After each movie, I'll give a short rundown of my thoughts on it, and at the end of 2019 the winners will be whoever submitted my favorite movie and whoever submitted the worst movie (that I enjoyed because it was bad). I won't crown a movie that I'd seen prior to 2019 as a winner. If you submit something like A Serbian Film, I'll watch it I guess, but I won't be happy about it! I'll keep a running list in the OP of things on the list and things I've watched.
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Mish Mash Makes Me Mwatch Movies (Updated 4/21)
Hi all! Part of my new year's resolution was to expose myself to more movies I haven't seen before, and watch an average of one a day. To help me achieve this goal, I'm going to crowdsource suggestions. To play, everyone can submit one movie to add to my list, and every few days I'll use dice tags to select one from the list to watch.You can submit a new movie to the list once every 24 hours, but each user can only have 3 movies on the list at a time.
After each movie, I'll give a short rundown of my thoughts on it, and at the end of 2019 the winners will be whoever submitted my favorite movie and whoever submitted the worst movie (that I enjoyed because it was bad). I won't crown a movie that I'd seen prior to 2019 as a winner. If you submit something like A Serbian Film, I'll watch it I guess, but I won't be happy about it! I'll keep a running list in the OP of things on the list and things I've watched.
Spoiler: Current List
Spoiler: Log of Watches
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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I just realized that it'd make much more sense if I included a link in the OP so you can see if I've already watched what you're submitting, so I'm adding that now! Submitting things I've already seen isn't prohibited though, it just isn't likely to win"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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I haven't watched it but I've been meaning to for a while, ADDING IT TO THE LIST"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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no whammiesIn post 0, CuddlyCaucasian wrote:Current List:- The Spy Who Loved Me - Haschel Cedricson
- Kiara the Brave - PrivateI
- Circle - CaptainMeme
- Tucker and Dale vs. Evil - Lady Lambdadelta
- Brick - xofelf
- The Dark Crystal - VashtaNeurotic
- A Serbian Film - McMenno
- The LEGO Movie - SleepyKrew
- Willow - Papa Zito
- Jumanji - Malkon05
- Armageddon - Iprobablysuck
- The Age of Innocence - Vijarada
- Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - Irrelephant11
- Zootopia - StrangerCoug
- Dogma - Flicker
- Your Name - Tatsuya Kaname
- Good Will Hunting - pablito
Original Roll String: 1d171 17-Sided Dice: (10) = 10"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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The Spy Who Loved Me -(3/13/19)Haschel Cedricson
This was fun! James Bond is one of the franchises I'm the least well-versed in, so I was expecting something that took itself a lot more seriously full of convoluted twists. But Roger Moore is charismatic as hell, and even though he's playing the character pretty straight, there are a lot of winks at the camera that play well (like when he opens a phone booth and finds a corpse, then grabs an "out of order" sign and places it on the body). I was a big fan of the dude with weird teeth named Jaws who fights a shark.
It's certainly a product of its time, and most of the female actors feel like they were cast solely because they were hot. I'm sure the "women drivers" joke played great in 1977. But I'm glad I watched it, I was never bored!"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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Done! And you can add another movie too since it's been 24 hoursIn post 35, StrangerCoug wrote:
DittoIn post 23, Irrelephant11 wrote:I would like to remove Scott pilgrim since you’ve seen itZootopia, or at least replace it with the 1973 Disney version ofRobin Hood."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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My guess after Zootopia was "furbait" and it hasn't changed!"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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Time for round 2!In post 0, CuddlyCaucasian wrote:Current List:- Kiara the Brave - PrivateI
- Circle - CaptainMeme
- Tucker and Dale vs. Evil - Lady Lambdadelta
- Brick - xofelf
- The Dark Crystal - VashtaNeurotic
- A Serbian Film - McMenno
- The LEGO Movie - SleepyKrew
- Willow - Papa Zito
- Jumanji - Malkon05
- Armageddon - Iprobablysuck
- The Age of Innocence - Vijarada
- Man Up - Irrelephant11
- Robin Hood (1973) - StrangerCoug
- Dogma - Flicker
- Your Name - Tatsuya Kaname
- Good Will Hunting - pablito
- Dora the Explorer: Musical School Days - McMenno
- Ninja Terminator - CaptainMeme
- Muriel's Wedding - DeasVail
- Head - Haschel Cedricson
- Bug Off! - xofelf
- Napoleon Dynamite - NotAJumbleOfNumbers
- Network - VashtaNeurotic
- Love and Friendship - Vijarada
- Bratz - PrivateI
- Paycheck - Malkon05
- Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - SleepyKrew
- Big Trouble in Little China - Papa Zito
- Into the Woods - Irrelephant11
- Across the Universe - Flicker
- Being John Malkovich - pablito
- Alpha and Omega - StrangerCoug
- Clue - Xalxe
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail - McMenno
- 3 Idiots - VashtaNeurotic
- Air Bud - hiplop
- Chicken Run - Cheery Dog
- Airplane! - xofelf
- Mindhorn - randomidget
- Ed Wood - Vijarada
Original Roll String: 1d401 40-Sided Dice: (4) = 4"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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Nice I have no idea what that one is!"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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starting movie now brb"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Muriel's Wedding -(3/15/19 or 19/15/3 for the Aussies since this is from there)DeasVail
Gonna keep a list of my running thoughts throughout the movie and see if that's a format that works!
