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[Haschel Cedricson]

The necromancer bought a wand of Resurrect Chair from the Necromancy shop.
He soon discovered that it was defective and tried to take it back

But the Microsoft Customer Service sucked so he was forced to keep his broken X-Box

So off to Microsoft he drove, in his 1973 Cadillac Deville

When he got there, he kicked Bill Gates in the shin

But it didn't hurt because he was wearing an X-Box as a shin guard

He still lost one armor off his leg. So he cast barkskin on himself

He screwed up and turned into a tree, then a dendrophiliac walked up to him

But unlike most dendrophiliacs, he was "carazy" dendrophiliac.

But Bob hid this from his physiologist and instead ate his fetus

He had forgotten that he was allergic to fetuses

So he died

Then the afore-mentioned necromancer turned him into a zombie

The zombie started to eat Nick's brain

If only he knew that Nick's brain was poison!

Be he didn't know it was poison and instead ate Nick's pants

Nick's pants were very tasty

Because they were covered with Nutella!

The ignorant peasantry didn't know what Nutella was. They only knew one thing

The barley was attacking!! They had to fight back!!

So they fought back...with fuzzy bunnies

The bunnies attacked in great numbers, as the convict fell

The bunnies held a great celebration that night

And Bill Gates wasn't invited!

So he threw his own party, and nobody else was invited

Excluding his monkey, of course, which got really drunk

But the monkey wasn't as drunk as they thought. He knew they excluded him from the card game because of his drinking so he decided to end it all by using the Atomic bomb attached to his back to destroy the world. But the bomb didn't work so in the end he just wound up feeling like a big idiot.