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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 3:59 pm

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We've kind of monopolized the Movie thread and people really want to talk about things in the movies. But it's getting annoying to half-spoiler protect people. So let's use this thread for Star Wars. Nothing but Star Wars. Don't let them end.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:01 pm

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THERE WILL BE SPOILERS.


Don't Read Past Here Unless You Have Seen the Latest Star Wars.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:03 pm

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So Rey's parents being nobodies would be deeply satisfying to me in a way that half-baked and "shocking" twists would not be. Oh she's obiwan's daughter? Yawn. Oh she's Luke's daughter? Fuck that. Oh she's Luke's SISTER who was actually frozen as a baby? Yawn.

Not everyone who does something heroic and force related in Star Wars needs to be a Skywalker.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:10 pm

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I don't really give a hoot either way about Rey's parents tbh just like Luke's aunt and uncle were meaningless in the scope of the whole thing.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:11 pm

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when do we get beru and owen backstory though
like whats their deal why isnt that explained
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:13 pm

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Oh and I've seen it elsewhere and would like to propagate the terminology "Holdo Maneuver" for jettisoning a craft in hyperspace through another vehicle as a kamikaze attack. It should absolutely be referred to as that moving forward.
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:14 pm

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In post 4, Cheetory6 wrote:when do we get beru and owen backstory though
like whats their deal why isnt that explained
BvS was such a shit movie because it never went into Thomas and Martha Wayne's backstory tbh

Like wtf where did they get all that money and why were they out at the opera that night what kind of operas do they like and where does Martha get her hair done
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:15 pm

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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:19 pm

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EXPLAIN THE FKIN MAP PLZ
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:19 pm

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Yeah Last Jedi was great. Not perfect but no Star Wars movie is. Is the main complaints just the humor (which has always been a part of Star Wars) and the Finn subplot? I actually like that Finn and co failed with it, shows that plans actually don't always work in space war.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:22 pm

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I do wish we could learn about Snoke more though. I also thought the very ending could have been done better.

Rey's parents being no bodies is more than fine. Don't know why people complain about that.

Also anyone complaining about physics in a Star Wars movies has to just be trolling.
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:30 pm

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so episode 7 was The Han Movie and this felt like The Luke Movie
I feel like they were building up to 9 being The Leia Movie but now what? Lando Movie? Chewbacca Movie? 2 hours of Kylo Ren designing a new edgy mask shirtless?
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:32 pm

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In post 8, SleepyKrew wrote:EXPLAIN THE FKIN MAP PLZ
They did, in Luke's tossaway line "Why do you think I came to the hardest-to-find planet in the galaxy?" or something to that effect.

The map was a big fuckin' ruse.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:33 pm

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That's the opposite of explaining
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:33 pm

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In all actuality though I don't understand what part of "they used a map to find a thing" is hard to understand
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:34 pm

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The part where Luke wanted to be left alone but left a map and half of it wound up with the bad guys?
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:35 pm

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In post 10, scotmany12 wrote:I also thought the very ending could have been done better.
Yeah the very-very-very ending was super dumb and obviously just added as a "This is a Disney movie and it's kid-friendly and hey kids remember to follow your dreams
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:37 pm

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In post 15, SleepyKrew wrote:The part where Luke wanted to be left alone but left a map and half of it wound up with the bad guys?
Well he's not a complete piece of shit so obviously he was going to leave some way to get in touch with him regardless of how convoluted

As far as the "wound up with the bad guys", it's war and intel. Shit happens off-screen. Just like how the death star plans ended up in rebel hands at the start of Episode IV which took 30 years to get a backstory for.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:42 pm

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not really comparable imo but whatever
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:51 pm

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I just don't think every little thing needs to be spelled out nor should it be in any movie. That's how you ruin shit.

If people really want to get fucking upset about something in TLJ lets all flip our wigs over Leia's stupid fly-through-space shit. That was goddamn awful and indefensible.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:54 pm

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Kylo Ren explains in the TFA that they get the map from records from the Jedi archives or something like that. As to why a part of it is missing who knows.

Also don't know if I mentioned it but I liked TFA so I'm one who likes both TFA and TLJ. I don't know where I would placed them but IV V VII and VIII are definitely the best.
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 4:55 pm

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Think part of the problem is that the way JJ set things up in TFA implied that there were going to be answers and TLJ doesn't have any interest in answering them.
If you wanted to know those answers then you're probably going to feel disappointed with the movie.
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:02 pm

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Yeah I thought we'd see more of snoke and phasma in this one
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:11 pm

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I think the only big questions left over from TFA were Snoke on Rey's parents. I'm happy with Rey's parents not being anybody of notice. I think that's way better than making her Luke's daughter or something like that. Only other loose ends are like the map (which meh not a big deal) and Luke's light saber being found which also not a huge deal (I assume it has something to do with mining a gas giant duh).

I would love more backstory to Snoke.
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Wed Dec 20, 2017 5:22 pm

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Also, YODA
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