In celebration, here is a parody of "Alexander Hamilton" that I made, along with some other super cool folks from the mod team.
Thanks to
Kison
(who you can hear in the intro) and Haschel Cedricson
(who also did part of the intro and some later harmonies).Special thanks to
Majiffy
who went through a lot of effort to give me an audio editing tutorial. Hopefully I didn't suck too much at editing.Spoiler: Lyrics for your following pleasure
How does a single group lead by mith having just one connection,
in the section of an online forum
for them to play in a game involving social deception
survive 15 years after its conception?
The exception to the norms of site longevity
A community where people talk endlessly
Anger and much levity,
Wall posts and such brevity,
Going strong, even in two thousand and seventeen
And every day while scum and town battled and argued
And discussed the people that were most likely to harm you
The Speakeasy was talking in threads like Guys Part 2
And game mods were coming up with setups for the Large Queue
And the Mish Mash games were played, things like Survivor
Where people would try to be the last of their tribe or
Measuring the longest time between each thread reviver
All while weathering constant site attacks from the tigers
Well the word got around, they said “this forum is chill, man!
You can talk and even meet new people in RL, and
The mods make sure that this place is always well-ran,”
And the world’s gotta know this site- what’s your URL, man?
This is mafiascum dot net,
This forum is mafiascum dot net,
And there’s a million players we haven’t met,
A mob has formed, Mob has formed,
And there’s a Newbie Queue for you, if you’re a newcomer,
And there’s a place you can post to Get To Know A Scummer
And the Scummies weren’t late, they were great, never a bummer
(But I swear, every thread the shitposting gets dumber)
No feeling compares to the feeling of catching the scumteam,
Completely beating a town dream, not being what you’d seem
Someone posting “Damn, you really carried that town”
Being rightfully sheeped and taking the mafia down
You would’ve been hammered at L-1
The wagon run its time
You would’ve been totally outdone
And voted freely at the deadline
Started claimin’, aimin’ at the town with some good posts
Turnin it around and finally becoming townread most
Scammin’ for every scrap of information
Plannin’ for the lategame LYLO altercation
A game with a new setup or theme name
In New York you can play a new game
In New York you can play a new game (Central Park)
In New York you can play a new game (Mayfair Club)
In New York you can play a new game (Road to Rome)
In New York (New York)
or Theme Park!
This is mafiascum dot net, (This is mafiascum dot net)
We are waiting in GD for you, (Waiting in GD for you)
You can get a new title
If 5 other people agree!
This is mafiascum dot net (This is mafiascum dot net)
When the Ban Thread gets updated,
Do you click to find out the cause,
Do you look for who broke the laws,
Or if there are some new dramas!
Kison’s making changes now,
hope they aren’t spotty,
Zoraster’s got a team of mods
To make sure you’re not naughty
We’re the greatest group of people
second to Illuminati,
Go talk on sitechat,
Vote on egg or hat,
Engage Democrats
Political combat,
Whatever happens, hey-
At least you aren’t Shotty! (Sorry Shotty, I bear no ill-will with this joke. I take full responsibility if anyone is offended)
There’s a million players we haven’t met,
To form a mob
What’s the site, man?
On mafiascum.net!
in the section of an online forum
for them to play in a game involving social deception
survive 15 years after its conception?
The exception to the norms of site longevity
A community where people talk endlessly
Anger and much levity,
Wall posts and such brevity,
Going strong, even in two thousand and seventeen
And every day while scum and town battled and argued
And discussed the people that were most likely to harm you
The Speakeasy was talking in threads like Guys Part 2
And game mods were coming up with setups for the Large Queue
And the Mish Mash games were played, things like Survivor
Where people would try to be the last of their tribe or
Measuring the longest time between each thread reviver
All while weathering constant site attacks from the tigers
Well the word got around, they said “this forum is chill, man!
You can talk and even meet new people in RL, and
The mods make sure that this place is always well-ran,”
And the world’s gotta know this site- what’s your URL, man?
This is mafiascum dot net,
This forum is mafiascum dot net,
And there’s a million players we haven’t met,
A mob has formed, Mob has formed,
And there’s a Newbie Queue for you, if you’re a newcomer,
And there’s a place you can post to Get To Know A Scummer
And the Scummies weren’t late, they were great, never a bummer
(But I swear, every thread the shitposting gets dumber)
No feeling compares to the feeling of catching the scumteam,
Completely beating a town dream, not being what you’d seem
Someone posting “Damn, you really carried that town”
Being rightfully sheeped and taking the mafia down
You would’ve been hammered at L-1
The wagon run its time
You would’ve been totally outdone
And voted freely at the deadline
Started claimin’, aimin’ at the town with some good posts
Turnin it around and finally becoming townread most
Scammin’ for every scrap of information
Plannin’ for the lategame LYLO altercation
A game with a new setup or theme name
In New York you can play a new game
In New York you can play a new game (Central Park)
In New York you can play a new game (Mayfair Club)
In New York you can play a new game (Road to Rome)
In New York (New York)
or Theme Park!
This is mafiascum dot net, (This is mafiascum dot net)
We are waiting in GD for you, (Waiting in GD for you)
You can get a new title
If 5 other people agree!
This is mafiascum dot net (This is mafiascum dot net)
When the Ban Thread gets updated,
Do you click to find out the cause,
Do you look for who broke the laws,
Or if there are some new dramas!
Kison’s making changes now,
hope they aren’t spotty,
Zoraster’s got a team of mods
To make sure you’re not naughty
We’re the greatest group of people
second to Illuminati,
Go talk on sitechat,
Vote on egg or hat,
Engage Democrats
Political combat,
Whatever happens, hey-
At least you aren’t Shotty! (Sorry Shotty, I bear no ill-will with this joke. I take full responsibility if anyone is offended)
There’s a million players we haven’t met,
To form a mob
What’s the site, man?
On mafiascum.net!