- I want Toni Colette to end every scene by saying "in 24 years I will star in a movie where I float to the top of an attic and cut off my head with piano wire, and I will be robbed of a nomination by the Academy Awards"
- There's a character named CHOOK we stan
- the fact that this girl is wearing a shirt advertising her dad's campaign for mayor....that he....already lost.........is an amazing gag
- nothing specific but I'm loving this dry ass humor so far yeet
- McMenno said there would be ABBA music I'm starting to think he's a filthy liar
- "I noticed there was lipstick on it" "on what?" "HIS DICK!!!!"
- wow Muriel was trying to glow up and have a good time and her bitchy ex-friends throw a drink in her face. LEAVE TONI COLETTE ALONE
- CC tries to predict plot things: is Muriel going to keep telling people she's engaged and eventually get caught up in a web of lies? Stay tuned
- oh there ARE ABBA songs in this lmao
- using a blank check to buy something really expensive is my favorite 90s trope
- this is where i would post a gif of Muriel's boyfriend's awkward dancing but i'm too lazy to find one and it probably doesn't exist
- so muriel is making out with this guy on a bean bag and it breaks so all the beans go flying everywhere and muriel starts laughing hysterically. then the two guys muriel's roommate was having a threesome with walk in the room naked and are like WHAT DID YOU DO TO HER as she starts laughing even harder and then muriel's roommate is like I CAN'T FEEL MY LEGS and she finds out she has cancer. idk if I have any commentary just had to type that out for you viewers at home
- "i haven't listened to one ABBA song since moving to Sydney because now my life's as good as an ABBA song"
- why is this a better celebration of ABBA than Mamma Mia is
- I feel like having a pathetic protagonist could get annoying really fast but they're doing a great job making me actually care about Muriel <3
- I just realized Porpoise Spit is the name of their hometown I'm dead
- oops I zoned out for a few minutes but things were sad for a while
- oh I'm lost as to why she's marrying this random guy now
- lol I checked wikipedia and this guy is just marrying her so he can join the australian swim team that's sad : (
- "you are a new person and you STINK"
- Everything in Muriel's Wedding post-wedding is really sad and dramatic but in a good way, although it still feels like a major tonal shift
- "She sucked your husband's cock" "Yes but I sucked her husband's cock and it made me realize we all make mistakes"
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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whether I watch this next movie immediately after posting is entirely dependent on what movie it is, since I'm with my 11-year-old brother atmIn post 0, CuddlyCaucasian wrote:Current List:- Kiara the Brave - PrivateI
- Circle - CaptainMeme
- Tucker and Dale vs. Evil - Lady Lambdadelta
- Brick - xofelf
- The Dark Crystal - VashtaNeurotic
- A Serbian Film - McMenno
- The LEGO Movie - SleepyKrew
- Willow - Papa Zito
- Jumanji - Malkon05
- Armageddon - Iprobablysuck
- The Age of Innocence - Vijarada
- Man Up - Irrelephant11
- Robin Hood (1973) - StrangerCoug
- Dogma - Flicker
- Your Name - Tatsuya Kaname
- Good Will Hunting - pablito
- Dora the Explorer: Musical School Days - McMenno
- Ninja Terminator - CaptainMeme
- Head - Haschel Cedricson
- Bug Off! - xofelf
- Napoleon Dynamite - NotAJumbleOfNumbers
- Network - VashtaNeurotic
- Love and Friendship - Vijarada
- Bratz - PrivateI
- Paycheck - Malkon05
- Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - SleepyKrew
- Big Trouble in Little China - Papa Zito
- Into the Woods - Irrelephant11
- Across the Universe - Flicker
- Being John Malkovich - pablito
- Alpha and Omega - StrangerCoug
- Clue - Xalxe
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail - McMenno
- 3 Idiots - VashtaNeurotic
- Air Bud - hiplop
- Chicken Run - Cheery Dog
- Airplane! - xofelf
- Mindhorn - randomidget
- Ed Wood - Vijarada
- In the Heat of the Night - Haschel Cedricson
- Ninja: The Protector - CaptainMeme
- Super Mario Bros. - Iprobablysuck
- House (2008) - PrivateI
- I Know Who Killed Me - Malkon05
- Midnight Cowboy - Shiidaji
- Ghostbusters - Papa Zito
- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Flicker
- The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - VashtaNeurotic
- The Shawshank Redemption - McMenno
