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Post Post #0  (ISO)  » Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:29 am

Hey this is Pizza Zizi with a fresh pizza tip for you. Do you want to know how to receive a free Domino's one topping pizza from Domino's Pizzeria and Restaurant? Well sit down, let me tell you.

Step 1: Telephone a Domino's Pizza Eatery and Restaurant and order a large one topping pizza and the guy will say, "What topping would you like?" And you say, "I'd like my topping to be another steaming hot Domino's one topping pizza." So the guy asks, "What topping would you like on your Domino's one topping pizza topping?" And then you say, "Go ahead and make my second Domino's one topping pizza topping a Domino's one topping pizza." And then the guy will ask, "Ok sir, what topping would you like on your Domino's one topping pizza topping one topping pizza?" And you respond with, "A Domino's one topping pizza." And continue to order Domino's one topping pizza toppings, until you are at a pizza topped with 71 Domino's one topping pizzas, and then the pizza guy will say, "Wait one moment, sir. We don't have any pizza boxes that will fit this 71 Domino's one topping pizza topping pizza."

So you say, "Hold on," And quickly run to Home Depot and purchase a Maytag refrigerator which retails for 3,399 US dollars, and when it comes time to pay for the Maytag refrigerator, you offer to pay Home Depot, not with cash, but with 70 piping hot Domino's one topping pizzas, and they of course accept, so you buy the fridge and you take it back to the Domino's Pizzeria Restaurant, you give the pizza guy a Maytag refrigerator box and put the 71 topped Domino's Pizza one topping pizza into that, and then you pay Domino's using a brand new Maytag refrigerator which retails for 3,399 US dollars, so then you take the Maytag refrigerator box filled with a 71 topped Domino's one topping pizza back to Home Depot, and you give it to the cashier there as payment for your brand new Maytag refrigerator which retails for 3,399 US dollars, and when the cashier turns his back to get your receipt, you snatch the 71st Domino's one topping pizza off the top of your Domino's one topping pizza stack and you put it in your pocket, and there you have yourself a completely free steaming hot Domino's one topping pizza!

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Post Post #1  (ISO)  » Tue Apr 04, 2017 11:34 am

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Post Post #2  (ISO)  » Tue Apr 04, 2017 12:54 pm

I'd rather have pineapple than 70 more pizzas

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Post Post #3  (ISO)  » Tue Apr 04, 2017 3:49 pm

In post 0, Pizza Zizi wrote:Do you want to know how to receive a free Domino's one topping pizza from Domino's Pizzeria and Restaurant?

No. I don't have a dog, so who would eat it?

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Post Post #4  (ISO)  » Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:17 pm

In post 2, shaft.ed wrote:I'd rather have pineapple than 70 more pizzas

I was going to ask what the hell is wrong with you but Dominos pizza so nvm
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Post Post #5  (ISO)  » Tue Apr 04, 2017 4:56 pm

an excellent tip. Will 69 pizzas be sufficient?
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Post Post #6  (ISO)  » Tue Apr 04, 2017 6:22 pm

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Post Post #7  (ISO)  » Tue Apr 04, 2017 6:52 pm

In post 5, CooLDoG wrote:an excellent tip. Will 69 pizzas be sufficient?

That depends on how much a brand new Maytag refrigerator retails at in your area.
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Post Post #8  (ISO)  » Tue Apr 04, 2017 7:17 pm

In post 7, Majiffy wrote:
In post 5, CooLDoG wrote:an excellent tip. Will 69 pizzas be sufficient?

That depends on how much a brand new Maytag refrigerator retails at in your area.


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Post Post #9  (ISO)  » Wed Apr 05, 2017 12:16 pm

You probably work for Maytag mr. Bot.
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Post Post #10  (ISO)  » Wed Apr 05, 2017 1:10 pm

That's an absurd assumption. A happy customer retails for 3,399 dollars in advertisement revenue.
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Post Post #11  (ISO)  » Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:43 pm

In any city, in any country, go to any Papa Johns or Pizza Hut you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Folder of the Dough". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish for bold Italian flavor." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when all the toppings come together?"

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the topping in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

That topping is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.
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Post Post #12  (ISO)  » Wed Apr 05, 2017 2:49 pm

what
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Post Post #13  (ISO)  » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:51 pm

In post 11, kuribo wrote:In any city, in any country, go to any Papa Johns or Pizza Hut you can get yourself to. When you reach the front desk, ask to visit someone who calls himself "The Folder of the Dough". Should a look of child-like fear come over the workers face, you will then be taken to a cell in the building. It will be in a deep hidden section of the building. All you will hear is the sound of someone talking to themselves echo the halls. It is in a language that you will not understand, but your very soul will feel unspeakable fear.

