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Only in their last days did they finally find it.no investigation no right to speak- Haschel Cedricson
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs.
At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers.Only playing in games at personal moderator and/or 50%+ playerlist request.
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer."
However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew".Only playing in games at personal moderator and/or 50%+ playerlist request.
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer."SlappyKrust- Haschel Cedricson
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country.- lalaladucks
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?- KuroiXHF
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?"- Felissan
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Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- KuroiXHF
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?"
Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead.
The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?"- Felissan
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- KuroiXHF
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.- Haschel Cedricson
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.
Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew.- KuroiXHF
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.
Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide.- Majiffy
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.
Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit.Only playing in games at personal moderator and/or 50%+ playerlist request.
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Svenskt Stål (23:38) majiffy, worst mod on ms? we talk to a surviving victim of his game- KuroiXHF
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.
Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular.- lalaladucks
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.
Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value.- KuroiXHF
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.
Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company.- lalaladucks
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.
Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.- KuroiXHF
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.
Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.
All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning.- Felissan
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.
Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.
All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- KuroiXHF
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.
Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.
All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer. So he did what any other delusional drunk addict would do.- Felissan
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Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.
Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.
All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer. So he did what any other delusional drunk addict would do. He blew up."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
"You've made me make myself lose the game so many times that I feel like it's an entirely new game I'm losing"- DeathRowKitty 2022- KuroiXHF
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- Joined: December 10, 2015
- Location: King Kuroi
Only in their last days did they finally find it. It was the legendary barley field mentioned in all the old songs. At last, they could brew the greatest of all beers. And they would name it, "Kuroi Beer." However, after much debate, they decided instead to settle on "Zulfybrew". No, "Kuroi Beer." Well, maybe they would work out some sort of deal like Best Foods and Hellman's mayonnaise where the beer would have different names in different parts of the country. To whom would they market this majestic brew?
Majjify, president and CEO, suggested, "why not infants?" Felissan, a random peasant that happened to be passing by, suggested marketing it for ducks instead. The businessmen in the executive suite of the high-rise corporate headquarters exchange glances before one asked, "Uh... Who is this guy and how did he get in here?" Instead of needlessly worrying about it, they all went to the closest pub to watch whatever game was going on. After finding soccer, they decided to switch to a real sport and settled on football.
Of course, time would show that blowing off the big business meeting to watch football would have disastrous consequences for the future of Kuroi Beer/Zulfybrew. Production was reduced and stories of the diminished supply of Kuroi Beer hit news stands worldwide. However, the fearless leader, President and CEO spearheaded an infant-aimed marketing strategy under the rebranded "Zulfybrew", "Makes You Feel Young Again", and it was a massive hit. In addition, they reused "Kuroi Beer" as a product marketed toward infant puppies, which became even more popular. But before long, Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer came under fire for advertising their product as having an alcohol content exactly 0.69% above the actual value. The crisis was averted as Zulfybrew/Kuroi Beer blamed it on their Quality Assurance Manager, lalaladucks, whom is no longer employed with the company. "Beer's gross anyway!" she exclaimed, leaving her office for the final time.
All went well at the brewery until one fateful morning. Majiffy wanted to buy some foie gras for dinner, but then he learned that all the ducks in the world were about to die of thirst because they couldn't drink beer. So he did what any other delusional drunk addict would do. He blew up. Fortunately, the rest of the MafiaScum community banded together and collected the seven dragonballs. - KuroiXHF
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