- The Last Five Years - Irrelephant11
- The Aristocats - StrangerCoug
Original Roll String: 1d511 51-Sided Dice: (23) = 23"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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Okay sweet that actually works"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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Across the Universe -(3/15/19)Flicker
Sorry Flicker, but I don't think this one was for me. The music is absolutely great, and all the choreography (especially the bowling alley scene) is astounding. Some of the visual effects look dated, but all the musical numbers are very inspired. The problem mainly comes with my feelings on jukebox musicals in general. Most of the time, the plot feels like a loose collection of scenes restricted by the songs the writers had to make the story work around. A lot of filler with not much to get invested in. The love story is very simple, and I could have seen it being more captivating in the hands of two more charismatic leads; as it stands, Evan Rachel Wood and Jim Sturgess don't have much chemistry or range. I'm not surprised Sturgess's career pretty much fizzled out in the few years after this.
I definitely still enjoyed my time watching Across the Universe since the music is done so well and there's always something interesting to look at, but wish there was more in terms of an interesting story! No judgment against anyone who likes it (or anyone movie obviously but you know what I mean, it's not a bad movie, mainly just not my cup of tea)"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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try waiting 24 hours >: (In post 85, McMenno wrote:the green mile"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Well I did see the first Now You See Me, so at least I’ll know what’s going on in the sequel!"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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almost waited to roll a d69In post 0, CuddlyCaucasian wrote:Current List:- Kiara the Brave - PrivateI
- Circle - CaptainMeme
- Tucker and Dale vs. Evil - Lady Lambdadelta
- Brick - xofelf
- The Dark Crystal - VashtaNeurotic
- A Serbian Film - McMenno
- The LEGO Movie - SleepyKrew
- Willow - Papa Zito
- Jumanji - Malkon05
- Armageddon - Iprobablysuck
- The Age of Innocence - Vijarada
- Man Up - Irrelephant11
- Robin Hood (1973) - StrangerCoug
- Dogma - Flicker
- Your Name - Tatsuya Kaname
- Good Will Hunting - pablito
- Dora the Explorer: Musical School Days - McMenno
- Ninja Terminator - CaptainMeme
- Head - Haschel Cedricson
- Bug Off! - xofelf
- Napoleon Dynamite - NotAJumbleOfNumbers
- Network - VashtaNeurotic
- Love and Friendship - Vijarada
- Bratz - PrivateI
- Paycheck - Malkon05
- Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - SleepyKrew
- Big Trouble in Little China - Papa Zito
- Into the Woods - Irrelephant11
- Being John Malkovich - pablito
- Alpha and Omega - StrangerCoug
- Clue - Xalxe
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail - McMenno
- 3 Idiots - VashtaNeurotic
- Air Bud - hiplop
- Chicken Run - Cheery Dog
- Airplane! - xofelf
- Mindhorn - randomidget
- Ed Wood - Vijarada
- In the Heat of the Night - Haschel Cedricson
- Ninja: The Protector - CaptainMeme
- Super Mario Bros. - Iprobablysuck
- House (2008) - PrivateI
- I Know Who Killed Me - Malkon05
- Midnight Cowboy - Shiidaji
- Ghostbusters - Papa Zito
- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Flicker
- The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - VashtaNeurotic
- The Shawshank Redemption - McMenno
- The Last Five Years - Irrelephant11
- An American Tail - StrangerCoug
- Vertigo - xofelf
- The Bad Seed - Haschel Cedricson
- Golden Ninja Warrior - CaptainMeme
- Saving Christmas - PrivateI
- No (2012) - Vijarada
- Now You See Me 2 - Cheery Dog
- The Green Mile - McMenno
- Drive - VashtaNeurotic
- The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride - StrangerCoug
- Catch Me If You Can - SleepyKrew
- What’s Up: Balloon to the Rescue - CaptainMeme
- Me and Earl and the Dying Girl - pablito
- 3:10 to Yuma (2007) - Malkon05
- Bloody Bloody Bible Camp - xofelf
- Winter's Bone - Flicker
- Rollerball - Haschel Cedricson
- Lagaan - Vijarada
- The Secret Life of Walter Mitty - Irrelephant11
