Yume's Cowboy Song

[Yume]

This song is placed here because a certain someone is stubborn. Few words were changed

I am a cowboy
I am amazing
I implore you to
give me a place
You'll never find someone
charming as I am
I'm the swankiest cowboy out in space

Because
I am a cowboy
I am mysterious
When I vanish
I never leave a trace

You will not find someone
with such illusions
I'm a human
and I want a place

I am a cowboy
I am the champion
no one else in the universe
keeps pace
You'll never find someone
quite so enchanting
So Firebringer
Give me a place

I'm a idol
a King
I'm an object of awe
There is none
quite so gleaming as I
I've got glamour to spare
You are right
when you stare
I'm the who, what, when, where, and the why
(Join me!)

I am a cowboy
I am astounding
wisdom flows from my personage
like lace
You'll never find someone darling as I am
I'm the swankiest
I am the coolest
Certainly best dressed
Cowboy out in space!

For those wondering, the original song is 'The Amazing Millipede' from 'Charlie the Unicorn' cartoon, made by FilmCow. It's awesome and someday I plan a game base off it, so go watch it!

[Untrod Tripod]

[Davsto]

well this exists

[Davsto]

or it might not

wouldnt be surprised if this is a hallucination because theres no rational explanation

[CooLDoG]

there is an edit button

[Davsto]

Sometimes I feel that two separate posts allows the

[Davsto]

timing to be more effective

[Not_Mafia]

there is an edit button

Does this mean you'll fix your constant spelling errors?

[RadiantCowbells]

Who is the certain someone

[Yume]

Firebringer.

[CooLDoG]

there is an edit button

Does this mean you'll fix your constant spelling errors?

alright, now listen here. I happen to get a bit tipsy in the evenings because my life is about as hard as the average joe's. In fact it is harder than most college educated fucks, being perfectly honest. So I enjoy a drink. And when I enjoy my fucking drinkings my spellings go out the windows. So deal with. Stop pissing me off.

[RadiantCowbells]

Can you take your little pissing contest to another thread? This one ought to be cherished.

[Firebringer]

Interesting thread.

[Yume]

Interesting thread.

Stay out of my thread. >.>

[Firebringer]

Firebringer.

[Yume]

Nonetheless, I expected you to be reasonable, and someone going around reporting people willy nilly is far from reasonable.

[Davsto]

Do not make any post or start any thread that abuses or harasses another user.

[Yume]

Attack the play, NOT the player

^and fyi, just because someone thinks they weren't doing the above doesn't automatically excuse them

[Vijarada]

#pointlessdrama

[RadiantCowbells]

Do you wanna play too? It'll be fun!

[Yume]

That and I happen to know he started a thread to abuse/harass me first. Here is the link if you don't believe me: viewtopic.php?f=5&t=68941

[Yume]

And he said multiple times he'll ignore me, yet his repeated posting in my threads shows he can't be a bigger person and stay away from me like he said he would.

[Davsto]

Ahh yes, you literally write song lyrics in a thread directed straight at him, but

he's

the one not being a bigger person because he dared to comment in this thread.

Firebringer's thread was bad too but that's no excuse for this one.

[Yume]

He said he'd ignore me. That means EVERYTHING I say should be meaningless to him, regardless of whether it's directed at him or not. Besides, why do I always have to be the bigger person and not insult others while others are perfectly allowed to insult me without any consequences?!

[Yume]

But of course he could do nothing wrong. Of course he is allowed to insult me all he likes, but when I so much blink at him the wrong way, I am committing a heresy. I see how it is, oh yeah, I see how it is.....