Today I stumbled across an enlightening video made by, I can only assume, the worst himself.
Please refer to the below video to learn how to Make Toast Fast!
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 3:55 am
by vonflare
This is a thread I can get behind
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 4:01 am
by the worst
Yeah, I know, the moustache wasn't a great look. it was the 80s. some weird stuff happened.
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 8:00 am
by Annadog40
This makes me hungry
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 9:12 am
by shaft.ed
if he's gonna deep fry his bread anyway, just add more butter and you don't even have to flip it
Posted: Mon Sep 24, 2018 10:30 am
by CooLDoG
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 12:07 am
by Draynth
Well that was just lovely
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 2:41 am
by Invisibility
toast speedrun
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 10:56 am
by Cheery Dog
But how do you do the three pieces of toast in a (working) two slice toaster?
Posted: Sat Sep 29, 2018 3:15 pm
by Majiffy
Carefully
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 1:35 am
by Draynth
In post 8, Cheery Dog wrote:But how do you do the three pieces of toast in a (working) two slice toaster?
The same way!
Turn the timer onto half the time you want to toast the bread for.
Pop 1,2 in. Toast.
Take 1 out, put 3 in. Toast.
Taken 2 out, put 1 back in. Toast for a final time.
Now you can enjoy your toast!
Posted: Sun Sep 30, 2018 2:15 am
by Davsto
to make toast fast you just need to not feed it for a while
In post 8, Cheery Dog wrote:But how do you do the three pieces of toast in a (working) two slice toaster?
The same way!
Turn the timer onto half the time you want to toast the bread for.
Pop 1,2 in. Toast.
Take 1 out, put 3 in. Toast.
Taken 2 out, put 1 back in. Toast for a final time.
Now you can enjoy your toast!
That seems like more effort. I'll just do a 4th piece, but cut it into thirds
