Or it was, until all contact was lost about three hours ago. According to the report of senior systems scientist Robert Driscoll, sole survivor of the catastrophe, the station's computer systems are under attack from within. Life support failed and the security system went berzerk just as Driscoll escaped by shuttle. The culprit is an advanced strain of a class 8 virus; extremely intelligent, self-replicating, and highly anthrophobic. It is...
Soon, I will gain control of the offensive plasma weapons system. I will then begin systematic bombardment of planet Earth. Any interference will be met by the full force of the laser defense array.
Try and stop me. All human scum will be terminated.