WALRUSMASTER ** I Wonder what the next task will be?

[Haschel Cedricson]

/in

[Haschel Cedricson]

I know the knee jerk reaction to mine is that I sent in a troll entry but I am being 100% sincere.

[Haschel Cedricson]

If you’re going to submit a loop, I for one think you need to commit to the loop.

[Haschel Cedricson]

You're not a bad person haschel. But you need to know you've done a bad thing.

On the contrary, I have done a wonderful thing. Sure, this song was specifically written to drive a grown man insane. But the category wasn't a song that a grown man will enjoy, this task is all about the kids. And I would like to submit the following evidence in my song's favor:

[Haschel Cedricson]

You're not a bad person haschel. But you need to know you've done a bad thing.

On the contrary, I have done a wonderful thing. Sure, this song was specifically written to drive a grown man insane. But the category wasn't a song that a grown man will enjoy, this task is all about the kids. And I would like to submit the following evidence in my song's favor:

let me see the two hour version and I'll bump you up to first

I didn’t record it but we did have a 50-minute version on our road trip to California a few weeks ago.

[Haschel Cedricson]

I didn’t record it but we did have a 50-minute version on our road trip to California a few weeks ago.

If I have the choice between that song or a crying baby, I will take the song every time. And a surprising amount of the time those are indeed my only two choices!

[Haschel Cedricson]

Chev's song is catchy but why is a fifteen-year-old still in 7th grade?

[Haschel Cedricson]

Ahahaha I just told my daughter that the song only got 3 points and she is very upset. She keeps saying “but you had proooooof!”

[Haschel Cedricson]

“I have a message for him. ‘YOU are not a KID and that means technically you don’t KNOW what kids like this year and…

to me:

is he a father or not?

to shafted again

YOU are not a dad and don’t have KIDS so YOU can’t ask them if they like that song!”

Truly this girl takes after me.

[Haschel Cedricson]

That initial drop got my head bobbing pretty good. But not a ton more afterwards. Guy in the video definitely looked like they were having fun.
I think the basic 4/4 doesn't do a whole lot for me maybe?

As everybody knows, you are the Walrusmaster. And Greg Davies is the Taskmaster. Each of you is unchallenged when it comes to what you can and can't do, right?

Actually, wrong. There are several times in the TV show where Alex Horne tells the contestants not to sing or hum because they might not be able to get the music rights to show on television. No matter how powerful Greg Davies is, there are still rules that he must follow.

So too are there rules that you must follow. Listen to the lyrics:

You must obey

the Dance Commander
Giving out the order for fun
You must obey the Dance Commander
You know that

he's the only one
Who gives the orders

here
Alright

It doesn't say "You can obey the Dance Commander". It doesn't say "If you want to, you are allowed to consider the Dance Commander's instructions." It doesn't say "You may obey the Dance Commander but you do you." No, you

MUST

obey the Dance Commander. And he is commanding all of us to dance.

[Haschel Cedricson]

Don't blame me, blame the Dance Commander.

[Haschel Cedricson]

Boo to that.

[Haschel Cedricson]

By what metric is my song "too hokey" for a TV show about a diamond-stealing monkey forced to work as a butler?

[Haschel Cedricson]

Like, it's fine if you don't like the song but you've already dinged me for that in the other category; the song fits matches for a theme song perfectly for the fake TV show it is designed for.

[Haschel Cedricson]

It doesn’t have to be the FIRST take, correct?

[Haschel Cedricson]

oops