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"Happy Birthday" is bullshit Christian normativity.

Posted: Thu Nov 24, 2016 5:29 pm
by vonflare
I get extremely offended when someone assumes my birthday. like, did you ever stop to consider that I'm Immortal-kin? FFS.

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 1:51 am
by ConManMick
Personally, I prefer "Build completion date"

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:12 am
by shaft.ed
immortals don't die
they still have to be born

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 3:27 am
by Annadog40
If no birthday, I use join date as birthday.

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 5:17 am
by vonflare
In post 1, ConManMick wrote:Personally, I prefer "Build completion date"
you have a build completion date every year?

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 9:46 am
by BROseidon
This is a bad parody thread.

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:05 am
by xyzzy
nice edgy otherkin joke, bro. you got any zingers about trigger warnings?

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 4:53 pm
by vonflare
rip cooldoge's thread, someone deleted it.

maybe it was cooldoge himself

Posted: Fri Nov 25, 2016 10:31 pm
by Accountant
Why are you not addressing shaft.ed's post?

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 2:37 am
by vonflare
I agree with shafted's position on immortals not dying.

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 3:22 am
by keyenpeydee
lmao

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:31 pm
by CooLDoG
In post 7, vonflare wrote:rip cooldoge's thread, someone deleted it.

maybe it was cooldoge himself
it wasn't me ftr. I still think my point is valid. Although, after having time to reflect upon the my anger regarding this matter I feel as if it was in perfectly good taste and I would post it again, but I'd get banned, so nah.

On the topic of Christmas... It is more of a cultural holiday at this point, just call it by its fucking name. I still refer to at as christmas and only use happy holidays to placate the bullshit pluralism inherent in the goddamn system that is philosophical bureaucracy. Like, everyone celebrates Christmas in the western world if you are religious or not. Mostly just a joyous time to give gifts to people you love and be with them and not worry about your goddamn work for once. Call it what you will.

On religion, believe what you want, but remember that spacemen don't exist in
this world
. You are responsible for your own actions. If god tells you to kill your son, think before you actually pull an Abraham. Also, to placate you is stupid, not out of hate, but because worldly matters should stay in the world. Mat 22:21 should be read more often. Pray in the privacy of your own home, and keep your religion to yourself.

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 12:33 pm
by CooLDoG
Also, fuck birthdays, they make me feel older.

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 2:47 pm
by vonflare
whether you believe in God or not is irrelevant. Being atheist is not an excuse to be an asshole to people who wish you a merry Christmas.

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 6:28 pm
by CooLDoG
Christmas is my favorite holiday

Posted: Sat Nov 26, 2016 6:29 pm
by vonflare
Me too.

Posted: Mon Dec 12, 2016 12:54 am
by -Grey-
What a lovely thread.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 8:40 am
by T S O
I know this is satirical but I'm reasonably confident that TSQ would genuinely consider birthdays oppression of some sort. People born on leap days, I guess.

Posted: Tue Dec 13, 2016 9:52 am
by AniX
You could be following a different calendar that puts your birthday as different from what you believe it to be. Or be a JW who doesn't celebrate them.

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 10:12 am
by T S O
I've never heard him talk about Jehovah Witness oppression, the filthy hypocrite.

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 11:07 am
by vonflare
How did you even find this thread to necro it

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 11:47 am
by AniX
He has a lot of LEFT EXTREMISM to catch up on.

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 12:58 pm
by Not_Mafia
This is a peculiar thread to pick out after 8 months

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 1:00 pm
by vonflare
More like 18 months, last post was in 2016

Posted: Sun May 13, 2018 1:03 pm
by Not_Mafia
I meant his absence