Elevator Broke Again?

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should i order pizza so the delivery person has to walk up 14 flights of stairs?

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You're cruel to even have this thought
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Yes but tip them more
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Elevator Broke Again?

Post Post #0 (ISO) » Tue Apr 02, 2019 8:29 am

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I wish the elevator would stop breaking but at least my thighs are getting bigger
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:09 am

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I've always wanted to ride a broken elevator.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Tue Apr 02, 2019 11:43 am

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If you really want pizza you could be the person who walks it up 14 flights of stairs after meeting the delivery boi downstairs
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Tue Apr 02, 2019 12:34 pm

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In post 2, Elbirn wrote:If you really want pizza you could be the person who walks it up 14 flights of stairs after meeting the delivery boi downstairs
That defeats the purpose of making someone else do it.
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:16 pm

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I mean you wouldn't have to go to the pizza place

Unless it's literally right next to you

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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:22 pm

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In post 4, Elbirn wrote:I mean you wouldn't have to go to the pizza place

Unless it's literally right next to you

I've never lived in a city despite my disdain for rural life
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:36 pm

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Answer is simple. Relocate to the first floor.

But seriously just tip more.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Tue Apr 02, 2019 4:37 pm

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Or purchase a drone. That'd be cool.

Actually just do that even if you aren't having pizza delivered.
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Mon Apr 08, 2019 9:19 am

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You could meet them at the door to the building I guess
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Wed Apr 17, 2019 6:52 am

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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Wed Apr 17, 2019 9:23 am

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Have your servants meet the deliverer by the front gate. Or just use the dumbwaiter.
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Sun Apr 21, 2019 7:42 am

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Do people actually have dumbwaiters?
As far as I recall I've never seen one in real life
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Tue Apr 23, 2019 4:16 am

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In post 12, BuJaber wrote:Do people actually have dumbwaiters?
As far as I recall I've never seen one in real life
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Tue Apr 23, 2019 5:19 am

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my grandmother had one in her house
pretty bougie
but my grandfather pissed away most of the family money on horrible business ventures
so she died alone in a nursing home without a functioning liver
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