1000 Blank White Cards - Game 1 over, vonflare wins!

[Cheery Dog]

I'd assume that it's safe to dry them out by then, or even on losing that card, I don't know, I just turned the hose on.

[Felissan]

X-Ray Glasses

was played by vettrock, who can now see beyond the wet evil static.

Spoiler: Wet cards in play

Currently in play:

*wet static*

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Discarded:

Cute Nazi Puppies
D'ahww, puppies! But They're Nazi's. Wait, what?

Wet players:

Wet PrivateI

(6 wet cards, $1000) [2HP]

Wet Wall-E

(6 wet cards, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet McMenno (7 cards, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet numberQ (7 cards, $1000) [2 HP]

Wet JerryArr

(6 wet cards, $1000) [2 HP]

Wet Narninian

(6 wet cards, $1000) [1 HP]
Wet Axxle (7 wet cards, $1000) [2 HP]

Wet ZZZX

(6 wet cards, $1000) [2 HP]

Wet Dog

(6 wet cards, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet Mist7676, Secretary of the Wet Blankcardian Bacon Party (a.k.a. Wet President) (6 wet cards, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet YurikoJasmine (8 wet cards, $1000) [2 HP]

Wet vettrock

(6 wet cards, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet vonflare (7 wet cards, $1000) [2 HP]

Turn 2 dries in (expired on 2015-06-12 15:42:16)

[numberQ]

Why are my and McMenno's cards not wet?

[Narninian]

felissan is having entirely too much fun with the president's title

[Felissan]

Why are my and McMenno's cards not wet?

Because... uh... Hey, look, a butterfly!

Distracting Butterfly

The mod really needed you to look away from a problem, so he broke the rules and played a card himself. No effect. Destroy after use.

[McMenno]

Play a blank card as

[vonflare]

you didn't make that!

[McMenno]

no one said anything about being original

[Wall-E]

Try the Oven

All wet cards become destroyed without being discarded.

[Mist7676]

I'M THE DICTATOR.

[McMenno]

Well, so much for the game. XD

[YurikoJasmine]

Err my name is not crossed out does that mean I can play another card?

[Felissan]

Pecan Pie

was played by McMenno.

Try the oven

was played by Wall-E! Oh, and when Cheery Dog said everything, he meant everything. Every single card is wet. That includes the draw pile.
Nobody has any card left, so turn 2 ends by default because it's impossible to play! What have you done...

Turn 3 started.

Everybody gets one blank card by default, since the draw pile is empty.

Spoiler: Cards in play

Currently in play:

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Discarded:

Wet players:
Priwete-I (1 card, $1000) [2HP]
Wet-E (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
McWetto (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet numberQ (1 cards, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet JerryArr (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet Narninian (1 card, $1000) [1 HP]
Wet Axxle (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet ZZZX (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet Dog (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet Mist7676, Wet President (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet YurikoJasmine (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wettrock (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet vonflare (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]

Now all my modding mistakes don't matter anymore

[Felissan]

Oh, by the way, rest in peace, All written cards PM. You could have been useful.

Spoiler: #

1000 Blank White Cards

Instead of playing a card, you may put any number of blank cards from your hand under this card and draw that many cards.
When there are 1000 or more cards under this card, discard it and put all cards set under it this way into your hand.

Spoiler: A

Area of Alliteration

Cards may only be played if they have at least two consecutive words that start with the same letter. Exclude articles and prepositions when determining consecutive words.

Spoiler: B

Spoiler: C

Cornucopia of Concepts

Each player draws an additional card each time they draw one or more cards.

Crappy Deal

Everyone except you discards one card from the game, draws a blank card and writes on it.

Cute Nazi Puppies

D'ahww, puppies! But They're Nazi's. Wait, what?

Spoiler: D

Spoiler: E

Eldritch Rituals

While this card is in play, everyone is forced to hail Cthulu! Fun times for everyone!

Evils of the battlefield

All currently in-effect cards are not visible,
This card cannot be destroyed or removed.
This card loses its effect after 3 rounds

Exodia the Forbidden One

If you control Left Arm of the Forbidden One, Right Arm of the Forbidden One, Right Leg of the Forbidden One, and Left Leg of the Forbidden One, you conditionally win the game.
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Spoiler: F

Spoiler: G

GAME UNDER

Anyone who is provisionally winning discards all their cards immediately.

