Mystery Club

[Wall-E]

Welcome, thrill seeker, to Mystery Club!

Joining Mystery Club is... Mysterious! The only way to get in is to post here begging an distinguished Member to PM you the current Secret Instructions. If one of the Members of Mystery Club happens to notice your postings and take pity, the current secret instructions are always posted in the Members Lounge and aren't too hard to copy/paste over most of the time.

Members
1. Wall-E
2. JDGA
3. Aronis
4. McMenno

Initiates:

[JDGA]

...um
But are there any distinguished members yet?
If there are, they should PM me the Secret Instructions so that I can recommend the Mystery Club to everyone else.

[Wall-E]

I've decided to sponsor in JDGA because yo's a cool gal who doesn't afraid of anything

Secret Instructions sent! Good luck.

[vonflare]

What is this game

Instructions are unclear.

Um, so I guess I just ask JDGA to send me the instructions?

How do I win?

[JDGA]

Secret Instructions sent~

[Mitillos]

I'm intrigued.

@JDGA: May I join?

[vonflare]

??????

[N]

/in

[Wall-E]

??????

If you aren't up to the challenge you can always drop out... But then you'll be relegated to Honorary Member, a somewhat less prodigious title. While Honorary Members can enter the clubhouse, they can't sponsor new Members.

[ConManMick]

You know Wall-E, I thought you were really good in that movie.
I was once the proud owner of a toy Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, so I could potentially be a useful member of this club, were you to be kind enough to share the instructions with me.

[Wall-E]

You know Wall-E, I thought you were really good in that movie.
I was once the proud owner of a toy Scooby Doo Mystery Machine, so I could potentially be a useful member of this club, were you to be kind enough to share the instructions with me.

My good man it would be my pleasure, but let's give vonflare a chance, senority is important to gentlemanly Mystery Club Members!

[ConManMick]

But of course! My mistake, I had not intended to tread on Von's toes. I'm given to understand he's quite the poet, his haikus are sublime.

[vonflare]

??????

If you aren't up to the challenge you can always drop out... But then you'll be relegated to Honorary Member, a somewhat less prodigious title. While Honorary Members can enter the clubhouse, they can't sponsor new Members.

No I'm up for it...

In fact...

[Blackberry]

I BEG OF YOU.

FEED ME.

[Blackberry]

Wall-E, I beg upon you to looketh upon me and sendth me instructions of mystery.

JDGA, I beg upon you to looketh upon me and sendth me instructions of mystery.

[ConManMick]

Is it possible that Von is the one I must needs ask to receive the instructions?

[Wall-E]

Is it possible that Von is the one I must needs ask to receive the instructions?

Any member may take interest in sponsoring. I will sponsor you if you answer 3 questions to my satisfaction:

1. What is the secret to winning 2 player cribbage?
2. How patient are you?
3. If a member of Mystery Club robbed someone would you tell on them?

[PrivateI]

May I recommend not referring to it as a clubhouse?

[ConManMick]

Is it possible that Von is the one I must needs ask to receive the instructions?

Any member may take interest in sponsoring. I will sponsor you if you answer 3 questions to my satisfaction:

1. What is the secret to winning 2 player cribbage?
2. How patient are you?
3. If a member of Mystery Club robbed someone would you tell on them?

"...answer me these questions three, 'ere the other side you'll see"

1. Were I to tell you my secrets of reaching 121, they wouldn't be secrets anymore. Surely a mystery club requires mysteries.

2. Patience is relative; I might claim to be very patient, but you'll never know the full measure of my patience until it runs out.

3. A Mystery Club member would never stoop so low as to commit an act of petty thievery! Certain objects may mysteriously disappear in their vicinity, however, though I doubt I'd know anything about that...

[Wall-E]

These are very good answers.

I've decided to sponsor this fine citizen. To the brandy library!

[McMenno]

let me in or I will TERMINATE you.

[Wall-E]

let me in or I will TERMINATE you.

I like your panache, secret instructions sent.

Welcome newest club member Aronis!

[Blackberry]

Aronis can I please has instructions?

[Blackberry]

Also, if someone with instructions just wants to send them to me I'm willing to help us both get in .

[Wall-E]

BlackBerry really really really really really wants to get in