Making Toast Fast

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Post Post #0  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:54 am

Greetings fellow Mafia dot net users,

Today I stumbled across an enlightening video made by, I can only assume, the worst himself.
Please refer to the below video to learn how to Make Toast Fast!

"just got my hands in cooking! feel free to give me suggestions. So far completed: noodle in soup, noodle stuffed clam over noodle, red white and bluedle american noodle, hot brown noodle"

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Post Post #1  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:55 am

This is a thread I can get behind
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Post Post #2  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:01 am

Yeah, I know, the moustache wasn't a great look. it was the 80s. some weird stuff happened.
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Post Post #3  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 24, 2018 2:00 pm

This makes me hungry
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Post Post #4  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:12 pm

if he's gonna deep fry his bread anyway, just add more butter and you don't even have to flip it

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Post Post #5  (ISO)  » Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:30 pm

after a wank.

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Post Post #6  (ISO)  » Sat Sep 29, 2018 6:07 am

Well that was just lovely
"just got my hands in cooking! feel free to give me suggestions. So far completed: noodle in soup, noodle stuffed clam over noodle, red white and bluedle american noodle, hot brown noodle"

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Post Post #7  (ISO)  » Sat Sep 29, 2018 8:41 am

toast speedrun
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Post Post #8  (ISO)  » Sat Sep 29, 2018 4:56 pm

But how do you do the three pieces of toast in a (working) two slice toaster?
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Post Post #9  (ISO)  » Sat Sep 29, 2018 9:15 pm

Carefully
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Post Post #10  (ISO)  » Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:35 am

In post 8, Cheery Dog wrote:But how do you do the three pieces of toast in a (working) two slice toaster?

The same way!
Turn the timer onto half the time you want to toast the bread for.
Pop 1,2 in. Toast.
Take 1 out, put 3 in. Toast.
Taken 2 out, put 1 back in. Toast for a final time.

Now you can enjoy your toast!
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Post Post #11  (ISO)  » Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:15 am

to make toast fast you just need to not feed it for a while
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Post Post #12  (ISO)  » Sun Sep 30, 2018 8:34 am

muscles will atrophy.
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Post Post #13  (ISO)  » Sun Sep 30, 2018 12:35 pm

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Post Post #14  (ISO)  » Sun Sep 30, 2018 12:48 pm

thats actually really cool
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Post Post #15  (ISO)  » Sun Sep 30, 2018 3:18 pm

The miniature hot pad really got me.
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Post Post #16  (ISO)  » Sun Sep 30, 2018 7:54 pm

In post 10, Draynth wrote:
In post 8, Cheery Dog wrote:But how do you do the three pieces of toast in a (working) two slice toaster?

The same way!
Turn the timer onto half the time you want to toast the bread for.
Pop 1,2 in. Toast.
Take 1 out, put 3 in. Toast.
Taken 2 out, put 1 back in. Toast for a final time.
Now you can enjoy your toast!

That seems like more effort. I'll just do a 4th piece, but cut it into thirds
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