when you were a kid what did you wanna be when you grew up

[ConManMick]

Astronaut

Would gladly go to space all alone and spend rest of my life all alone in space

I'd hate to be a lot of the other things on that list.

We both spelt cosmonaut wrong comrade

[rb]

We bring shame to glorious motherland

[Untrod Tripod]

musician

it's working out well so far

[Burgerking]

a prostitute

[shaft.ed]

oh I forgot I wanted to be a food critic for a while
the whole idea of getting paid to eat was just mind blowing to a fat kid

[Egg]

I wanted to be a chicken.

[Davsto]

/thread

[lalaladucks]

update: found documents produced for a school project when i was nine years old

Spoiler:

[rb]

Well you're well an truly on your way to becoming a guinea pig, congratulations.