Munchkin Quest(Charles vs. Rat, interference?)

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I own this game!
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Gonna go ahead and claim

this color right here.

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Fine by me. And yes, James is a he.

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Yay!

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So you're PMing us our hands?

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Can you add names of all of the cards a person has, rooms, monsters, etc. on each status post? For some reason the pics won't show.

I'll become a Warrior, equip Slippery Slippers of Sliding, and then put a Flaming Poison Potion and a Greater Portion of Insubstantiality on my belt.
Hey, animo, got any footgear? If you don't, you have any weapons you want to trade?

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You have the Bow of Ribbons? Alright, animo, let's have some serious trade talk here. What do you got?

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Who goes first?

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No thanks!

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Yeah, I'd rather use text. It'll be a little bit easier.
And I think it's my computer hating pictures, is why it won't show up.

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Happy birthday to your daughter!
And both would be okay.

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Jack All? Is that a treasure, or a DM card?

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Nothing you want to trade at all?

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I could give you a +6 with my potion. What's the monster color? Also, what's ani's power level? I'll help for one treasure and one card from ani's hand.

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you really should have traded with me, ani, I cold have not only gotten you extra movement, but also +4.

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Okay, so what's the base color?
If anyone goes against us, I'll make them suffer.

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And doesn't ani get 2 DMs? One for his turn, another for entering a room?

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And I didn't even have to use my potion.
Also, ani, what was the monster's base color? Because that has an effect on card draw.

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Well, yeah, but since there's no purple payer, the base would have to be red, yellow, green, or blue (your choice).

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Cool. Well, we win, so let's see those treasures! I get one and you get one, and since I didn't claim first pick, you can choose first. Since you also killed a monster with your base, you get a DxM, right? Finally, since part of my condition of helping was taking a card from your hand (which is legal, correct?), Go ahead and PM me the card (tag the @MOD in this so he sees it) you're going to give me. (If you go back on this, I'll curse you.) @MOD, will you flip us the top two cards of the treasure deck so everyone can see?

P-Edit: Ninja-ed. Yeah, that's the rule I was referring to. He does get a DxM for killing a monster with his base color, correct?

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Alright, ani, which one do you want?

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Okay on the rule interpretation and the card text.

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Wait, I thought ani had to give me one of the treasures because that was my "fee" for helping.

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And then I also said I wanted a card from his hand.

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Right. But what about my price for agreeing to help?

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I could give you a +6 with my potion. What's the monster color? Also, what's ani's power level? I'll help for one treasure and one card from ani's hand.

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So I only get 1 treasure then?

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YAY!

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Sure, I'll take the sword (prays not to find a tentacle monster)

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I can equip my sword now right? I'll do that if I can.

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Haha, now I have a +4 to my power!

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How many treasures?

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I'll help for all 3 treasures. If you don't let me help, I'll make it impossible for you to win.
What's the color?

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Boo!

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Alright, my offer still stands. And I'm the only one close enough to help.

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Cool. So are you going to take my help or not, Ani? You have a 7 to it's 9. You both roll a die. And I can really mess you up if you don't let me help.

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Oh, I think I'm going to mess you up. Flaming Poison Potion against you and Curse! One Hand Tied Behind Your Back! (You have 1 fewer hand and get +200 gold for each kill you make). Since you only have 1 hand, you have to drop your Cross Bow. It's now 2 to 14, you get 2 die, the monster gets one.

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No, wait, not the Potion, I'll play this Intelligent.

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Darn.
He has the corresponding bane ring.

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I thought ani gave me his Intelligent card?

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Ohhhh. Gotcha.

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I've still got ani backed into a corner though.

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Wait, hold on, that's not how monster movement works.

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You have to roll for monster movement. I also have 4 movement because of my Slippery Slippers of Sliding.

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Now James gets a DxM card for rolling green on the die, correct? And I'm still stuck with the monster, though anyone can help.

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5 to 9 each wit hone die, anyone want to help?

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I don't remember the exact ruling on that for monster movement. What the DxM?

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I'll take James help.

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So help me, if someone does something here to screw this up, they WILL die in their next monster encounter.

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I can influence the result, but I would like to see what James can do first.

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Fine. I'll give you a treasure from my hand then. What are the three treasures on top?

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No, no, I get first pick. You didn't claim first pick.
I want the Monster Ade. I'll also give the last treasure card in my hand (without showing it, if that's possible) to James, since he'll curse me for wasting his Reloaded Die if I don't.
Then I'll move into the Seemingly Empty Room (for 1 move, because of my Slippery Slippers), and then use my second movement to search the room, picking up the Cross Bow.
Oh, and I used my Flaming Poison Potion. Why do I only have 3 movement left before I do anything? Is that because 'm in the Spiked Pit? Because my Slippery Slippers counteract that.

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Oh, I missed that!
Okay, here's some Elven Flip Flops for James.
I'll sell my Greater Potion of Insubstantiality with the Cross Bow to gain another level, equip my brand-new Unreasonably Large Sword, and then head South and pray for no tentacled monsters.

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Actually, Level 3. Still don't have to fight it. But what's the base color?

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Okay, so right now it's a 13 to my 10. We both roll a die. 4 treasures, who wants to help?

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What's ani's offer?

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I think the funny thing is that someone's going to have to make me a really good offer if I'm going to take it, because I can just ignore it if I don't like any of the offers.

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So I'm waiting to see Ani's offer before I make a decision.

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Why? It's 10 to 13 by myself, and even if I don't get a die, it's still pretty close with a helper.

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Oh, I misread that. So it's a pretty sure thing WITHOUT help.

Nope, I equipped a +3 weapon that I got from searching the Seemingly Empty Room.

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Even then, I could discard 2 cards to win it anyways.

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I'll take James' help!

Hmm... Should I let ani help to make up for stealing his bow? Or should I let Mc help since he's all alone in the entrance?
How many DxM cards do each of you have?

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I'll take Mc's help, since he has more DxM cards.

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I want the Eye of Argon and the Potion of Swiftness. Mc's pick.

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Nice. I'll take the Scroll of Opening the Way and then search the room with my last move.

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LOL

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Why do you want my help?

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I'll let that pass.

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I'll pass.

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Wait, I thought that was MY Ripped Pack!

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HA!!!!!
I thought that it was in my hand was the question.

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I'm als ogoing to have to drop. Sorry!