ScumFight: What would your theme song be?

[kuribo]

Okay I guess I'll never achieve my dream of hosting a meet where we get to beat the hell out of one another in a cage. (Could raise money for charity this way)

But if I ever make it rich by writing romance novels about werewolves, the day will come where I rent a dirty gym, fly a bunch of you to it, and watch you battle one another to submission for fortune and glory.

So what I'm asking is: what would your theme song be? What's the music that comes on when you come out and lock eyes with that idiot that mislynched you? What's your fighting style / weight class? Signature hold?

I'd go with:
Shitlist by L7
Heavyweight Power striker
Rear naked choke

What about you? How would you drive your foes here to unconsciousness or submission?

[shaft.ed]

Music: Second half of Round Dances from the Rite of Spring
Weight Class: Not heavy enough to be competitive or light enough to run away
Signature Move: Endless discussion of minutiae until fainting

[Vince McMahon]

I've actually done wrestling before and my original finisher was the bear hug.
I'll come up with a song at some point.
And my weight class is about 250. If I worked at it, I might try to get to 235.

[KuroiXHF]

I've actually done wrestling before and my original finisher was the bear hug.
I'll come up with a song at some point.
And my weight class is about 250. If I worked at it, I might try to get to 235.

Dat alt slip.
And until I post otherwise, my song will be Archangel by Two Steps From Hell.

[CooLDoG]

https://www.buzzfeed.com/joannaborns/wh ... .qeDOWQLMd

[Psyche]

if you post youtube links ill make a playlist

[Psyche]

mine would probably be this song: https://youtu.be/NMJIFz2I5eQ
i fight like the dudes in the video games
my signature move will be Double Punch
it's where i hit someone with my fist twice

[vonflare]

ONE PUUUUUNCH

[Accountant]

guile's theme song

[McMenno]

all star

[Kmd4390]

Walk It Out - DJ Unk

[Korts]

Walkout song: Purple Rain by Prince
Weight class: Bantamweight
Style: Point-fighting outstriker
Signature move: Jumping switch wet willy

[Clumsy]

Pantera's Mouth for War
Lightweight Sprawl and Brawl
Tornado Kick or Jumping Front Kick

After getting back into shape I would most likely hit Lightweight class, and I have much more of a striker background than wrestling.

[Majiffy]

Entrance song: Warsaw by Joy Division
Weight class: Cruiserweight
Style: Striker / High-Flyer
Signature move: Swanton Bomb or Twist of Fate

Basically I just want to be 90s Jeff Hardy.

[kuribo]

Entrance song: Warsaw by Joy Division
Weight class: Cruiserweight
Style: Striker / High-Flyer
Signature move: Swanton Bomb or Twist of Fate

Basically I just want to be 90s Jeff Hardy.

Would you settle for 2016 Jeff Hardy

[kuribo]

When I did the backyard wrestling thing as a teenager, my finisherwas an over the shoulder face-first powerbomb or an Evenflow DDT

[KuroiXHF]

When I did the backyard wrestling thing as a teenager, my finisherwas an over the shoulder face-first powerbomb or an Evenflow DDT

...No injuries I hope? I've been learning wrestling moves and whenever I saw background wrestling being done online, I've seen some moves done so terribly I'd be surprised if some of them didn't end in a broken whatever.

Though on the bright side, those moves are surprisingly less likely to end in injuries to others.

[Majiffy]

Entrance song: Warsaw by Joy Division
Weight class: Cruiserweight
Style: Striker / High-Flyer
Signature move: Swanton Bomb or Twist of Fate

Basically I just want to be 90s Jeff Hardy.

Would you settle for 2016 Jeff Hardy

Nah, not keen on the crazy schtick