"Happy Birthday" is bullshit Christian normativity.

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Post Post #0  (ISO)  » Thu Nov 24, 2016 11:29 pm

I get extremely offended when someone assumes my birthday. like, did you ever stop to consider that I'm Immortal-kin? FFS.
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Post Post #1  (ISO)  » Fri Nov 25, 2016 7:51 am

Personally, I prefer "Build completion date"
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Post Post #2  (ISO)  » Fri Nov 25, 2016 9:12 am

immortals don't die
they still have to be born

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Post Post #3  (ISO)  » Fri Nov 25, 2016 9:27 am

If no birthday, I use join date as birthday.

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Post Post #4  (ISO)  » Fri Nov 25, 2016 11:17 am

In post 1, ConManMick wrote:Personally, I prefer "Build completion date"


you have a build completion date every year?
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Post Post #5  (ISO)  » Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:46 pm

This is a bad parody thread.

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Post Post #6  (ISO)  » Fri Nov 25, 2016 4:05 pm

nice edgy otherkin joke, bro. you got any zingers about trigger warnings?
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Post Post #7  (ISO)  » Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:53 pm

rip cooldoge's thread, someone deleted it.

maybe it was cooldoge himself
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Post Post #8  (ISO)  » Sat Nov 26, 2016 4:31 am

Why are you not addressing shaft.ed's post?
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Post Post #9  (ISO)  » Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:37 am

I agree with shafted's position on immortals not dying.
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Post Post #10  (ISO)  » Sat Nov 26, 2016 9:22 am

lmao
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Post Post #11  (ISO)  » Sat Nov 26, 2016 6:31 pm

In post 7, vonflare wrote:rip cooldoge's thread, someone deleted it.

maybe it was cooldoge himself

it wasn't me ftr. I still think my point is valid. Although, after having time to reflect upon the my anger regarding this matter I feel as if it was in perfectly good taste and I would post it again, but I'd get banned, so nah.

On the topic of Christmas... It is more of a cultural holiday at this point, just call it by its fucking name. I still refer to at as christmas and only use happy holidays to placate the bullshit pluralism inherent in the goddamn system that is philosophical bureaucracy. Like, everyone celebrates Christmas in the western world if you are religious or not. Mostly just a joyous time to give gifts to people you love and be with them and not worry about your goddamn work for once. Call it what you will.

On religion, believe what you want, but remember that spacemen don't exist in this world. You are responsible for your own actions. If god tells you to kill your son, think before you actually pull an Abraham. Also, to placate you is stupid, not out of hate, but because worldly matters should stay in the world. Mat 22:21 should be read more often. Pray in the privacy of your own home, and keep your religion to yourself.
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Post Post #12  (ISO)  » Sat Nov 26, 2016 6:33 pm

Also, fuck birthdays, they make me feel older.
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Post Post #13  (ISO)  » Sat Nov 26, 2016 8:47 pm

whether you believe in God or not is irrelevant. Being atheist is not an excuse to be an asshole to people who wish you a merry Christmas.
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Post Post #14  (ISO)  » Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:28 am

Christmas is my favorite holiday
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Post Post #15  (ISO)  » Sun Nov 27, 2016 12:29 am

Me too.
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Post Post #16  (ISO)  » Mon Dec 12, 2016 6:54 am

What a lovely thread.
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Post Post #17  (ISO)  » Tue Dec 13, 2016 2:40 pm

I know this is satirical but I'm reasonably confident that TSQ would genuinely consider birthdays oppression of some sort. People born on leap days, I guess.
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Post Post #18  (ISO)  » Tue Dec 13, 2016 3:52 pm

You could be following a different calendar that puts your birthday as different from what you believe it to be. Or be a JW who doesn't celebrate them.
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