Ennui

[Yume]

Yume-style riddles, one on each day.

Riddle the first:

You are in a room. There are three doors, and you can only use one to escape. Behind the first door are lions that haven't eaten for 3 days. Behind the second door are boxers. Behind the third door are men with guns ready to shoot. Which door would you choose and why?

[KuroiXHF]

The second door.

I love puppies.

[inte]

neither i commit sudoku

[Errantparabola]

You are in a room. There are three doors, and you can only use one to escape. Behind the first door are lions that haven't eaten for 3 days. Behind the second door are boxers. Behind the third door are men with guns ready to shoot. Which door would you choose and why?

Take off pants and underwear
Go into second door
Put on boxers
Sigh in comfort
Go out of second door
Put on pants
Open first door
Lions are still alive because 3 days wtihout food isn't going to kill shit
Run really fast out of first door
Open third door
Run really fast out of third door
Go into second door
Close second door
Wait for sounds of lions and men fighting to die down
Peek out second door
Everyone is dead
Take your pick of any door you wish, and you got free boxers too.

[Gorkington]

I would flip a coin.

[Majiffy]

Did someone say Ennui?

[Errantparabola]

The first time you linked that video, my life was changed.

[Majiffy]

It's such a beautiful piece. That and the immigration one.

I watch them every time I'm reminded of them.

[Annadog40]

I would break down the wall.

[Gorkington]

I just spent a good hour and a half watching clips of Stewart Lee.

[Majiffy]

It's the only right and just thing to do.

He is the best comedian I have ever encountered.

[Quilford]

look i just want to earn some cred rn by pointing out that the first recorded mention of stewart lee on ms.net was me, here. thx

[Majiffy]

Do I need to puff up my lungs and spread my feathers in an attempt to appear larger and more dangerous?

[Selynee]

The boring answer: second door- use pepper spray- have a chance of survival

[Randomnamechange]

Stewart Lee live is hilarious. He basically insults large portions of the audience.

[Clumsy]

Yume-style riddles, one on each day.

Riddle the first:

You are in a room. There are three doors, and you can only use one to escape. Behind the first door are lions that haven't eaten for 3 days. Behind the second door are boxers. Behind the third door are men with guns ready to shoot. Which door would you choose and why?

I've heard this one before. The answer was lions, because they would be dead from starvation, but that one was 3 weeks, not days.

[Not_Mafia]

What gets wetter as it dries?

[Annadog40]

Your tears

[Majiffy]

A towel.

[Davsto]

What gets wetter as it dries?

A woman with a dishcloth fetish

[Yume]

A sponge.

[Majiffy]

All valid answers