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In post 124, Annadog40 wrote:
this is all wrong. Hidden pepperoni is a crime.

sacrifices must be made on the path to enlightenment

true enlightenment is having no toppings.

What is a pizza with no toppings?

What is a person with no soul?

bread

both questions
answer is bread

In post 105, Annadog40 wrote:The most important part of a pizza is the cheese than the bread.

It's the sauce

Then the cheese



Bread is definitely the least important

Sause is least important. A pizza with no sause doesnt suffer for it.

I'll put cheese on top of toppings in my homemade pizzas.

In post 130, Annadog40 wrote:Sause is least important. A pizza with no sause doesnt suffer for it.

yes it does

White pizza is a thing.

and it soujds NOT GOOD

It's definitely not good

No sause is better than too much.

When I was a wee lad, maybe 6 or 7 years old, I was visiting my grandparents with my brother. They were ordering pizza for dinner and we each got to pick a topping. My brother went first and asked for extra cheese. I was quite miffed at that because wtf?, extra cheese is clearly not a topping. After arguing about it for a few minutes, I annoyingly declared that if my idiot brother can get extra cheese on his pizza, I'm getting extra sauce. So my grandfather picked up the extra cheese extra sauce pizza, and by the time he got it home, the laden layer of extra cheese had slid off of the pie due to all the lubrication from the extra sauce. We had a giant pile of melted cheese in one quadrant of the pizza, and wet red bread over the rest.

tldr; extra sauce will ruin the structural integrity of your pizza

Ask for extra crust next time.

Also, why were you miffed about extra cheese? I'd just be happy that a horrible topping like onion wasn't picked. Though I was much pickier eater when I was young.

cause I wanted stuff, man
anchovies were the only pizza topping I didn't like as a child

Or maybe i thought i was being cool by copying my brother
who knows, its all lost down the memory hole

i mean
for all i know my often drunk grandfather just had the pizza slide off the front seat and blamed it on my extra sauce

Pizza with garlic and olive oil instead of tomato sauce is really good.

I wouldn't just throw cheese on dough though

Literal Cheese only pizzas are great.

In post 136, Annadog40 wrote:No sause is better than too much.

It's not the quantity it's the quality of the sauce that makes the pizza

In post 138, Kublai Khan wrote:Ask for extra crust next time.

Also, why were you miffed about extra cheese? I'd just be happy that a horrible topping like onion wasn't picked. Though I was much pickier eater when I was young.

Onion is great

The Onion is great

Onion is terrible

I found out that October is the month of pizza.

A pizza alignment chart would be great.

Calzone and cookie pizza could be on it.

Calzone is not pizza

A structural purist I see.