Original Roll String: 1d681 68-Sided Dice: (24) = 24"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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With the conceit being that several people suggest a movie every day and at most I watch one a day, I never expected to actually shrink the list faster than it grows unless the list eventually gets so long people are discouraged from submitting! That is why I liked the idea of a random pick each time rather than going through the list in order since new submissions have just as good a chance of being picked as the older ones"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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Napoleon Dynamite -(3/17/19)NotAJumbleOfNumbers
This one wasn't on my list because I've never sat down and watched it all the way through, but back when it came out, I was 7, and I had 3 older sisters who watched and quoted it all the time. My first memory is the scene of the guy squishing Napoleon's tater tots when he's eating them from his pocket, and I had no idea what tater tots were at the time. Movies like this and Anchorman have always fascinated me in that it feels like every line was written to be quoted or to become a meme, especially movies that came out before memes were really a thing.
"Hi, is Napoleon there?"
"Yeah"
"Okay, can I speak to him?"
"You already are"
Not all the humor works, as most of it is cringe comedy and it really depends on the mood you're in, but there's a lot for everyone. Most of the movie is shot like a TV show which is understandable due to the low budget, although there is some interesting camerawork that I wish they'd done more of. Jon Heder is perfectly cast here, but his performance loses a lot of the appeal for me after I saw him in last year's "When Jeff Tried to Save the World" and I realized it's the only role he knows how to play.
Finally DAMN that soundtrack!!!"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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I remember someone I knew was watching it and out of context I saw the scene where the kid finds out he's colorblind, but I'm not even confident that was Little Miss Sunshine!In post 111, Malkon05 wrote:HAVE YOU NEVER SEEN LITTLE MISS SUNSHINE?! :O
If not I'm def adding to the list, if so, I'll think up something out."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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my curiosity for these ninja movies is only growing"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
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In post 0, CuddlyCaucasian wrote:Current List:- Kiara the Brave - PrivateI
- Circle - CaptainMeme
- Tucker and Dale vs. Evil - Lady Lambdadelta
- Brick - xofelf
- The Dark Crystal - VashtaNeurotic
- A Serbian Film - McMenno
- The LEGO Movie - SleepyKrew
- Willow - Papa Zito
- Jumanji - Malkon05
- Armageddon - Iprobablysuck
- The Age of Innocence - Vijarada
- Man Up - Irrelephant11
- Robin Hood (1973) - StrangerCoug
- Dogma - Flicker
- Your Name - Tatsuya Kaname
- Good Will Hunting - pablito
- Dora the Explorer: Musical School Days - McMenno
- Ninja Terminator - CaptainMeme
- Head - Haschel Cedricson
- Bug Off! - xofelf
- Network - VashtaNeurotic
- Love and Friendship - Vijarada
- Bratz - PrivateI
- Paycheck - Malkon05
- Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - SleepyKrew
- Big Trouble in Little China - Papa Zito
- Into the Woods - Irrelephant11
- Being John Malkovich - pablito
- Alpha and Omega - StrangerCoug
- Clue - Xalxe
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail - McMenno
- 3 Idiots - VashtaNeurotic
- Air Bud - hiplop
- Chicken Run - Cheery Dog
- Airplane! - xofelf
- Mindhorn - randomidget
- Ed Wood - Vijarada
- In the Heat of the Night - Haschel Cedricson
- Ninja: The Protector - CaptainMeme
- Super Mario Bros. - Iprobablysuck
- House (2008) - PrivateI
- I Know Who Killed Me - Malkon05
- Midnight Cowboy - Shiidaji
- Ghostbusters - Papa Zito
- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Flicker
- The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - VashtaNeurotic
- The Shawshank Redemption - McMenno
- The Last Five Years - Irrelephant11
- An American Tail - StrangerCoug
- Vertigo - xofelf
- The Bad Seed - Haschel Cedricson
- Golden Ninja Warrior - CaptainMeme
- Saving Christmas - PrivateI
- No (2012) - Vijarada
- Now You See Me 2 - Cheery Dog
- The Green Mile - McMenno
- Drive - VashtaNeurotic
- The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride - StrangerCoug
