Rata Mall - Fashion Store 3

Talitha · Post Post #1 (isolation #0) » Fri Sep 04, 2020 9:28 am

holding my crow bar menacingly, I go to my changing room and lock myself in

Talitha · Post Post #6 (isolation #1) » Fri Sep 04, 2020 10:00 am

starts calling out random numbers so Sir Leo forgets where he is up to

Seventeen
Ninety-five
Three hundred and twelve

Talitha · Post Post #13 (isolation #2) » Fri Sep 04, 2020 10:44 am

(mutters) He definitely needs help. Professional help.

Talitha · Post Post #15 (isolation #3) » Fri Sep 04, 2020 10:54 am

It was just the Easter Bunny and Santa Claus. They send you their regards, but said you haven't been good enough this year so you won't be getting a visit from them.

Talitha · Post Post #17 (isolation #4) » Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:22 am

Yes I know. It's good to own up to your own failings. I'm sure it's just a series of unfortunate life events that have made you this way.

Talitha · Post Post #19 (isolation #5) » Fri Sep 04, 2020 11:56 am

The previous heathen who you accused of stealing from you ended up dead, and his charred body is DOWN THAT LAUNDRY CHUTE

Talitha · Post Post #20 (isolation #6) » Fri Sep 04, 2020 12:00 pm

So even if I DID have your hypothetical matches, you'll forgive me for NOT giving them back

Talitha · Post Post #26 (isolation #7) » Fri Sep 04, 2020 12:17 pm

I'll tell you more about it when I make it safely back to the Eatery