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Pokemon in real life

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Wed Dec 14, 2016 4:59 am

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How many pokemon would be able to survive in the real world?

They would have to abide by the laws of physics, chemistry, biology and other real life problems.

I think Cubone would go extinction since everytime it is born, its' mother dies.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:34 am

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They would all die at the first solar flare
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Wed Dec 14, 2016 8:51 am

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Why?
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Wed Dec 14, 2016 9:19 am

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In post 1, Not_Mafia wrote:They would all die at the first solar flare
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 4:00 am

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Well quite a few mail only pokemon would all die out since they wouldn't be able to have another generation.

Like the hitmons.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 5:53 am

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Well.

Depends on if you consider their biological limitations?

Like are flying fire dragons really breathing fire? Or flying rock monsters? Or ghosts? Or electric mice or ice shooting seals?


Are we playing by realworld physics and assuming we'd need to check them against limits to even exist or assuming they can exist and testing their niche in the ecosystem?
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:03 am

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Most likely humanity would go extinct.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:04 am

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Nonsense. We have guns.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:06 am

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They have ghosts and psychics.
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:07 am

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I mean sure they do.

But they arent an organized geopolitical entity with an agenda.

Theyre creatures with the drive to individually survive and make more of itself. and they are not 'suddenly everywhere', as if all mice became pikachu?
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:17 am

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In post 9, pisskop wrote:But they arent an organized geopolitical entity with an agenda.
But there are organized geopolitical entities with agendas that would involve them...
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:18 am

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Oh man.

lets weaponize them. And history thought horses were bad.
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:20 am

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Yes real world physics. So Charzard would not be able to fly. The fire tail might also need to go.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:52 am

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the most obvious thing to me is their size and energy requirements.

even the smallest mon is a cubic foot. thngs like bugs are as.thick as your arm.
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:55 am

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this is presumably so that you can presumably see them fight and appreciate it.

but what about their 'roided up speed and stronk now? most Pokemon seem to be more agile than any real world countrrpart is.

theyre quick to recover, the smartest ones outshine humans, and some are noted predators of humans or human industry
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 6:59 am

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thats all, oc, putting aside the obvious fake ones like icecreammon and literal-computer-virusomon and genetic engineered mon.


pokemon is a really fucked up universe, ethically, and thats my knowledge of two gens. all this garbage about the master of time and pokedevils and team blow up the world is all beyond anything more than my parsory knowledge
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 7:18 am

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From what I read about caterpillars in rl the eat about 10,000 their own weight in 2 weeks. A caterpie would be a disaster.

Though if a pokemon can breed in its first evolution, it doesn't need to survive to other evolutions.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:37 am

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According to all known laws of aviation, there is no way a Beedrill should be able to fly.

Also the Cubones wouldn't necessarily go extinct because their mother wouldn't die until their egg hatched.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:38 am

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But they can only have one child.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:40 am

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No because they can lay multiple eggs before one hatches.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 8:50 am

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But every cubone has ots' mothers skull as a hat so that means every cubone mom has to die with first child.
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:04 am

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cubone honestly sounds more like a myth or legend than a sustainable mon.

a lot of mons are based around quirks and myths.

imagine what pmon world would be like before oak and his balls.

this 'everyone lived in harmony with the mons' crap makes no sense could considering all the rage filled murder machines out there.


THEN

imagine the moral outrage at these new balls suddenly trapping all these mons.


nah

pokemon is inu yasha 100 years in the future when somebody makes science.

the backstory is poorly thought out for anyone who looks at it
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 9:06 am

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the ones worshipping mons were pobably the two, three generations ago.

the mon universe is about Japan suddenly realizing that tech exists that surpasses them.
about frontiers that are just leaving the home state
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:42 am

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Adding pokemons to the world would be like making humanity more powered, aka we would just have bigger firepower.
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Fri Aug 18, 2017 10:43 am

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Though I think a bunch of pokemon would die off.
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