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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Wed Nov 29, 2017 2:02 am

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Which of these words doesn't belong with the others?

Axe Pickaxe Adze Hoe Mattock

Axe


Why?

It's blade is in plane with the shaft. The blade is perpendicular on the others.


All the things my brain could be doing today and it points this out to me. So I figure I might as well do something with it. Otherwise my brain just totally wasted its time. So here it is for everyone to enjoy I hope. Or maybe it just inspired you to call your brain to task for the silly things it does when you aren't keeping a close eye on it. So here is something funny or informative or insightful or maybe just an out of the ordinary way to spend the last few seconds of your day.

So there brain. I made your random thought somewhat useful. I hope you will think about all of the work that you just made me go through the next time you think about having one!
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Wed Nov 29, 2017 6:19 am

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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Wed Nov 29, 2017 7:37 am

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relief.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:50 am

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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Wed Nov 29, 2017 10:51 am

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why do you suppose your brain wasted its time unless other people see the thing?
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Wed Nov 29, 2017 3:08 pm

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In post 4, schadd_ wrote:why do you suppose your brain wasted its time unless other people see the thing?
It is an attention whore.
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Thu Nov 30, 2017 11:47 am

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it has sex with people in exchange for attention? that is an interesting notion
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Thu Nov 30, 2017 12:11 pm

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i never knew i'd relate so hard to someone's brain : (...
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Fri Dec 01, 2017 1:59 pm

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In post 7, Katyusha wrote:i never knew i'd relate so hard to someone's brain : (...
You've left my brain practically speechless because really that is all it has ever wanted. :nerd:
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Sat Dec 16, 2017 1:50 pm

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Okay, more fun with words. So I had this idea of a phrase and was needing some help analyzing it. You see I like puns. And I thought this entire phrase might in itself be one. But I think it is a far more complicated construct. So here it is:

"I believe that conspiracy theorists have taken over the history channel."

So this is a sentence that I feel changes meaning depending upon how the listener feels about the speaker.

Do you take it as a serious statement? Okay, so they just floated a conspiracy theory about
conspiracy theorists
. What do you call that?
Or was it a joke? Because they are conscious of the fact that they are floating a conspiracy theory about conspiracy theorists and hope the listener catches that and finds it amusing.

Do you see why, if a joke, I considered it at least related to the pun? A pun exploits the possible meaning of a word and in this case the joke in itself is the definition of the word it is addressing. Plainly said, this is a conspiracy theory about conspiracy theories and thus aims to tickle the funny bone using the same vector as the pun. An exploit on the meaning of a word.

Also, have you seen this History Channel lately? I honestly would not know if someone was serious when they said this. And what if they wouldn't reveal whether it was a joke or not?

Anyhow, yes I am bored. Maybe I should sign up for another game? :P
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 3:50 pm

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Ecto, you're over-thinking it.

That's not a pun. It's a type of joke called a one-liner. The setup and punchline are within the same sentence.
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Mon Dec 18, 2017 4:36 pm

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that definition of one-liner is way better than the one I've been using
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Fri Dec 22, 2017 11:28 am

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In post 10, Kublai Khan wrote:Ecto, you're over-thinking it.

That's not a pun. It's a type of joke called a one-liner. The setup and punchline are within the same sentence.
Thanks! I bet that I am prone to a similar behavior playing mafia :lol:
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Thu Dec 28, 2017 5:48 pm

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I heard that someone was going to put on a wet T-shirt concert. I wonder how that plays?
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