President Infinity Simulator - please declare parties

[Kublai Khan]

Are we competing for president of the US or president of Mafiascum?

[inspiratieloos]

Yes

[AniX]

Let me be the first to release my long-form backstory certificate. I urge all TRUE PATRIOTS with nothing to hide to do the same.


Name: “Lady” Dawn Tilden-St. Leonard
Sex: Female
Color: Purple
Description: At 35, she much younger than pretty much all other candidates. Even beyond her age, she is incredibly beautiful as her natural model genetics (and skill at improving on natural beauty) let her stand out from the crowd. She used to be known for her flowing nearly platinum blonde hair but as of her move to run for President she has switched to a darker blonde in a french twist topped in a tiara in most appearances but a full-on crown in more official occasions. In most appearances she wears a pantsuit with a sash (in color of her party) but on official occasions she will wear a military-inspired purple suit (think Prince William's wedding outfit) with a sash (in the color of her party).
Slogan: “The Sun has set on democracy”
More Info if you really want to: Former famous socialite/general celebrity. Most famous for being famous for basically nothing (She happens to just weasel her way into the right place at the right time with the right famous people including being Taylor Squad) yet avoiding the classic train wreck trap most people of that breed fall into. Most of the news on her detailed how she got this friend clean or brought that drunk friend home before they could flash the paparazzi. It didn't stop the media from trying though. Her war with them ended up with nothing worse than the fact since her quickie marriage and divorce like a decade and a half ago, nobody has seen her so much as look at another boy. Ever the opportunists, they decided to brand her the “Dawn the Untouchable”, hoping to sell papers playing off her lack of scandals as well as that infamous lack of boyfriends. That quickie marriage (and divorce) was to a very rich investment banker (and son of a media mogul) and Dawn was smart enough with her money to let other people handle it. Upon the death of her father, she found some papers in her possession that made her curious and subsequently had her linage traced, which revealed she was the oldest living descendant of Samuel J. Tilden, America's would-be 19th President until it was stolen from under him. She now rises (with a new Tilden hyphenated into her name) to demand to serve the term owed to her blood ancestor by the customary claim of Widow's Succession while also campaigning on a platform that democracy has failed and only the creation of a royalty can prevent such tragedies in the future, strengthening (in her opinion) her position by marrying a blood descendant of George Washington, who she is proud to say she is having a child with (via a gestational surrogate). Her plan is simple: She will serve Samuel J. Tilden's term and use it to advocate for a restructuring of the government such that a royal family will be established with her as that Monarch and her son (Blood of Washington himself!) succeeding her. America needs to pay its debt and give a Tilden the White House. America needs to do its duty to itself and let a monarch do what democracy cannot.
Home State: New York

[Majiffy]

My candidate used to do drugs.

He still does, but he used to, too.

[AniX]

Let me be the first to release my

long-form

backstory certificate.

[Aronis]

She is too young to be president!! She lacks experience and will run this nation into the ground!!!!!

And unfortunately I can not release anything at this time, I am currently being audited. Otherwise I would gladly do so.

[xRECKONERx]

im gay and im from NC and you can find a treasure trove of smear campaign materials on the website mafia scum dot net

[Drench]

i would be updating right this minute but im actually revising for a real exam about actual american elections i have in 40 minutes

but after that!! i promise

[Xalxe]

OY DRENCH

[Majiffy]

i would be updating right this minute but im actually revising for a real exam about actual american elections i have in 40 minutes

but after that!! i promise

Long exam

[Majiffy]

Anyone got the over/under on this being finished before the mafiascum decks go out?

[AniX]

At this rate it won't be finished before the actual Presidential election.

[Majiffy]

[Majiffy]

This thread is looking like my GTKAS or something

[Majiffy]

*ahem ahem ahem* GODDAMN!
LET ME CLEAR MAH THROAT
Dana Nana Naaanaaa
Dana Nana Naaanaaa

[Majiffy]

Drench are you home yet


Can you do this please

[N]

what happened to the rabble

[Cephrir]

Drench isn't home yet

[Majiffy]

Godfuckingdamnit

How much longer

[xRECKONERx]

drench hates america

[Majiffy]

I got excited but then disappointed.

Fuck you, Reck.

[Majiffy]

HEY DRENCH

[Cephrir]

ok honestly, i have this too... i probably wouldn't do as good a job, but i could take over...

[Kublai Khan]

VOTE: Cephrir

[Majiffy]

VOTE: Cephrir