Cards Against Humanity *NSFW* Round 4! Battling At The Bulge

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #50 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:33 pm

(Pick 2) Having problems with - ? Try - !

There's you card. Hands Will be out in a few

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #51 (ISO) » Fri Sep 12, 2014 2:44 pm

Please Post them in the order you want played as well

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #52 (ISO) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 9:17 am

Posting later. Been busy past few days

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #53 (ISO) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 12:46 pm

(Pick 2) Having problems with - ? Try - !

Without further adu

1. Having Problems with Dead babies?
Try The primal, ball-slapping sex your parents are having right now!

2. Having Problems With Kim-Jong-Ill? Try Catapults!

3. Having Problems with Oompa-Loompas? Try The hardworking Mexican

4. Having problems with Sean Penn? Try Lumberjack fantasies!

5. Having problems with AIDS? Try Drinking Alone!

6. Having Problems with Child Abuse? Try Puberty!

7. Having problem with a brain tumor? Try Whatever Kwanzaa is supposed to be about!

8. Having problems with Neil Patrick Harris? Try gay aliens!

9. Having problems with Pedophilies? Try Teenage pregnancy

10. Having problems with picking up girls at the abortion clinic? Try Saxophone Solos!

Feirei · Post Post #54 (ISO) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 12:58 pm

Catapults. There were a few close ones but alot of these were bleh

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #55 (ISO) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:05 pm

In post 54, Feirei wrote:Catapults. There were a few close ones but alot of these were bleh

Thats how i felt.

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #56 (ISO) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:11 pm

Cards tomorrow

Feirei · Post Post #57 (ISO) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:15 pm

who won that round?

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #58 (ISO) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:20 pm

In post 57, Feirei wrote:who won that round?

Spoiler: Winner

Bins · Post Post #59 (ISO) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:21 pm

SO MANY OF THESE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER BACKWARDS

Marquis · Post Post #60 (ISO) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:21 pm

In post 59, Bins wrote:SO MANY OF THESE WOULD HAVE BEEN BETTER BACKWARDS

Bins · Post Post #61 (ISO) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:22 pm

oh sorry for not submitting I thought I had and realized I didn't

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #62 (ISO) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 1:39 pm

No problem I honestly was at the point of yeah

phokdapolees · Post Post #63 (ISO) » Mon Sep 15, 2014 2:54 pm

8 was best, js

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #64 (ISO) » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:01 am

My appoligies I've been dealing with a lot of stress as of late. Life likes to take massive dumps. Well you all know how it goes when it rains it pours

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #65 (ISO) » Wed Sep 17, 2014 8:36 am

Alright.
Bring out the brain bleach for this one.

Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out - .

You know the drill.
Hands out in a few

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #66 (ISO) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:09 pm

Note to people. When I send hands out the black cards already up >_> But either way going with 9 of 11 /shrug

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #67 (ISO) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:14 pm

Charades was ruined for me forever when my mom had to act out - .

Deflowering the princess
Autocannibalism
Natural Male enhancement
The thin veneer of situational causality that underlies porn.
Dropping a chandelier
Licking things to claim them as your own
Waking up half-naked in a Denny's parking lot
Wearing underwear inside-out to avoid doing laundry
Making the penises kiss

And Boom goes the Dynamite

PokerFace · Post Post #68 (ISO) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:24 pm

you may want to start a replacements list since i believe me and marquis both want in and he should replace psyche

I really liked teenage pregnancy being an alternative to avoiding pedophiles

Marquis · Post Post #69 (ISO) » Thu Sep 18, 2014 1:25 pm

I replaced psyche already
Also sorry about not submitting, busy exam day so I put it off

Elmo TeH AzN · Post Post #70 (ISO) » Mon Sep 22, 2014 8:51 am

Alright the mod had had a few days off and been busy as Hell. Update incoming