- Catch Me If You Can - SleepyKrew
- What’s Up: Balloon to the Rescue - CaptainMeme
- Me and Earl and the Dying Girl - pablito
- 3:10 to Yuma (2007) - Malkon05
- Bloody Bloody Bible Camp - xofelf
- Winter's Bone - Flicker
- Rollerball - Haschel Cedricson
- Lagaan - Vijarada
- The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (1947) - Irrelephant11
- Loft (2008) - McMenno
- The Dolphin: Story of a Dreamer - VashtaNeurotic
- Van Helsing - Iprobablysuck
- The Castle - Vijarada
- Tribulation - PrivateI
- Full Metal Ninja - CaptainMeme
- The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle - xofelf
- The Fox and the Hound 2 - StrangerCoug
- Groundhog Day - pablito
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Glad we're finally getting to some of the uhhh less critically successful suggestions"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Tribulation -(3/18/19)PrivateI
"He doesn't need a Bible, he has something better.... the truth"
"Not before long, all the monkeys were dipping their bananas in the ocean"
Spoiler: me when people give this a 5.1/10 on IMDB"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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I'm gonna start rolling a new movie each time I finish watching one, so I have time to prepare and make sure I can watch it somewhere, or plan to watch it with peepsIn post 0, CuddlyCaucasian wrote:Current List:- Kiara the Brave - PrivateI
- Circle - CaptainMeme
- Tucker and Dale vs. Evil - Lady Lambdadelta
- Brick - xofelf
- The Dark Crystal - VashtaNeurotic
- A Serbian Film - McMenno
- The LEGO Movie - SleepyKrew
- Willow - Papa Zito
- Jumanji - Malkon05
- Armageddon - Iprobablysuck
- The Age of Innocence - Vijarada
- Man Up - Irrelephant11
- Robin Hood (1973) - StrangerCoug
- Dogma - Flicker
- Your Name - Tatsuya Kaname
- Good Will Hunting - pablito
- Dora the Explorer: Musical School Days - McMenno
- Ninja Terminator - CaptainMeme
- Head - Haschel Cedricson
- Bug Off! - xofelf
- Network - VashtaNeurotic
- Love and Friendship - Vijarada
- Bratz - PrivateI
- Paycheck - Malkon05
- Scott Pilgrim vs. the World - SleepyKrew
- Big Trouble in Little China - Papa Zito
- Into the Woods - Irrelephant11
- Being John Malkovich - pablito
- Alpha and Omega - StrangerCoug
- Clue - Xalxe
- Monty Python and the Holy Grail - McMenno
- 3 Idiots - VashtaNeurotic
- Air Bud - hiplop
- Chicken Run - Cheery Dog
- Airplane! - xofelf
- Mindhorn - randomidget
- Ed Wood - Vijarada
- In the Heat of the Night - Haschel Cedricson
- Ninja: The Protector - CaptainMeme
- Super Mario Bros. - Iprobablysuck
- House (2008) - PrivateI
- I Know Who Killed Me - Malkon05
- Midnight Cowboy - Shiidaji
- Ghostbusters - Papa Zito
- The Lord of the Rings: The Fellowship of the Ring - Flicker
- The Good, The Bad, and The Ugly - VashtaNeurotic
- The Shawshank Redemption - McMenno
- The Last Five Years - Irrelephant11
- An American Tail - StrangerCoug
- Vertigo - xofelf
- The Bad Seed - Haschel Cedricson
- Golden Ninja Warrior - CaptainMeme
- Saving Christmas - PrivateI
- No (2012) - Vijarada
- Now You See Me 2 - Cheery Dog
- The Green Mile - McMenno
- Drive - VashtaNeurotic
- The Lion King II: Simba’s Pride - StrangerCoug
- Catch Me If You Can - SleepyKrew
- What’s Up: Balloon to the Rescue - CaptainMeme
- Me and Earl and the Dying Girl - pablito
- 3:10 to Yuma (2007) - Malkon05
- Bloody Bloody Bible Camp - xofelf
- Winter's Bone - Flicker
- Rollerball - Haschel Cedricson
- Lagaan - Vijarada
- The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (1947) - Irrelephant11
- Loft (2008) - McMenno
- Little Miss Sunshine - Malkon05
- The Dolphin: Story of a Dreamer - VashtaNeurotic
- Van Helsing - Iprobablysuck
- The Castle - Vijarada
- Full Metal Ninja - CaptainMeme
- The Adventures of Rocky and Bullwinkle - xofelf
- The Fox and the Hound 2 - StrangerCoug
- Groundhog Day - pablito
- The Secret Life of Walter Mitty (2013) - Irrelephant11
- National Lampoon's Christmas Vacation 2 - VashtaNeurotic
- Silent Movie - Haschel Cedricson
- Spaceballs - SleepyKrew
- The Emperor's New Groove - McMenno
- Thunder Ninja Kids: The Hunt for the Devil Boxer - CaptainMeme
- Severed - Malkon05
- Batman and Robin - PrivateI
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I appreciate you continuing to stack the deck with movies I've always heard great things aboutIn post 147, Papa Zito wrote:I don't think adding anything really matters at this point but have a The Last Starfighter"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Super Mario Bros. -(3/19/19)Iprobablysuck
