I moved out of my parents house hurrah

Majiffy · Post Post #75 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 5:06 am

In post 74, Untrod Tripod wrote:
In post 67, Majiffy wrote:
In post 63, Untrod Tripod wrote:
In post 61, Majiffy wrote:
In post 59, Untrod Tripod wrote:
In post 55, Majiffy wrote:Oh totally agree there, I shave my ass about once a month or so and everything is much nicer.
Woah hold up let's talk more about this
What you dont?

Shits all natty you don't want that.

I keep my shit smoov
how do you shave?
In the shower, one ass cheek at a time.
how do you get the taint tho

also, front to back? back to front? side to side?

After the ass, wide leg spread. And carefully.

Front to back on the left side, back to front on the right. Cuz I'm right handed and body mechanics.

Majiffy · Post Post #76 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 5:07 am

Molla I hope you're happy about what your thread has turned into.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #77 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 5:29 am

In post 62, BROseidon wrote:I'm not a fan of trimming - I feel it's denying my ethnic heritage.

Fite me.

Are you some sort of Middle Eastern?

zoraster · Post Post #78 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 5:44 am

He's Armenian-American, whatever that means to you regionally.

KuroiXHF · Post Post #79 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 6:29 am

So Mediterranean. My neighbor growing up across the street was also Armenian. I'm Israeli and I pretty much consider Armenians as neighbors, so that's always fun.

zakk · Post Post #80 (ISO) » Thu Jun 23, 2016 11:51 am

did you often talk with your neighbors about their personal grooming habits

Untrod Tripod · Post Post #81 (ISO) » Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:04 am

Do you not?

Untrod Tripod · Post Post #82 (ISO) » Fri Jun 24, 2016 3:05 am

They're like welcome to the neighborhood and I'm like how do you shave your taint

KuroiXHF · Post Post #83 (ISO) » Fri Jun 24, 2016 4:08 am

lol.

When they moved into the neighborhood, we were 5. I didn't even grow body hair until I was 7.

Do you know nothing about my culture?

Persivul · Post Post #84 (ISO) » Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:11 am

In post 13, AniX wrote:
In post 10, Kison wrote:Invest in a nice bed. You will use it every night and sleep is important. Don't cheap out at the expense of your sleep quality.
Alternatively go the exact opposite route and go hyper-minimalist yoga mat/floor futon. You'll get a better sleep after the first few nights of readjusting and it is better for your back. It also costs pennies on the dollar compared to a bed and especially if your place is a little cramped gives you back so much space.

I know it doesn't matter to you, but he might want to get laid once in awhile, and a yoga mat instead of a bed doesn't help seal the deal.

Majiffy · Post Post #85 (ISO) » Fri Jun 24, 2016 5:13 am

In post 82, Untrod Tripod wrote:They're like welcome to the neighborhood and I'm like how do you shave your taint

Fuckin lol