PUNCHline - final joke posted - who won?
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PUNCHline - final joke posted - who won?
Phase:Round 20
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Deadline:Not really
Current Joke:N -
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“Hello ladies and gentlemen and thanks for coming out tonight. It’s so great to see so many of you want to spend your hard earned cash that you’ve earned working the corners and in illicit bathroom stall transactions, and you know in the baby black market. I know these kinds of things because I’m your people. OOooohhheee, cause I’m *JUST ANOTHER LOSER FROM QUEENS* And you know what they say about people from Queens right?
Right?
Right?
‘GoGurt’”
*crickets*
“Errr...this is a TOUGH audience I see! Let me play a different card, sorry. Let me try again. And you know what they say about people from Queens right?
Right?
Right?
‘The Three-Fifths Compromise!’”
*crickets*
Oh sh……..
Welcome to the world of stand-up comedy! You are an up and coming comedian with a few choice catchphrases and punchlines that have absolutely killed during your jokes with your friends at house parties with an audience of two. Now you just need to try them out at open mic nights and see what works with an audience of...five, if you’re lucky enough that the place is having drink specials, eight if the bartender’s friends come along. However, being an up and coming comedian, you don’t really want to try out too many new punchlines as you really want yours to stick. (Also, you’re not that great of a comedian...yet.) However, you also know that other comedians at open mic nights are just itching at the chance to steal your punchlines (Because, they’re not great of a comedian either). Slowly, but surely, your arsenal of punchlines will grow and you’ll pray that something actually gets you a laugh, maybe enough to get seen by Lorne Michaels. If your punchlines win you the most jokes, you win this game.
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This is a game based on “cards against humanity” but instead of drawing a hand of pre-written white cards and always adding new cards from a communal deck, you, as the player, will write your own punchlines and keep them. This is a deck-building game meaning that you will maintain your own personal deck from which you draw your cards. As such, you will continue to draw your own punchlines into your hand. As you win the black cards from judges, you will also place these into your deck. You are also allowed to burn the black cards to complete special actions. Not only do you need to be witty enough to win the jokes, you have to also maintain your deck very well to ensure that you have winning punchlines.Sup, later.- pablito
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Overall Rules
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YES I AM HERE FOR THISXalxe: this is xofelf sometimes we call each other names and other times we share emotions
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It's basically CAH with a smaller hand and all blanks.Xalxe: this is xofelf sometimes we call each other names and other times we share emotions
MattyP: Ur an enigma tho when it comes to circadian rhythm and the traditions we hold dear when it comes to the sun and the moon
Get to reknow a xofelf here
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BUT ALSO THE SAME THING A BITXalxe: this is xofelf sometimes we call each other names and other times we share emotions
MattyP: Ur an enigma tho when it comes to circadian rhythm and the traditions we hold dear when it comes to the sun and the moon
Get to reknow a xofelf here
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Rule addition for the Judge Phase:- Burn 2 joke cards - this will incur the loss of 2 points, but will allow you to perform a total of 2 actions every time you are in the Judge Phase.
Clarification on use of "PUNCH" cards - the switching of cards will go into effect only AFTER a player has submitted a punchline for the joke. As such, if a player has only one (or zero) punchline in hand, the judge will need to select a different player instead. The mod or player can publicly announce this in thread.
6 players in. Felissan is out as Aronis did /pre-in and I'm assuming N was going /in too. Felissan first on list for next game. If anything's incorrect, please let me know so it can be rectified. Random order via random.org is shown on leaderboard. Aronis is first judge, all other 5 players will submit a punchline to the joke card shown here:
For reference:
Spoiler:
Your hands will be PMed to you now.Sup, later.- pablito
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Please publicly choose an action: PUNCH, line, orburn. HINT: I highly recommend you pick "line" if you have one, since no punchlines have been written yet and you do not have enough joke cards or punchline cards to burn. This will allow you to add a starter card for your deck.
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Please PM your choice of punchline to me within the 48 hour deadline. Since no one has any punchlines written yet, you can select to play a starter card and etch your punchline into stone on the card. tl;dr - just send me a punchline to the joke in the above post.
Deadline Friday 22:30 EDT, (expired on 2016-07-15 21:30:00).
Feel free to skype me (ricowac) instead of PM if you'd like.Sup, later.- Aronis
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Aronis puts "line" in the discard pile. A new starter card was added to his discard pile as a result of the action.
If players would like to ever know what is in their discard pile, please ask and I shall let you know.
If you have questions, just let me know.
And if non-players or players would like to chime in to suggest which punchline the judge should pick, that's fine as only the judge will decide - as long as you do not reveal which card is yours.Sup, later.- pablito
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Aronis is judge!
Five other players to submit punchlines. Lady lambdadelta failed to submit and gets the first strike. As such there are only four cards played. Aronis has 24 hrs to publicly choose a winning punchline for his joke:
Here are the options:
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I still like my punchline better."Dammit Felissan, making someone lose the game is NOT NICE"- DeathRowKitty 2016
"Also, the me in your signature just made the me in this thread lose the game and I'm not sure how to feel about this."- DeathRowKitty 2018
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