This isn't fun bad! This is mostly just generic messy bad. Luigi is played by John Leguizamo who's meant to be this endearing goober, but he and the rest of the actors just seem like they have no idea what kind of movie this is supposed to be. And the movie doesn't seem to know either. Why are the goombas lizard people?? Why are they running our government??? The worst part is the two bad guy goons who are massive knockoff versions of the Wet Bandits from Home Alone. Once Mario and Luigi get to the Mushroom Kingdom, the tone is whimsical but everything that's going on is super confusing and offputting.
The production design and practical effects are actually pretty inventive, and the movie has a solid score done by Alan Silvestri, a very accomplished guy who did the music for the fucking Back to the Future series and all the Avengers films!!! Those aspects could have been used well in a movie that had any idea what it was about."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Follow-up: why is Yoshi still a dinosaur but Toad and the Goombas look like people before they’re turned into people with tiny dinosaur heads??"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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I seriously haven't!In post 167, xofelf wrote:Pan's Labyrinth
(Have you really not seen this one? Letterboxd says you haven't)"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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House (2008) -(3/21/19)PrivateI
ITT PrvateI wants me to stop doing this project
The first scene sure is gold
Man: "It's gonna be okay"
Woman: "Sweetheart, you really mean it? It's gonna be okay for us?"
Man: "No... it's gonna be okay... for me" *pulls out gun*
Woman: "You can't kill me! I'm your wife!"
*Anberlin song plays*
Now we reach our main characters, a shitty couple going to marriage counseling. They're driving and come across a wrecked truck that was carrying chickens and BOOM unnecessary jump scare of a chicken jumping into the open passenger side window. A police officer tells them a faster way to Montgomery and uh oh no cell phone reception! Uh oh they ran over scrap metal and blew their front tire! Uh oh sudden thunderstorm! When they crashed they hit another car that was driving the other way and after no one gets out they're like "they must have gone to get a tow truck". The car just crashed and there's nowhere they could have gone, you're not even gonna check to see who's in the car??? They walk to find shelter and uh ohhhhh they find the house where the guy shot his wife at the beginning of the movie!
There's another couple at the creepy house that got lost and a stereotypical creepy pair of owners. People have visions of creepy kids running around. The owners keep acting weird and the couples find a newspaper clipping about the couple from the beginning of the movie. Then this guy called the Tin Man starts shooting through the windows, then throws in a message that he'll kill everyone who comes into his house, but if they give him one body before sunrise he won't kill any of them. The owners of the place try to kill the two couples and then we get a bunch of action with such bad editing that it's difficult to tell what's going on.
One woman randomly ends up in a room that somehow starts filling up with water, and hallucinates her daughter(?) trapped beneath her under ice. The other woman gets taken by the old man and dressed up like a little girl. The husband of the first woman looks through a window and sees himself telling his daughter he's too busy to go outside so his wife takes her outside and the daughter falls into a frozen lake. Lmao the printer starts shooting out a bunch of pages that say "Kill her. She let Melissa die..." But yay, some dead girl tells him Melissa is okay!
The boyfriend of the woman who got dressed like a little girl then hallucinates back to when he shot his abusive father as a boy. His girlfriend meanwhile is being harassed by the old man who wants to marry her and they have a confusing argument. Guy #1 comes in to save her and kills the old man in the bedroom with a candlestick, Clue edition. The old lady jumps out of a closet to attack but Guy #1 knocks her to the ground and black smoke comes out of her face.
