There are ten things you need to know

[Yume]

One, get your gun
Two, throw it into the sun
Three, don't answer a call from this number
Four, You could instead go into a slumber
Five, your innocence will die if you pick this up
Six, which one is better, an empty or a full cup?
Seven, you need to decide this quickly
Eight, Read above and pick your options carefully
Nine, you need to choose wisely
Ten, if you hear this phrase, hang up immediately

[Persivul]

One, get your gun

Yeah, Mrs. P requested a gun and shooting lessons for Christmas. World's getting crazy.

[Annadog40]

How would I throw my gun into the sun?

[Yume]

I was hoping for more scammer memes when I wrote that.

[Titus]

You too can get more scammer memes for 9.99. Do I win?