A VERY-ill-advised text-based adventure

[KingdomAces]

Hmmm, maybe I misjudged the situation. Well might as well try to make the most out of this, and the fact that I have a hostage.

Hold sword to fallen guard's throat, while holding him in front of me. Say "I don't really want hurt you. If you stand back and provide a good reason for locking us up, I'll surrender." If possible, back away to a part of the wall where there isn't a window behind me while still keeping the guard hostage.

[Elekitu]

Consider not crying for a moment, then realize how stupid it would be and cry at my own stupidity

[Annadog40]

Wiggle my shoe off my right foot and pick it up with my right foot then throw it at Elekitu

[Felissan]

As I look around, I try to analyze the situation. I'm armed with a broken bottle, Cheery Dog with a chair leg, Titus with Xalxe, Elekitu with tears, and CMM with the teapot song.
We're outnumbering them! Charge at the closest one with my bottle.

[Randomnamechange]

Felissan got no chill.

[Elekitu]

As I look around, I try to analyze the situation. I'm armed with a broken bottle, Cheery Dog with a chair leg, Titus with Xalxe, Elekitu with tears, and CMM with the teapot song.
We're outnumbering them! Charge at the closest one with my bottle.

Don't forget Annadog and her deadly shoe

[Annadog40]

I tossed that one at you but I

Take off other shoe and hold it with my right foot.

[Radja]

"Why have we been locked up like this?"

[Aero787]

Punch Elekitu in the face

[Cheery Dog]

Wag tail.

[KingdomAces]

If they're taking your bonds off, you might not want to attack them. I kind of don't have a choice, as someone's already rushing me, but I'm still trying to diffuse the situation.

With a hostage. Hostages always diffuse situations.

[Annadog40]

As I look around, I try to analyze the situation. I'm armed with a broken bottle, Cheery Dog with a chair leg, Titus with Xalxe, Elekitu with tears, and CMM with the teapot song.
We're outnumbering them! Charge at the closest one with my bottle.

Can't you wait until I'm untied at least?

[Randomnamechange]

I think caution might be our best option here.

[Felissan]

LEEROYYYYYYYYY

[Randomnamechange]

MMMMMMMMMMJENKINNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNNSSS

[Aronis]

Flirt with the guards.

RESULT

"Shut up." the guard says as he slices your binds free, clearly unhappy with all the commotion.

ENTER ACTION: __________

(hey, maybe they're here to help us?)

begin the teapot song power solo and wait to be unbound

(As a side note, I was drunk when I first posted here but I already committed to this song so it's happening)

RESULT

"Shut up." the guard says as he slices your binds free, clearly unhappy with all the commotion.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Say to the guard who unties me "can you explain what is going on to us?"

RESULT

"You're going back to where you belong." he replies, slicing your binds and setting you free.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Hmmm, maybe I misjudged the situation. Well might as well try to make the most out of this, and the fact that I have a hostage.

Hold sword to fallen guard's throat, while holding him in front of me. Say "I don't really want hurt you. If you stand back and provide a good reason for locking us up, I'll surrender." If possible, back away to a part of the wall where there isn't a window behind me while still keeping the guard hostage.

RESULT

You hold the sword to the guards throat as you move away from the window and door towards the edge of the building. They keep their distance as you back away, not wanting to escalate the situation. "Let him go and we can talk" the guard says as you pick up on a hint of fear in his voice. Fear of what you might do.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Consider not crying for a moment, then realize how stupid it would be and cry at my own stupidity

RESULT

You stop crying for a moment as the guard walks over and cuts your binds free. Then begin crying again which prompts an unwelcome response from some players and the guards. The guard hollers at you to shut up and other players seem to have the same feelings. As you are met with a shoe flying at you and then attacked by another angry player who manages to land a punch on your face.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Ask guard "What defines 'ends well?'"

Wiggle my shoe off my right foot and pick it up with my right foot then throw it at Elekitu

I tossed that one at you but I

Take off other shoe and hold it with my right foot.

RESULT

"You don't die" he says, cutting your binds free and giving you the perfect opportunity to take off your shoes, one which you throw at "Elekitu" and the other you hold in your hand. Luckily the guard has already moved on and doesn't appear to notice your actions or just doesn't care.

ENTER ACTION: __________

As I look around, I try to analyze the situation. I'm armed with a broken bottle, Cheery Dog with a chair leg, Titus with Xalxe, Elekitu with tears, and CMM with the teapot song.
We're outnumbering them! Charge at the closest one with my bottle.

RESULT

As soon as the guard slices your binds and moves on, you charge at him hoping others will join in, but they don't. You charge at him with the remains of the bottle, he sidesteps your attack and slices your arm, while the other guards watches, clearly amused by your foolishness. You will need a better weapon or a more coordinated attack if you want to succeed.

ENTER ACTION: __________

"Why have we been locked up like this?"

RESULT

"Because you deserve it" he replies, slicing your binds and setting you free.

ENTER ACTION: __________

PLAYER "Aero787" HAS JOINED THE GAME

Punch Elekitu in the face

RESULT

As soon as the guard cuts you free, you run towards "Elekitu" punching them in the face. The guard chuckles as you do, thinking that it was about time somebody did something.

ENTER ACTION: __________

Wag tail.

RESULT

You wag your tail as the guard cuts your binds. Clearly excited about getting to go somewhere.

ENTER ACTION: __________

[Felissan]

At least, I have chicken.

[Elekitu]

Cry because no other player loves me

[Annadog40]

Pick up rope from my chair and stuff it into my shoe while the guards aren't looking

[Randomnamechange]

I vote we fight back. Anyone with me?

[Annadog40]

I vote we fight back. Anyone with me?

What do we gain from fighting as apposed to complying?

[Randomnamechange]

Maybe overpower them? They will be distracted by KA this turn and we could rush them. They do not seem friendly.

[Fluminator]

I distract the guards by doing the hokey pokey.

[Radja]

"Okay, we're free then? Let's go fellas!"

Radja moves towards the door and opens it.

[Randomnamechange]

Saunter after Radja.