Hey, this is Pizza Zizi with a fresh pizza tip for you

shaft.ed · Post Post #25 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 7:14 am

i'd rather just eat a cheeseburger

Papa Zito · Post Post #26 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 8:26 am

blasphemy

Gorny · Post Post #27 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 9:53 am

What about constructing a Rube Goldberg Machine to produce a free pizza from the nearest pizza access point?

ISO · Post Post #28 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:53 am

I'm so confused. Is this funny to people?

Or:

SleepyKrew · Post Post #29 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 10:55 am

In post 27, Gorny wrote:What about constructing a Rube Goldberg Machine to produce a free pizza from the nearest pizza access point?

I saw this commercial and was so confused
the contraption accomplished nothing

Gorny · Post Post #30 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:13 am

In post 29, SleepyKrew wrote:
In post 27, Gorny wrote:What about constructing a Rube Goldberg Machine to produce a free pizza from the nearest pizza access point?
I saw this commercial and was so confused
the contraption accomplished nothing

Majiffy · Post Post #31 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:13 am

In post 25, shaft.ed wrote:i'd rather just eat a cheeseburger

Cheeseburgers are great but imagine A WHOLE PIZZA of cheeseburger

Annadog40 · Post Post #32 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:15 am

Anything could be turned into a pizza. I saw a cinnamon roll pizza.

Majiffy · Post Post #33 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:15 am

In post 30, Gorny wrote:
In post 29, SleepyKrew wrote:
In post 27, Gorny wrote:What about constructing a Rube Goldberg Machine to produce a free pizza from the nearest pizza access point?
I saw this commercial and was so confused
the contraption accomplished nothing

>Pizza's friggin' cold by the time the box opens

Gorny · Post Post #34 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:20 am

You never tried cold pizza first thing in the morning?

Annadog40 · Post Post #35 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:20 am

Pizza didn't go all that far.

Gorny · Post Post #36 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:21 am

I've eaten chocolate topped pizza once. Odd but not bad.

Majiffy · Post Post #37 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:29 am

In post 34, Gorny wrote:You never tried cold pizza first thing in the morning?

As someone who founded a tech-startup, I can assure you I have eaten

plenty

of cold pizza.

shaft.ed · Post Post #38 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:39 am

In post 32, Annadog40 wrote:Anything could be turned into a pizza. I saw a cinnamon roll pizza.

just because something is relatively flat and has dough on the bottom doesn't make it pizza

Annadog40 · Post Post #39 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:43 am

What does then in your opinion?

shaft.ed · Post Post #40 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:44 am

I still think pizza has to have a tomato sauce and a cheese
but I'm an old man apparently

Annadog40 · Post Post #41 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:46 am

I have a friend who is allergic to cheese, they have just bread, tomato sauce and pepperonis.

Majiffy · Post Post #42 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:48 am

In post 40, shaft.ed wrote:I still think pizza has to have a tomato sauce and a cheese
but I'm an old man apparently

Gonna need to make a pizza version of this then

Annadog40 · Post Post #43 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 11:51 am

Here's an image for that.

shaft.ed · Post Post #44 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:12 pm

In post 42, Majiffy wrote:Gonna need to make a pizza version of this then

in what world is hot dog = sandwich, true neutral?

Majiffy · Post Post #45 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:38 pm

Idk but the poptart is great

Papa Zito · Post Post #46 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 12:52 pm

In post 28, Thestatusquo wrote:I'm so confused. Is this funny to people?

That's ok. Through the magic of forum software you can both not read or post here.

ISO · Post Post #47 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:20 pm

nah, if I did that I wouldn't be able to continually confirm to myself what a gigantic asshole you are.

vonflare · Post Post #48 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:22 pm

In post 47, Thestatusquo wrote:nah, if I did that I wouldn't be able to continually confirm to myself what a gigantic asshole you are.

chillax my friend

is only thread, why you heff to be mad

ISO · Post Post #49 (ISO) » Mon Oct 23, 2017 2:31 pm

I'm not mad at the thread, I was posting in the thread just like everyone else.