One Wish (outdated)

Annadog40 · Post Post #0 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 2:33 am

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You're walking along one day and you spot a lamp

you notice it's dusty so you rub at it and poof a genie named Annadog40 pops out and says,

"I'm a magical Genie who will grant you only one wish (three is so last season)! What do you wish for?"

So you wish for. . . . .

Majiffy · Post Post #1 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 3:50 am

A blowjob

RachMarie · Post Post #2 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 5:52 am

blow jobs are fun

hmmm money enough to flipping just focus on my own biz stuffs and build it up so I can get the heck out of here before a year and move to Buffalo?

Really atm that would do me

BrainpanSonata · Post Post #3 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 7:23 am

That your gun lamp transforms into this lamp:

Because this thread deserves a major award.

Davsto · Post Post #4 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:15 am

infinite wishes because fuck you that's why

Majiffy · Post Post #5 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:23 am

In post 4, Davsto wrote:

Davsto · Post Post #6 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:32 am

is my avatar a meme now

Majiffy · Post Post #7 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:34 am

I think it was a meme before it was your avatar but

RachMarie · Post Post #8 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:59 am

Pretty sure it was too. a meme I mean.

McMenno · Post Post #9 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 9:49 am

In post 6, Davsto wrote:is my avatar a meme now

aren't we all

Annadog40 · Post Post #10 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 11:13 am

In post 1, Majiffy wrote:A blowjob

Granted, Enjoy your increased flexability

In post 2, RachMarie wrote:blow jobs are fun

hmmm money enough to flipping just focus on my own biz stuffs and build it up so I can get the heck out of here before a year and move to Buffalo?

Really atm that would do me

Granted.

You're money is all built up.

In post 3, BrainpanSonata wrote:That your gun lamp transforms into this lamp:

Because this thread deserves a major award.

Granted.

In post 4, Davsto wrote:infinite wishes because fuck you that's why

I said "grant you

only

one wish" and since this wish is for more than one wish it shall not be granted.

RachMarie · Post Post #11 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 11:17 am

that genie told YOU dav

Majiffy · Post Post #12 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 11:25 am

In post 10, Annadog40 wrote:
In post 1, Majiffy wrote:A blowjob
Granted, Enjoy your increased flexability

GOODBYE, MAFIASCUM

Killthestory · Post Post #13 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 11:31 am

i want strip-dog

Annadog40 · Post Post #14 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 12:20 pm

In post 13, Killthestory wrote:

i want strip-dog

Granted.

Enjoy.

CooLDoG · Post Post #15 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 12:24 pm

I want $2

Annadog40 · Post Post #16 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 12:43 pm

In post 15, CooLDoG wrote:I want $2

Granted.

Alchemist21 · Post Post #17 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 12:48 pm

I wish for more genies. 10 to be exact.

Annadog40 · Post Post #18 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:23 pm

In post 17, Alchemist21 wrote:I wish for more genies. 10 to be exact.

Granted

This genie didn't have a picture

No image for this genie
Or this one
Or even this one
Camera shy genies
last one

Majiffy · Post Post #19 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:51 pm

Not even one for Barbara Eden? What a disappointment.

RachMarie · Post Post #20 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:53 pm

yeah gotta have her she is the classic Jeannie Genie

Annadog40 · Post Post #21 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 1:56 pm

She stared as Jeannie, they wished for Genies.

CooLDoG · Post Post #22 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 4:35 pm

Can I ask the lamp for another wish is I stroke it's inner thigh softly and tenderly?

Chevre · Post Post #23 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 4:45 pm

I would probably wish for world peace

McMenno · Post Post #24 (ISO) » Mon Sep 05, 2016 8:44 pm

I wish for dank memes