A replica of Guy #1 emerges out of black smoke and tries to get everyone to kill Guy #1's wife because she let his daughter die. Guy #1 cuts himself to prove he's real but he leaks smoke too. The dead girl talks sense into them and then a cop shows up The cop shoots tin man and they leave the house, but the couples see that the tin man is chained to the house, so they take off his mask and TWISTOS TWIST it's the guy who shot his wife at the start of the movie!!! It turns out the cop is the reeeaaaal tin man. He's basically a ripoff of the killer from the Saw franchise. The dead girl tells them not to play his game because he breaks his own rules! The second couple kills each other at the same time, cool. The tin man shoots the dead girl who was maybe an actual living girl who was just really pale but somehow knew Melissa was okay. Time reverses and light shoots out of pale girl's body, which sends a blast that petrifies the tin man and starts collapsing the house.
The couple runs back out into the road and they find out twiiissttttt the car crash we saw where they blew out their tires actually killed them! The guy sees his dead body and then they both wake up and pop out of their bodybags. And now their marriage is saved!!! As they go away in an ambulance, we see the police officer/tin man watching and laughing, as the camera pans to the old people watching from the window of the house. *different Anberlin song plays*
Houseis a confusing, dull, unenjoyable mess. Don't watch it."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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please give me something
Original Roll String: 1d1051 105-Sided Dice: (18) = 18"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Thunder Ninja Kids: The Hunt for the Devil Boxer -(3/22/19)CaptainMeme
Concerned that this is Thunder Ninja Kids 3 according to the title card and I haven't seen 1 and 2!
Enjoy this hypnotic gif I made of a random guy approvingly watching these two guys fight
Literally half of this opening fight scene is shots of the reactions of people watching the fight
I started trying to describe the plot but I'm going to give up attempting to follow it! There have been invisible hopping vampire kids, a UFO, and best of all a funky fresh soundtrack. The fighting choreography is actually decent but the amount of badly overdubbed lines and excessive grunting is hilarious. There is a disappointingly low amount of ninja-ing, and unfortunately the dumbness of the movie is pretty monotonous and not quotable, so it stops being funny quickly.
I'm not mad I had to watch this one, but it's barely a movie and it got old fast."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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EDIT: edited to fix spoiler tags"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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The King of Kong -(3/23/19)Iprobablysuck
Well this was a blast! It's a hilarious display of rampant masculinity and the lengths people go to for success. I almost can't believe all of these characters are real people, especially uhhh Billy and Mr. Awesome. Billy is made out to be such a douche, but he does so many douchey things and it's hard not to feel like he's just a terrible guy! He looks like a parody of a shitty SyFy channel magician. It's a straightforward documentary, but a very well-edited and entertaining one. This is my favorite of the movies submitted so far. <3"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Original Roll String: 1d1221 122-Sided Dice: (114) = 114"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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stop submitting things i've seen!In post 222, McMenno wrote:the truman show"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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The Grand Budapest Hotel -(3/24/19)VashtaNeurotic
I had fairly high expectations for this one based on all the praise it got when it came out back in 2014, and I was not disappointed! Even having only seen a couple of films, I'm quite familiar with all the Wes Anderson-isms: the whip pans, symmetrical shots, dry humor, whimsy, etc. But I was surprised how little I knew about the plot of this movie, and especially the STACKED cast. I knew of Ralph Fiennes, Tony Revolori, and Bill Murray, but I had no idea it also starred the likes of Jeff Goldblum, Willem Dafoe, Saoirse Ronan, Adrien Brody, Jude Law, Tilda Swinton, the guy who played Salieri in Amadeus, and 10 seconds of Lucas Hedges.
