Yume's Story: Broken Heart

[Yume]

This is a story of how lil' un broke my heart.

Let's start at the beginning. Lil' un was a cheerful individual, she loved all live and everything that moved. And she was cute. And her wittle eyes were like two lil' buttons, and she was an embodiment of cuteness, both inside and outside. And I fell in love with her.

But then.....

Then it turned out she was actually a black dog. A fraud. A wolf in sheep's clothing. My heart was shattered when I saw her true nature. As it turned out, her kindness was a lie, even if she is as cute with her button-like eyes.

In loving memory of who lil' un used to be......

[Not_Mafia]

This a story all about how my life got flipped turned upside down and I'd like to take a minute just sit right there and tell you how I became the prince of a town called Bel-Air

[Annadog40]

Poor dog.

[Raskolnikov]

Then it turned out she was actually a black dog.

nothing wrong with that

[Yume]

No, everything's wrong with that. Black dogs bring death and suffering. White dogs bring life, success and happiness.

[Annadog40]

My cat's best friend is a black cat. That cat likes to meow and is very soft.

[Yume]

My cat's best friend is a black cat. That cat likes to meow and is very soft.

That's so wrong I can't even begin to describe it. Are you engaging in interspecies romance?

[Annadog40]

Nope.

My cat is friends with another cat.

I don't enter in to the picture.

How did you not notice the dog's fur color?

[Yume]

Well, you did say the cat is soft, and the only way you'd have known that is if you, you know.....

And no, she isn't a dog. She is that person in my avatar.

Spoiler: Navy

I used to love her, but I had to kill her
I used to love her, but I had to kill her

[Annadog40]

That is a strange looking dog.