Should the talking stop at any time, STOP and QUICKLY say aloud "I'm just passing through, I wish for bold Italian flavor." If you still hear silence, flee. Leave, do not stop for anything, do not go home, don't stay at an inn, just keep moving, and sleep where your body drops. You will know in the morning if you've escaped.

If the voice in the hall comes back after you utter those words continue on. Upon reaching the cell all you will see is a windowless room with a person in the corner, speaking an unknown language, and cradling something. The person will only respond to one question. "What happens when all the toppings come together?"

The person will then stare into your eyes and answer your question in horrifying detail. Many go mad in that very cell, some disappear soon after the meeting, and a few end their lives. But most do the worst thing, and look upon the topping in the person's hands. You will want to as well. Be warned that if you do, your death will be one of cruelty and unrelenting horror.

Your death will be in that room, by that person's hands.

That topping is 1 of 538. They must never come together. Never.

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Post Post #14  (ISO)  » Wed Apr 05, 2017 6:58 pm

those things are one of the best things on the internet
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Post Post #15  (ISO)  » Sat Apr 08, 2017 5:43 pm

What happens if I bring my 71 Domino's one topping pizza topping pizza to the folder of the dough?
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Also all of my limbs fell off, I must of tripped oh no, hope I don't fall in a bowl of boiling water, then I would drown.

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Post Post #16  (ISO)  » Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:29 pm

In post 0, Pizza Zizi wrote:quickly run to Home Depot and purchase a Maytag refrigerator which retails for 3,399 US dollars, and when it comes time to pay for the Maytag refrigerator, you offer to pay Home Depot, not with cash, but with 70 piping hot Domino's one topping pizzas, and they of course accept,

Now wait. I check Domino's website and they sell a large 1-topping pizza for $13.39 in my area. 71 pizzas would equal $950.69. Which is not nearly enough to pay for the Maytag refrigerator. Plus, having worked at Home Depot in the past I know that they would not accept pizzas as currency.

Ergo, I believe your fresh pizza tip to be errant and I demand a full retraction and apology.
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Post Post #17  (ISO)  » Sat Apr 08, 2017 10:33 pm

In post 16, Kublai Khan wrote:
In post 0, Pizza Zizi wrote:quickly run to Home Depot and purchase a Maytag refrigerator which retails for 3,399 US dollars, and when it comes time to pay for the Maytag refrigerator, you offer to pay Home Depot, not with cash, but with 70 piping hot Domino's one topping pizzas, and they of course accept,

Now wait. I check Domino's website and they sell a large 1-topping pizza for $13.39 in my area. 71 pizzas would equal $950.69. Which is not nearly enough to pay for the Maytag refrigerator. Plus, having worked at Home Depot in the past I know that they would not accept pizzas as currency.

Ergo, I believe your fresh pizza tip to be errant and I demand a full retraction and apology.


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Post Post #18  (ISO)  » Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:49 am

This would violate the terms and conditions of the deal and therefore not work

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Post Post #19  (ISO)  » Sun Apr 09, 2017 8:57 am

But would the toppings be free?
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Post Post #20  (ISO)  » Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:09 pm

Hello this is your monthly reminder to eat pizza everyday, it contains essential nutrients and all 3 food groups (cheese, crust, and pepperoni)

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Post Post #21  (ISO)  » Sat Aug 05, 2017 10:31 pm

kuribo's post told me to do a thing and then talked about all the danger in doing the thing without any upside or reason to do it
To be clear: this is not allowed

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Post Post #22  (ISO)  » Sun Aug 06, 2017 1:34 pm

In post 21, SleepyKrew wrote:kuribo's post told me to do a thing and then talked about all the danger in doing the thing without any upside or reason to do it



You can collect the topping, you just can't look at it in the presence of the person.

You can then collect the other toppings to either bring them together or keep them apart.
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Post Post #23  (ISO)  » Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:04 pm

this is a reminder to always eat your pizza. stay strong and healthy!

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Post Post #24  (ISO)  » Mon Oct 23, 2017 1:01 pm

Real talk: cheeseburger pizza w/ pickles is best pizza try it sometime
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