Through the first bit of Grand Budapest, I was already admiring the gorgeous set design and score, but it took me a bit to get invested in the characters. I wasn't very into the Jude Law scenes, but once you get into the relationship between Gustave and Zero, you find where the heart of the film lies. There's a great amount of dark humor, and a prison break scene so whimsical it can only be topped by Paddington 2. My only gripe with the film is that the scenes that aren't flashbacks (which take up a very small percentage of the runtime) are far less compelling storywise than the rest of it. But other than that, obv great suggestion Vash"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Original Roll String: 1d1401 140-Sided Dice: (97) = 97"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Me, looking up this movie:
"oh wow those are some dope rati-"
"fuck me""CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Fixed my previous mistakes! Sorry for the delay, I’m visiting a friend in DC for a couple days
@Shiidaji: McMenno is right that Hausu is already on the list of things I’ve seen, but I don’t mind watching it again!"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Lagaan -(3/29/19)Vijarada
This was long!!! The whole colonialism and taxation angles are done pretty well, but so much time is spent on cheesy, badly lip-synced musical numbers. The second half of the movie is like... an entire game of cricket, which I was eventually able to follow, and I think due to stockholm syndrome I'm now a cricket fan. Not a bad experience overall but I do feel like a lot of the runtime was unnecessary."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Original Roll String: 1d1781 178-Sided Dice: (111) = 111"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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The Departed -(4/1/19)McMenno
Definitely the best movie I've seen for this project so far! Leonardo DiCaprio, Matt Damon, and Jack Nicholson are all at the top of their games, as is the writing. I haven't seen the original film this was based on but maybe I'd have less appreciation for the remake if I saw that first. But it's full of humor and twists and turns, and the 2h30m runtime flies by. I'm probably one of the last people on Earth to see The Departed, so I'll just point out one line of dialogue that I thought was really stupid
Alec Baldwin: "Cui bono? Who benefits?"
Matt Damon: "Cui gives a shit?""CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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lmao 200
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Yes but it has to be done in person and the game is JacksIn post 342, Shiidaji wrote:cc can you implement an arena mechanic where the winner gets to kick off the loser's suggestion
I do this for you"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Sorry gang, haven't been watching any movies this week outside of new releases, but should be watching Saving Christmas 2nite"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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Saving Christmas -(4/7/19)PrivateI
This opened on Kirk Cameron literally sitting by a fireplace and talking about Christmas to the camera. Omfg this feels like a parody and it's not. So there's this guy named CHRISTIAN and he hates CHRISTMAS get it??? And there's a walking black guy stereotype. I'm convinced there was no script written for this movie and they just stretched it out by improvising as long as they could, because there are so many scenes of a single character talking uninterrupted for minutes at a time. It's like, so fucking ridiculous and preachy and up its own ass that it's hilarious. Not as fun as Tribulation because there's no dumb thriller element, but it's funny. "Newsflash: Christmas tree? Not in the Bible!!!" I don't know who's more annoying, the one-dimensional caricature calling out Christmas traditions for having nothing to do with Christianity, or the ""hero"" enlightening him. Every line is like "checkmate, atheists".
I stopped watching at the 5-minute dance sequence to a "hip hop" remix of Angels We Have Heard on High"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
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It's Leonardo DiCaprio month"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
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tbf there were only 10 minutes left"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
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I'm excited to announce that in a short amount of time, we will beBREAKING! THE! FORMAT!(very briefly)
Right when the number of films in the list hits 256, for the first time ever, YOU will be able to choose which of the movies will be watched next! There will be a week-long voting bracket, with films going head to head until only 1 movie remains. It will then be the next one I watch."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
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Catch Me If You Can -(4/12/19)SleepyKrew
This was a really great movie in a very light, unobjectionable way! Which is what I can say about most of Spielberg's movies from what I've seen. Tom Hanks is kinda meh in it but DiCaprio is incredible. I miss the time when fun biopics like this could make $350 million."CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
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last roll before the tournament!
Original Roll String: 1d2571 257-Sided Dice: (139) = 139"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
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smh Irrelephant this is what happens when you submit all three movies in a trilogy
Voting for the tournament is now open to decide the movie I watch after Ocean's Thirteen. After that, THE LIST WILL BE WIPED! Every movie that loses is eligible to be submitted again, and I'm debating giving each user only one movie on the list at a time. I'd love to get feedback on that. But for now, no new submissions, and click the link below to VOTE. (you will need to make an account but it's very easy just using facebook or something)
https://challonge.com/mishmash"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
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ROUND 2 IS ON! If you didn't feel like voting in 128 matchups last time, the good news is that was half of the matchups that will be in the whole tournament, and each round there'll be half as many! Vote your hearts out
https://challonge.com/mishmash"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Posts: 225
- Joined: May 20, 2013
- Location: Richmond, VA
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Posts: 225
- Joined: May 20, 2013
- Location: Richmond, VA
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Posts: 225
- Joined: May 20, 2013
- Location: Richmond, VA
"CC is very [whatever the equivalent of photogenic as it applies to videos]" - racefan12
"CC is an objectively attractive person." - Crazy
"You look like a happy version of Trent Reznor." - LicketyQuickety
"Do you practice sounding like you're high all the time?" - xofelf-
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CuddlyCaucasian Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Professor of Being a Dog
- Posts: 225
- Joined: May 20, 2013
- Location: Richmond, VA