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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:43 am

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Hello MS.net!

This game is very simple. Each person posts an object or event. the person that piosts after has to post an object or event that beats it!

for instance:

A tree
A lumberjack
Saw shortage!
Dey getz mor sawz frum canada
Russia nukes canada
little did they know, canada has an anti-nuke shield
they turned it off for ma birthday
and so on...


I will start:
A phone
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:42 am

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That ran out of battery.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:52 am

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But I have a new, charged battery...
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:09 am

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that my little sister chewed on
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:37 am

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Her mom called her home.
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:53 am

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I banged her mom
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:56 am

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you are arrested for assault.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:32 am

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The entirety of existence is obliterated, along with any notion of crime and punishment.
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 7:49 am

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you get godkilled (kinda like modkill, but by god).
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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:51 am

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He's an atheist.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 10:39 am

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i dont believe in athiests.
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:20 pm

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Can I just point out that post #8 does nothing to beat post #7? I never said I destroyed existence, just that it got obliterated.
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:22 pm

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Your post is eaten by the tigers
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 12:52 pm

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They get put in the animal shelter
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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 1:21 pm

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shut down by the government
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 2:19 pm

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Which shut down itself.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:02 pm

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So the anarchists took power.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:04 pm

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...and killed each other in a little squabble.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 3:35 pm

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one survived, and seized power.

his name was Vonflare.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 4:56 pm

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Who reigned supreme until overthrown by The Glorious Rebel Leader and his band of bearded badasses.
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Post Post #20 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 6:59 pm

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The beards rebelled.
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Post Post #21 (ISO) » Tue Feb 04, 2014 9:14 pm

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Fortunately they learnt how to shave
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Post Post #22 (ISO) » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:36 am

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But couldn't find razors.
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Wed Feb 05, 2014 1:47 am

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Hey! I've got a stash of razors here at home!
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Wed Feb 05, 2014 3:12 am

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I melt them, and make them into a sword, with which I kill all of you.
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