A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[Felissan]

Say Hi to everybody I meet while I'm carried to the dungeon

[Annadog40]

Mentally think that Annadog is mentally insane.

As long as you are not emotionally thinking that I'm physically insane then were all good.

[CareyHammer]

Sneak up on a lonely guard and break his neck

[Aronis]

I punch him in the face

RESULT

You punch the man in the face stunning him. Only to notice that one of the others sitting at the table you flipped over picked up a bottle and hurled it at your head. You do not stand a very good chance fighting three on one.

ENTER ACTION: __________

arm myself properly and wait with the captain

go out into hallway and coincidentally bump into my mate from the carriage Radja

RESULT

You grab a sword, shield, and dagger. Then put a set of armor on before wandering out into the hallway and bumping into Radja.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Keep trying to cry the teapot song

ACTION FAILED

You cannot cry the teapot song without training.

ENTER ACTION: __________

I will break the door open while yelling in a sound frequency OPPOSITE to whatever the sound of breaking a door is, essentially Mcguyvering a noise cancellation.

RESULT

You break down the door yelling in an attempt to cancel out the sound. It does not work and ends up making sure half the village hears you as you break down the door and enter the house yelling. You hear people upstairs in the house scrambling around, clearly alarmed by you breaking in.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Hit nearest outdoors player over the head with poker as hard as I can and then say hi.

RESULT

You hit Killthestory over the head with the poker and say hi to him.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Blaming the mayor sounds like a good plan to me. Blame him.

RESULT

You blame the mayor for what happened to you.

"I knew that man wasn't any good. All he ever does is hide in his mansion while we all suffer. Too bad we can't get rid of him with half the guards having fled." Your father replies.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Walk towards the kitchen but then turn back around to the old man and ask, ''Do you have a backpack or something I can put this food in?''

RESULT

You turn around to find that the old man has fled upstairs to get away from you leaving you alone to take whatever you want.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Go find an honest job and apply for it

RESULT

You prepare to look for an honest job but are ambushed by itlepip who hits you on the head with a poker giving you a minor wound.

ENTER ACTION: __________

If I didn't grab them already, grab and equip an axe, a dagger, and a bow with some arrows.

Yell at any remaining guards to search the premises for any other intruders.

RESULT

You grab your weapons. Then you notice the guard coming back with a medic and you direct him to go search the castle.

"You want to be a guard? Do it yourself." The guard replies rather harshly, clearly upset about being told what to do.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Tarter the heck sauce! OK um . . . Put all of the body parts into the fire and try to contact a demon using the smoke.

RESULT

You put the body parts into the fire and begin your weird ritual again.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Continue to sleep until the morning.

Mentally think that Annadog is mentally insane.

RESULT

You sleep until morning, thinking that Annadog40 is insane.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say Hi to everybody I meet while I'm carried to the dungeon

RESULT

You say hi to Radja and randomidget as you are carried down the dark hallway and thrown into a prison cell. The guard slams and locks the door shut behind you. The cell is incredibly familiar. You have been here before.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Sneak up on a lonely guard and break his neck

RESULT

You look around for a lonely guard to kill, but you do not see anyone. The only guards are in a different part of the village or at the castle.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Elekitu]

Train to cry the teapot song by crying the teapot song

[Annadog40]

Achieve inspiration from the ritual and change into a guard outfit and check if there really is a map in my house.

[Felissan]

Engage the infinite time loop by going back to the time I was here for the last time

[Kublai Khan]

If the captain is awake -- Inform him that his men are poorly disciplined. Offer to join his guard and whip them into to shape if he'll grant you authority over them.

If the captain is still unconscious -- Leave him to the medic. Ask a passing guard for directions to the barracks. Go there and sleep.

[itlepip]

ask Kill for any supplies he has on him.

[Radja]

Tell rando I have no clue what's going on.

[KingdomAces]

I'm starting to think we should go back to the Village. Or maybe we could try to go past the Castle, but for all we know there could be even less there.

Head away from the castle in the direction opposite from where we came.

(Can be overrwritten by Klazam)

[Killthestory]

ask itlepip if he wants to find an honest job, and then go look for one disregarding his answer

[Randomnamechange]

Say to Radja "long story short, we get to go free if we work asguards here for a few days. Grab some kit from the armoury and we can meet up with KK later"

[itlepip]

say sure and then hit Kill over the head with poker again.

[Iprobablysuck]

''Ha ha, sucker..''

Look for Large backpack to put food and water in, and also look for non-Prisoner clothing to wear on my trek to freedom.

[KuroiXHF]

Before anyone sees me, I quickly paint myself red and yell, "OH YEAH!" With any luck, they'll think I'm the Kool Aid Man.

[Cheery Dog]

Ask why the guards ran away.

[Ircher]

Yell at Kuroi for medical supplies.

[Klazam]

Fix the wagon and go along with KA's plan

[KuroiXHF]

Yell at Kuroi for medical supplies.

Since when the fuck do you turn to the kool aid man for medical supplies?

[McMenno]

I WOULD LIKE TO DO THE UNPREDICTABLE BEHAVIORZ

[CareyHammer]

Go to different part of village where I can find weapons and/or guards

[Radja]

Gear up and follow rando

[Aronis]

srry about the delay. I will try to update this later today or tomorrow

[Aronis]

bump