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What kind of trollaholic are you?

I'm addicted to being a troll
5
45%
I'm addicted to getting trolled
3
27%
I'm bitrollaholic
3
27%
 
Total votes: 11

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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:23 am

Post by Glad He AtE Her »

My name is Glad He AtE Her, and I'm a troll.

Edit (as of March 21) :
Thus concludes our monthly session.
Thanks for allocating time to be here,
especially to every active participant.

Please feel free to vote in the new poll.
Until next time let us ruminate on how
to dismiss our appetites, not forumites.

Spoiler: Stay Hungry
This is a support group for people like me, who are addicted to trolling.

Posting here implies you have first-hand experience with this condition.
Sharing is encouraged, but not a requirement. There are no rules.

To join the mailing list, state your name and admit to being an addict.

Think twice about posting with your main and confessing to on-site
delicts here, to avoid getting alienated or ostracized. In case you're
already banned from this site I will relay your message. Send it to:
ricardocigate@gmail.com with the Subject: Trollaholics Anonymous.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:26 am

Post by Kublai Khan »

delicts?
Occasionally intellectually honest

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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Fri Mar 16, 2018 5:36 am

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Don’t post for banned users.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Fri Mar 16, 2018 8:24 am

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your mom a troll
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Fri Mar 16, 2018 1:40 pm

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Where do I begin... I've been clean for at least 6 days now.
Sometimes the line between trolling and not is blurry.
Like I have posted an '/in mini' into the Normal Games Queue. A bunch
of games were in review stage and none of them were open for signups.
So I made an alt and posted, with the intent of outing immediately after
the queue is constipated, and doing it again each time. Subtle, maybe.
But this account is now born out of malicious intent, to diss reviewers.

Most of the time I continue towards a previously mapped out direction;
another branch on the tree of tainted interaction. Like I'd troll in-game.
I might play backwards and say I'm mafia as town, skip reading, flame.
Claim it's my meta, hence the choice in user ID. Heyoka, the contrarian.
Claim you're dumb for not getting it. Actually, now the jig is up. Nice.
I'm tired of trolling because the occasional quick fix branches out into
a contrived occasion to continue the saga and my productivity is donezo.

Very few times I'm interested in trolling plainly without a cause or drive.
If I dish it out raw it reminds me of the times I failed to take it without
feeding. But I need to dish out some time, lest wind up feeling empty.
That is all.
In post 3, McMenno wrote:your mom a troll
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Fri Mar 16, 2018 6:14 pm

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I've found that the best way to hide the fact that you're a secret alt is to claim that you are a secret alt often and loudly
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Sat Mar 17, 2018 12:34 am

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I'm not addicted to trolling I can quit any time I want
Only playing in games at personal moderator and/or 50%+ playerlist request.


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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Sun Mar 18, 2018 6:42 pm

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What is a troll even?
after a wank.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:24 am

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I'm a troll within a troll within a troll.
On MS pretty much everyone is a troll, some are trolls within trolls.
The first layer is when you've ever responded to a thread in a counterintuitive manner relative to the OP.
Trolls within trolls go further, creating threads expecting to accommodate trolls, dismissing intuitive replies.
When a 3rd degree troll thread is made, it's legit except for one problem: it might look like a 2nd° troll OP.
Such threads are short lived, for the sole reason that it's too difficult to stay true to its unstable parameters.
The thread might go on forever, but once the user who made it follows up on the OP inconsistently, that's
when it either retrogrades to a 2nd° troll thread OR becomes a normal thread, based on the user's morph;
which --if not occurring immediately-- is almost always the case by the time of the 3rd post, for good reason.
The 3rd° troll's niche is superfluous. Everything therein is achieved more effectively and efficiently outside.
On the second layer it takes no effort to gain sympathy from homophiliac fellow 2nd degreeers, and provide a
platform for exercises in 1st degree trolling. A naive non-troll may wander in, turning the exercise into a feast.
Fine by me if I'm a 2nd° troll. However, staying on the third level puts pressure on the trolls and the non-trolls


--not all trolls do this, but everyone
who has done it in a serious thread is--
2nd degree = troll in control
3rd° = pathologically addicted to trolling











which they reflect and release in unison by inverting their behavior, to my personal and my threads' detriment.
Dismissal.
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Mon Mar 19, 2018 3:55 am

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If I was a 1st degree troll I'd compliment you on your formatting because it's terrible and doing that would be counterintuitive
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:05 am

Post by Katyusha »

i'm so glad to see the float tag being used
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:16 am

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wow i want to start posting like this
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:41 am

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good counterintuitive post psyche keep it up
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Mon Mar 19, 2018 8:48 am

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This is all very cringe-worthy.
Occasionally intellectually honest

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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:32 am

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As you I'd be a 2nd° troll
and a non-troll right now,
emulating your 1st° style,
heavily influenced by the
lack or repressed access
to a third and fourth level.
In [url=https://forum.mafiascum.net/viewtopic.php?p=10035015#p10035015]post 9[/url], vonflare wrote: If I was a 1st degree troll
I'd compliment you on
your formatting because
it's terrible and doing that
would be counterintuitive
I'll evaluate, give my educated opinion on
your trolling personality's facet spectrum.
for a small fee consisting of 0.4 bragons.
Signal your willingness with 2 posts ITT.
Early bird vonflare caught the free worm.
My earlier date of joining sincerely suggests
a higher still ° of desperation / corruption:
a perverted capacity to enslave a 4th° facet
Spoiler: JailKeeperSimmons
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parade it to 3rd level trolls using its inferiority
complex, making a caricature fool out of itself,
keeping it loyal with the promise to share lore
and legacy of high level trolls I've encountered,
feeding on their aspirations of living up to them.

