A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[Aronis]

Pagetop!

[Cheery Dog]

Attempt to use chair leg to cut ropes binding the hands of the closest other person.

[Kappy]

Say:

"I'm bored already. You guys?"

[ConManMick]

Sing the teapot song and hop the chair to the wall

[KingdomAces]

Hey, it should be easier to move around when on the ground than sitting up, since there are more controlled points of contact with the ground.

Anyway, in the spirit of ill-advised...

Burn off binds

[Kappy]

Jump into fireplace.

[mastin2]

I have morbid curiosity for what was and wasn't used.
(When Aronis said 'permission', what was really meant was, "I gave Aronis

everything

.")

[Radja]

look around

[Randomnamechange]

Say "does anyone know where we are?"

[Felissan]

Attempt to grab the bottle with my right hand.

[Elekitu]

keep crying

[Xalxe]

Lean forward in my chair until I can stand up

[Bellaphant]

Try to stand up, carefully, and move towards the bottle...

[Titus]

I enter, wearing a trenchcoat

[Aronis]

NOTICE

The sound of voices are heard outside, followed by footsteps approaching the door. You have time for quick one action before [mystery] enters the room.

Attempt to use chair leg to cut ropes binding the hands of the closest other person.

ACTION FAILED

You begin trying to saw through the bonds of "Haschel Cedricson". Unfortunately due to the lack of sharpness and your poor grip of the chair leg you are unsuccessful.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "ConManMick" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Sing the teapot song and hop the chair to the wall

RESULT

You begin singing a song about teapots as you hop in your chair until you reach the back wall of the room.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Hey, it should be easier to move around when on the ground than sitting up, since there are more controlled points of contact with the ground.

Anyway, in the spirit of ill-advised...

Burn off binds

RESULT

You think to yourself that it is probably easier to move while on the ground than if you were sitting up. Then despite common sense telling you not to, you stick your hands into the fireplace trying to get the flames to burn off your bonds. The flames do the trick and burn your hands and the rope allowing you greater movement with your hands now. You feel sharp pain as a result of your reckless action, something cold might help ease the pain.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say:

"I'm bored already. You guys?"

Jump into fireplace.

RESULT

You say "I'm bored already. You guys?" once again hoping for a response. Unfortunately, except for someone singing a teapot song, nobody has seemed like the talkative type. Then coming up with a very idiotic idea, you begin moving your chair over to the fireplace and topple yourself right into it. The flames burn your bonds and light your uniform and chair on fire causing you serious burns in the process. Your health is in critical condition.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "mastin2" HAS JOINED THE GAME

I have morbid curiosity for what was and wasn't used.
(When Aronis said 'permission', what was really meant was, "I gave Aronis

everything

.")

RESULT

You sit in your chair with morbid curiosity about what surprises this world holds and what it doesn't. Perhaps if you escape and explore you might discover the answers you seek. You also get a form of telepathic communication telling you "OP has been updated".

ENTER ACTION: __________

look around

RESULT

You look around. You see two people near the table at the right front of the room. A person on fire to your left. In addition to that you see a man with his back to you standing outside one of the windows. You can tell that he is wearing chain mail armor.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say "does anyone know where we are?"

RESULT

You say "Does anyone know where we are?" hoping for a response. Perhaps if people were not so focused on asking questions and stopped to answer a few, they could have an actual conversation with each other.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Attempt to grab the bottle with my right hand.

RESULT

You twist your chair into a position that you can grab the bottle. Picking it up, you discover that it is full of liquid.

ENTER ACTION: __________

keep crying

RESULT

You continue crying.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Lean forward in my chair until I can stand up

RESULT

You carefully lean forward in your chair until you can stand up. Despite the extra weight of carrying the chair, you should be able to move a little bit easier.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Try to stand up, carefully, and move towards the bottle...

RESULT

You stand up and slowly walk over to Felissan who is currently holding the bottle.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Titus" HAS JOINED THE GAME

I enter, wearing a trenchcoat

RESULT

You notice that unlike those stuck in the room with you, you have a trenchcoat on over your prison uniform.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Xalxe]

Waddle over to Titus, examine his bonds

[Felissan]

Smash the bottle on the table and cut Bellaphant's binds with the broken glass.

[Errantparabola]

Tell KA to put his hands in the puddle of liquid on the table and holler at the chain mail guy.

[Elekitu]

sob

[ConManMick]

Stand up and slam the chair repeatedly against the wall, whilst continuing the teapot song

[KingdomAces]

I don't think that there's any puddles, and putting my hands in something that could be dangerous sounds like a bad idea.

If I'm free, throw the chair through the window, otherwise remove the rest of the binds.

[Kappy]

As the fireplace did not completely kill me, find another way to HURT: Kappy

[Bellaphant]

If Feli can unbind me, work to unbind others in the room while asking if they know how they got here

[Kappy]

Answer Bellaphant,

"no, but suicide seems the fastest way out!"

[Bogre]

Stand awkwardly, and swing chair against wall to break it