LOADED QUESTIONS: ROUND GODDAMN FIFTEEN

[Vi]

I want to play but I would probably get more enjoyment out of trying to get the fewest points than actually trying to win

(my answer to the previous question would have been "The Yachttery")

[Vi]

mrf

sure, I guess I'll be in starting next round, why not

[Vi]

How bad would it be if everyone guessed in every round? Engagement, etc.

[Vi]

Probably best to make guessing optional addition to submitting an answer?

It's better to treat everyone who submits as a player in the round.

People submit their answers. If they submitted for the round, they get a chance to guess when you do the mixed reveal. Everyone who guesses presumably gets at least one point for guessing themselves. People who don't guess get nuthin' and that's on them. Keep 'em submitting things, keep 'em scoring, keep 'em engaged.

[Vi]

but by making a guess you also reveal your answer.

Good point. I think U^_^U has a decent solution to this wrt PMing answers; it's not like this thread sees much on-topic activity anyway.

[Vi]

Anyone who wants to guess, send a PM to this account with your answers-- 3 days, as usual. I think it's best to open the floor to only people that have submitted an answer, but I would welcome input on this.

and five days later...

[Vi]

I answered based on what

I

would pick up if I was walking down an aisle in a bookshelf.

I went for the attempted puns on dog paddle and Kayak though

...awwwwwww.

This isn't easy when I don't know half the people playing <.<

- BigYoshiFan to "rly boring dude liked by a small number of people"

...and you're part of that half! I matched people by switching answers around until I got all the people I was confident in and let the rest fall where they did.

Also, you people need more self-confidence, ferreal.

[Vi]

c'mon now

[Vi]

from my submission

what the hell, why

not

these answers

[Vi]

Interesting. Two people think I'd tell past me to shut up and one thinks I should come out!

Did I really leave that one on you? Welp :/

randomidget came closest on me; the rest were way off I never cut class and I didn't even know robotics was a thing until I moved to a much richer area many years after high school.

[Vi]

@mod: what happens if five people submit small variations on "orgasm"

[Vi]

That is remarkably true.

(but who will respond with "when I was born"? you selfish parents)

[Vi]

guess what i'll do, now

after a wank.

[Vi]

@mod: what happens if five people submit small variations on "orgasm"

i fully expect you to analyze trends in everyone's posts, extrapolate posting nuances, and be able to accurately match those trends to the differences in each orgasm variation.

I feel like to some degree that's what I've been trying to do already. Not knowing people is a big handicap

[Vi]

@mod: what happens if five people submit small variations on "orgasm"

[...]

[Vi]

edit--this is a spoiler <.<

[Vi]

In the words of Vi, "I swear if the dog actually submitted the dog answer"

e _we

[Vi]

The point of this game is not to give trivially identified answers, right?

(it's more fun if people have some idea, though)

[Vi]

mykonian is concerned about the Super Bowl?

I didn't submit this round because I couldn't really get the :effort: up. I also don't think I would have done well at all.

[Vi]

I got the answers I cared about right. The one I agree with most is Shaziro's.

Everybody who didn't get me thought I liked pineapples on pizza.
... Which is true, actually. Why is that even controversial?

Because some people have a hard time understanding that a wide variety of human beings who allegedly have taste buds enjoy mixing the zesty spice of tomato sauce with the residual watery juice of the fruit, the nourishing heat of the pizza pie with the cold of the pineapple, and the savory flavor of whatever various meatstuffs are on the pizza with frigging

citrus

. You may as well go all the way by dipping your pizza slice in a nearby cup of water/soda/Bailey's.

I am surprised/confused to have been mistaken for someone who thinks league of legends is ok twice although I'm sorry for not having a more creative answer

I keep remembering you having an unusual opinion on something or another, but I have no idea what it was.

[Vi]

Tomato sauce doesn't belong on pizzas (or anywhere)

send ketchup back to being the fish stuff it apparently once was!

I'll put it on fried potatoes but other than that I can get behind this. White pizzas are great.

[Vi]

submitting something because 1 point > 0 points

[Vi]

Dahlings, please. I didn't think suicide was an option until I was legally an adult.

...

um

to be clear, that's not a thing for me any more

Props to Vi, who correctly guessed they would get 1 right and 1 swap.

and it was the two I expected to be swapped

[Vi]

I find it weird that people thought I'm either the math guy or the church guy.

Well, people either think I'm the sheep or the Casanova. I think you're better off.

Unrelated, but you have found a good use for your avatar space.

[Vi]

Submitting largely in hopes that I'll be the only person to guess, because that's the only way I'm winning this one.

[Vi]

all skill, obviously...

this post needs more

My answer in the last round should have been totally free for anyone who has ever met me, I think?

[Vi]

*sets the parabola's vertex here*

[Vi]

My attempts to hone in on the subtleties of punctuation failed miserably. I second-guessed myself on the Shiz, too :/

[Vi]

This is me officially asking people to guess =_=

I'm being sloooow. ._. I'll try to get to it tonight if I don't crash.

(All the fitting characters I know are from video games; I feel like I'm really letting this round down )