To keep smiling I rely on pushing the drugs the
low °s are addicted to, lest they become aware
that I am faking my glaring power over them.
4th° facets exist everywhere without a vessel.
I can impersonate but I don't exist. Not really.
As long as there is someone above me (main)
and I can fall through a trap door at their will
I feel cheated.
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:34 am

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In post 13, Kublai Khan wrote:This is all very cringe-worthy.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Mon Mar 19, 2018 9:38 am

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In post 14, Gellert wrote:As long as there is someone above me (main)
and I can fall through a trap door at their will
I feel cheated.
a stunning insight into the duality of man and the existential dread that is coupled with life. Are we truly real? Are we our mains, or our alts? If my alt were to be deleted, would I lose a part of myself?
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Mon Mar 19, 2018 11:34 am

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So glad I get front-row seats to the
House
of Leaves
sequel we've all been wating for
There will be no kisses tonight
There will be no holding hands tonight
'Cause what is now wasn't there before and should not be
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Mon Mar 19, 2018 7:53 pm

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In post 1, Kublai Khan wrote:delicts?
In post 2, MattP wrote:Don’t post for banned users.

In post 3, McMenno wrote:your mom a troll

In post 5, vonflare wrote:I've found that the best way
to hide the fact that you're a secret alt
is to claim that you are a secret alt often
and loudly

In post 9, vonflare wrote:If I was a 1st degree troll
I'd compliment you on your formatting
because it's terrible and doing that
would be counterintuitive

In post 11, Psyche wrote:wow i want to start posting like this

In post 13, Kublai Khan wrote:This is all very cringe-worthy.

In post 15, Majiffy wrote:
In post 13, Kublai Khan wrote:This is all very cringe-worthy.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Tue Mar 20, 2018 1:57 am

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This is true innovation
Also, what is NM doing? Worst play I’ve ever seen.
I can't remember the last N_M post that wasn't bland, unimaginative and lame. Some shitposters are at least somewhat funny. You are the epitomy of the type of poster that nobody would miss if you were to suddenly disappear. You never add anything of value.
I'm guessing you haven't read the game and probably never will? Why even sign up to play?
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Tue Mar 20, 2018 2:01 am

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i miss when threads were exactly this good, neither better nor worse
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Wed Mar 21, 2018 2:12 am

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would sticky
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Wed Mar 21, 2018 6:05 am

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This seems like a whole lot of fidgeting with BBCode for very little payoff. I guess it's nice you're having fun?
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Tue Apr 03, 2018 8:26 pm

Post by WhenYouSuckYouTriggerGod »

Notherebecausehardcore
Am I the only one addicted to getting trolled on MS?
I mean I got trolled by myself involuntarily, just now,
while thinking of a username then realizing WYSYTYG
--When You Suck You Trigger
Your
God-- owns what I
wound up with having instead; it sucks without the Y.
Making it so easy for you to altclaim it & instigate jelly
KortsGo on
Do it. I know you want to. WhenYouSuckYouTriggerYourGod.
I mean it won't let you cuz too long, but then again WYSTYG
is literally what I said would do the trick, doubling its effect..
considering you were smart enough to evade my troll trap &
furthermore greenlighting me having trolled my future selfie
by exposing that what I meant was not he acronym version.
Of korts,
The long version would've stood out like a nail amidst perfect
formatting of the rest and would've highlighted my ineptitude
to either circumvent the compulsion, i.e. inelegantly deal w it
orwhatvr.
And having that slammed in my face would've made me curse.
Frankly, as a masochistrollaholic I'm happy enjoying --insert--s
here.
Which reminds me, you are offschedule. Should I pity you?
Hmm?
¯\_(ツ)_/¯
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Time I think.
Hungary.
Sounds
like your
country is
either failing
at trolling
or successfully
suppressing it
It's a throne cloud
above a lighthouse
built on a high place
I'm not sitting on it because
I'm doing my building on another site where you can't
get to it, nobody can, not even me, unless they ditch disturbing.

Actually, heaven has a nasty add infestation, so.. I guess nvm
Consider me in my rightful locus, presiding over the royal throne
Now wut? Maybe that Speakeasy needs venting, as preparation
for the glorious parade rewardenship underlings better flashmob
Yah, oh and remind me to tell you about Team Sauciety's PT :giggle:























If memory serves, it has some really
cool
stuff
in it :giggle: :lol: :D :lol:






















Are you crazy? Let's be bananas and get naked. Ohh La-LA. Saucy Basterd You
































B -yanana Nana-na! brefore the boring ppl show up






Look at me

I'm so interesting when I dismiss you. I
must
be important
Give me screenshot lest I whine about the formatting
sucking again, its perfection notwithstanding. Volume is low
Yes! Me, I Need to make my presence known, be impressed.
Shine the light on me pleeease, pleeeaaeaease OMG, OOh :cry:
NOT ENOUGH ME! You ASSHOLE! I'll Make You Look Like A
Goddamn Anime Lover. Never Change, I'll Say! So Funny..
10/10 Lang Buddha ftw HHAAhahAAHAHAAHA. So Good....
Wait till he sees this. The Blue Haired Bitch Even Wears A
Fucking Tie For Some Fucked Up Anime Logic Reason, too
HHHAAHHAHAHA YOU FOOL BHAHAHAI SURE PLAYED YOU!

me, delicts?
I cringe, see?

ME TOO!
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Tue Apr 03, 2018 11:39 pm

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