Spoiler: H

Hindsight Blindness

If the previous card played would cause someone to provisionally win, this card becomes a copy of it, reinforcing that provisional win condition for that player.

Spoiler: I

Spoiler: J

JACKPOT!

You hit the Jackpot! You earn a number of points equal to the difference in points currently between yourself and the highest point holder plus 100,000!

Spoiler: K

Spoiler: L

Last Ditch Effort

If a player is about to win because s/he reaches a certain number of points, you may play this card out of turn to cut his/her points in half.

Spoiler: M

Spoiler: N

Nazi Interest

The person who has this card wins whenever they receive a card that has something to do with Nazi's.

Spoiler: O

One Word Only

The person who has this card can only post one word per post, and can't double post.

Overprocrastination

This card does absolutely nothing.
Crap, I overprocrastinated.

Spoiler: P

Pathological Liar Post Restriction

The person who has this card wins if they convince the other players that they have a Post Restriction.

Spoiler: Q

Spoiler: S

Sheer Cold

BRRR! It's simply frigid outside! For warmth, cuddle up with the person of your choice. Of course, in the process, your hands will be intermingled. Your turn will be concluded by splitting your two hands between you. If there are an odd number of cards in your combined hands, you will get the extra card.

Spin Me Right Round Baby

Each round after cards are played, each player chooses a card that they have in play. Those cards then get randomly distributed to each player.

Subconscious Torment

All cards in the discard pile affect the whole table.

Spoiler: T

Spoiler: U

University Life

It's time to study...while you're in the library for the duration of the next turn, you are immune to any and all card effects, except for cards which specifically combat "University Life". Also, earn 50 points because of your efforts.

Spoiler: V

Spoiler: W

Wall-E Made This Card, You're Welcome

If a player is provisionally winning, Wall-E is now provisionally winning instead.
Waaaaallll-eeeeee!!

Winner's Defense

Play this card to set a new goal for winning: earn 500,000 points, and keep them for a single round.

Spoiler: Y

[Cheery Dog]

But I just came up with a way to revive them, and I'm going to play it as my blank card anyway.

[Felissan]

Necromanic Necromancy

was played by Cheery Dog. And here I thought I would have a particularly easy time GMing this.

Spoiler: Cards in play

Currently in play:

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Discarded:

Wet players:
Priwete-I (1 card, $1000) [2HP]
Wet-E (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
McWetto (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet numberQ (1 cards, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet JerryArr (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet Narninian (1 card, $1000) [1 HP]
Wet Axxle (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet ZZZX (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]

Wet Dog

(0 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet Mist7676, Wet President (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet YurikoJasmine (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wettrock (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet vonflare (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]

[Felissan]

Does your card include blank cards?

[Cheery Dog]

Since they would also have been destroyed, yes.

I don't know how you thought modding 1000 Blank White Cards would be easy, you didn't even give us a win con to start with.

[Felissan]

I though it would become easy once there would be no cards left, of course it was tough to begin with.

Fun fact: Narninian's Semi-Instant Win was reversed.

[vonflare]

I leave you guys alone for 12 hours...

[vonflare]

Alright,



Or else this game is going to go on forever.

(:P)

[Felissan]

Too bad there's a flaw in your card...

Anarchy

was played by vonflare, nobody has cards anymore, so turn 3 ends immediately.

Turn 4 has started.

Nobody can access the draw pile, so they get a blank card instead. Technically, the default blanks are not in the deck.

Spoiler: Cards in play

Currently in play:

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Discarded:

Wet players:
Priwete-I (1 card, $1000) [2HP]
Wet-E (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
McWetto (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet numberQ (1 cards, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet JerryArr (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet Narninian (1 card, $1000) [1 HP]
Wet Axxle (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet ZZZX (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet Dog (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet Mist7676, Wet President (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet YurikoJasmine (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wettrock (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]
Wet vonflare (1 card, $1000) [2 HP]

Turn 4 ends in (expired on 2015-06-14 09:01:08)

[YurikoJasmine]

whAAAAt? Someone explain this to me... :/

[vonflare]

Snip

[vonflare]