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Post Post #0 (ISO) » Tue Jun 21, 2016 2:56 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it.
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Post Post #1 (ISO) » Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:08 pm

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It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs.
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Post Post #2 (ISO) » Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:10 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs.

At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers.
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Post Post #3 (ISO) » Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:19 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs.

At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer."
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Post Post #4 (ISO) » Tue Jun 21, 2016 3:27 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer."

However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew".
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Post Post #5 (ISO) » Tue Jun 21, 2016 4:26 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer."
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Post Post #6 (ISO) » Tue Jun 21, 2016 4:54 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country.
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Post Post #7 (ISO) » Tue Jun 21, 2016 11:12 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
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Post Post #8 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:30 am

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

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Post Post #9 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 4:22 am

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Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead.
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Post Post #10 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:21 am

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?"

Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead.

The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?"
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Post Post #11 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:32 am

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on.
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Post Post #12 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 11:34 am

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.
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Post Post #13 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 12:57 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

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Post Post #14 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:01 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide.
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Post Post #15 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:48 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit.
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Post Post #16 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 1:56 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular.
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Post Post #17 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:10 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value.
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Post Post #18 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:34 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company.
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Post Post #19 (ISO) » Wed Jun 22, 2016 3:38 pm

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.

All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer.
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.

All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer. So he did what any other delusional drunk addict would do.
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Post Post #23 (ISO) » Thu Jun 23, 2016 9:23 am

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.

All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer. So he did what any other delusional drunk addict would do. He blew up.
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Post Post #24 (ISO) » Thu Jun 23, 2016 10:33 am

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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?

Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.

Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.

All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer. So he did what any other delusional drunk addict would do. He blew up. Fortunately, the rest of the MafiaScum community banded together and collected the seven dragonballs.
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