What do you spread on toast?

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what doyou spread on toast when you toast check all that apply when you eat toast what do you spread

Jelly
8
7%
Jam
9
8%
Honey
12
10%
Butter
35
30%
Peanut Butter
20
17%
Nutella
13
11%
One of those wacky vegan soy/oat/kale/rubber butters
6
5%
xyzzy
10
9%
Ice Cream/condensed milk
3
3%
 
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Post Post #25 (ISO) » Mon Feb 26, 2018 9:54 pm

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In post 23, Majiffy wrote:Mayo on toast you are a sick fuck you know that
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Post Post #26 (ISO) » Mon Feb 26, 2018 10:20 pm

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Where is cheese/ham
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Post Post #27 (ISO) » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:36 am

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In post 26, Harambey180 wrote:Where is cheese/ham
in a sandwich where it belongs
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Post Post #28 (ISO) » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:54 am

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If I ever eat toast, I eat it with cheese and ham.
The options listed I either use with normal bread or pancakes but not with toast.
xyzzy though, I like to use xyzzy spread on my toast! :)
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Post Post #29 (ISO) » Tue Feb 27, 2018 3:49 am

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i only use toast for eating fried eggs
and that's dunking, not spreading so...
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Post Post #30 (ISO) » Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:15 am

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As a millennial, I am triggered that avocado is not an option and I need a safe space.
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Post Post #31 (ISO) » Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:22 am

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I've recently started spreading honey on top of the butter and wondering why it took me so long to try it.
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Post Post #32 (ISO) » Tue Feb 27, 2018 4:23 am

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In post 21, Majiffy wrote:
In post 17, Thestatusquo wrote:toast is just a worse bagel.
Have you considered how your hateful words make the toasts feel?
Toasts with hateful words are the best kinds of toasts.
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Post Post #33 (ISO) » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:07 am

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crunchy peanut butter or some sort of fruit preserves
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Post Post #34 (ISO) » Tue Feb 27, 2018 12:45 pm

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In post 31, SnowStorm wrote:I've recently started spreading honey on top of the butter and wondering why it took me so long to try it.
Try whisking the honey and butter together.
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Post Post #35 (ISO) » Tue Feb 27, 2018 2:01 pm

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vegemite
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Post Post #36 (ISO) » Tue Feb 27, 2018 8:08 pm

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In post 35, N wrote:
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Post Post #37 (ISO) » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:02 pm

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Post Post #38 (ISO) » Tue Feb 27, 2018 9:22 pm

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I chose butter and honey, but it is important to note, never at the same time.

Anyone that puts butter on bread when there is any other ingredients is absolutely crazy. ONE SPREAD ONLY!
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Post Post #39 (ISO) » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:11 am

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One side: butter with honey other side: jelly + sugar

note: this method is also perfect for biscuits!
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Post Post #40 (ISO) » Wed Feb 28, 2018 10:56 am

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damn butter proles
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Post Post #41 (ISO) » Wed Feb 28, 2018 1:49 pm

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avocado

avo+feta+semi dried tomato

pb

pb+banana slices

pb+blueberries

butter

cream cheese

cheese and then put into microwave to melt
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Post Post #42 (ISO) » Wed Feb 28, 2018 7:36 pm

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wtf pb and blueberries???

if u got blueberries it better look like this

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Post Post #43 (ISO) » Wed Feb 28, 2018 8:45 pm

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In post 41, lalaladucks wrote:avocado

avo+feta+semi dried tomato

pb

pb+banana slices

pb+blueberries

butter

cream cheese

cheese and then put into microwave to melt
There is almost nothing about the words in this post that doesn't disgust me.
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Post Post #44 (ISO) » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:01 am

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In post 42, Katsuki wrote:wtf pb and blueberries???

if u got blueberries it better look like this

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Post Post #45 (ISO) » Thu Mar 01, 2018 5:15 am

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I wonder if anyone is ever going to try and destroy this beautiful pattern of 'even number of votes only'. Pls, keep it like this.
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Post Post #46 (ISO) » Thu Mar 01, 2018 11:54 am

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In post 31, SnowStorm wrote:I've recently started spreading honey on top of the butter and wondering why it took me so long to try it.
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Post Post #47 (ISO) » Thu Mar 01, 2018 12:00 pm

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In post 41, lalaladucks wrote:pb+banana slices
nutella + banana imo
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Post Post #48 (ISO) » Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:09 pm

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nutella is disgusting : x
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Post Post #49 (ISO) » Thu Mar 01, 2018 2:14 pm

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In post 46, Papa Zito wrote:
In post 31, SnowStorm wrote:I've recently started spreading honey on top of the butter and wondering why it took me so long to try it.
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