the sight gag of someone covered with powdered sugar, I think, as opposed to Yoko's prank of hurling something at a random person.

[blackhawk]

Okay, at our school, the cafeteria sells Zebra Cakes which are like Hostess food(Hey wheres the creme filling?) so on, well, recently someone sucked out the creme and replaced it with Ranch dressing and gave it to a kid and the kid at it, it was funny, I'm now working on a way to succesfully fill a Twinkie up with mayonaisse

[PopsicleStix]

yeah!!! oh god that's so funny to do to people...we did it to bobby johnson once(extreme freak)((he licks and sucks on the desks and picks his nose and asked out almost all the hot girls at our school...i got to give him props for finding the balls to do that...but he's still incredebly weird))...[/quote]

[PopsicleStix]

ok i got a great prank that i'm going to do as a senior prank in high school....

ok what you do is break into the school on sunday (you can get a teacher to help) then you take about 2000 paper cups filled with water and place them about a milameter apart on the school office's floor (this isn't considered vandalism, and if you get caught you probobly will just have to clean it up)....

[Gaspode'sTooLazyToLogin]

Heh. My friend's brother once let about 500 superballs loose in the lobby of my school. (Got hit with a few detentions for that one though.)

Another somewhat funny one: Me and about a dozen people from my school chorus were in a school bus on the way to a concert. A few days earlier, the director of the group in which we were singing had specifically told us not to wear any strong scents, so we wouldn't suffocate from the smell while singing. Well, one of the guys (a bass, of course ) decided to spray about half a can of Axe (a very strong-smelling deoderant spray) all over this girl's robe when she had her back turned. She was ready to kill him, but luckily the smell wore off before the concert. (Later on, he tried again, but only succeeded in making my water bottle smell and taste like the stuff.)

[Gaspode'sTooLazyToLogin]

[Off-topic]By the way, I vote that Blackhawk's avatar be resized or eliminated.[/OT]

[BadAndie]

well i haven't really done any pranks to anyone...i always get caught. However i always fall for them.
my roomate drank a can of soda but didn't pop it all the way open, it's hard to explain. then put the empty can of soda back in my refriderator. so for a few days she lead me to belive that i had @least 1 can of soda left, and to my surprise after i had made a bag of pop corn, there was none. another time she convinced me that she had a pet rat (i am so scared of them). i was so convinced that i wouldn't get off my bed for a few hours. so yeah i fall 4 them all the time

[Mr_Gnome_It_All]

[Off-topic]By the way, I vote that Blackhawk's avatar be resized or eliminated.[/OT]

[Also-off-topic]I second that vote! I recognize people by their avatars and one that wide is extremely annoying![/AOT]

[PopsicleStix]

[Off-topic]By the way, I vote that Blackhawk's avatar be resized or eliminated.[/OT]

[Also-off-topic]I second that vote! I recognize people by their avatars and one that wide is extremely annoying![/AOT]

so? his avatar is a little wide... what's the but deal i mean a lot of people have wide avatars...pluss his avatar is awsome!!

[Yoko Kurama]

I really don't even notice his avatar.

[d8P]

Give him a break. The site hosting his avatar deleted it and put that in its place because he went over the limit.

His avatar is easy to spot because it's the one screwing up the page width...

[PolarBoy]

so? his avatar is a little wide... what's the but deal i mean a lot of people have wide avatars...

Not here they don't. We have a lot of avatar nazis. Besides, it is annoying to screw with the page width.

[PolarBoy]

so? his avatar is a little wide... what's the but deal i mean a lot of people have wide avatars...

Not here they don't. We have a lot of avatar nazis. Besides, it is annoying to screw with the page width.

[Gaspode'sTooLazyToLogin]

Give him a break. The site hosting his avatar deleted it and put that in its place because he went over the limit.

Oh. Sorry, I didn't realize that's what happened. Still, it would be nice if it were fixed.

[bigbenwd]

I det he'll delete it next time he gets on anyways. He obviously dosent want it there.

[blackhawk]

The funny thing is, the site hosting my avatar is IOWNJOO.com not bluecapacity.com

[bigbenwd]

ok, back to topic.

a few years ago at my school, starting at the beginning of the year, they started telling people about a school wide food fight 6th period on the last day of scool, and the signal for it to begin would be someone standing up to yell 'foodfight'. as the year progressed, they made banners and flyers so EVERYONE knew about it. on the last day, everyone came prepared and 6th period, all the hall monitors and the principal and deans were there, and while they were all there, the seniors went to the principal's office and glued all of the things in their office to the walls with some sort of super fast drying super powerful apoxy

[Dasquian]

Hehe, that's great

[bigbenwd]

somehow they managed to get the desk there too anything that wasn't nailed to the floor was glued to the wall.

[Quagmire]

[Off-topic]Blackhawk, I can resize that for you if you want, and I can also host it for you...[/OT]

[drummer97531]

Get to your friend's computer. Go to microsoft word or Wordperfect, or whatever they use(I know this works for sure on those two) and go to spellcheck, autocorrect, quickcorrect, or whatever that particular program calls it, and set the words to say whatever you want them to. Every time they type a word, it is replaced by whatever word you told it to.

Next, there's some setting where you can change the keys so that the left and right arrows are backwards and the up and down arrows are backwards. This will be useful later. I'm not really sure where these settings are, but my friend told me that they're there, so maybe they are.

Next, go to the control panel and go to the mouse section. Change the mouse button configuration so that the left click does the right click and vice-versa. Then change the "double-click speed" to as fast as it can go. Go to the pointer section and choose something stupid. I usually give them the blue and yellow dinasaurs. Finally, go to the last section and change the pointer speed to slow and give it a tail.

When your friend gets on, the mouse is moving very slowly. The tail makes it seem even slower. They can't seem to get anything to click without bringing up the properties. They figure out that the mouse is reversed and try clicking things with the right click. It STILL won't work.(They probably won't realize that it's because the double-click is turned up so fast) Giving up, they use the keyboard to bring up "Start." After fumbling around try to figure out what's wrong with the left, right, up, down arrows, they find their way to the control panel. If they don't know about the control panel, they'll probably never figure it out unless you tell them. Once the mouse is working properly again, they'll be relieved for a while, until they try and use Microsoft Word or WordPerfect.

If you know somebody who doesn't know how to type that well, you can pry up the keyboard buttons and rearange them in alphabetical order. They see the a,b,c,d,e,f,g, and think everything's normal.

[Quagmire]

Well, it's april fools! What did you guys do today that was funny!

The only thing I did was tell my mom that I got a girl pregnant. She fell for it for about 3 seconds, then realized I was joking. It was funny, although I don't think my parents liked that.

[Stewie]

Besides, with the magic of abortion it wouldn't off been much of a deal.


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