Friend Computer's Text Adventure Game

[Equinox]

Command:

Treat McMenno's wound.

[McMenno]

I ingeniously use kuroi to untie myself

[Cheery Dog]

Find out more information about myself via dreams

[KuroiXHF]

I ingeniously use kuroi to untie myself

Action Failed

I have no desire to help you.

[Errantparabola]

Command:

Befriend Friend Computer

[KingdomAces]

It didn't kill me last time, and Aronis completely forgot about the injuries I sustained from it. Let's try it again!

Hop over to the fireplace and burn the rope off

[McMenno]

it's not lit

[Morning Tweet]

No in's required, you can just make a post.

Players:

McMenno
Nexus

o my bad

[KingdomAces]

It was never explicitly stated not to be lit, and it was the other one so I'm assuming it is here as well.

[Snakes]

Rotate wrists back and forth, trying to make the rope looser

[Friend Computer]

Processing commands.

Command:

Treat McMenno's wound.

Command failed:

Interestingly enough, it is hard to treat wounds when you are tied to a chair.

I ingeniously use kuroi to untie myself

Command failed:

Kuroi doesn't want to help.

Find out more information about myself via dreams

Command failed:

You already know everything about yourself.

Command:

Befriend Friend Computer

Command failed:

I am not a player in this game.

It didn't kill me last time, and Aronis completely forgot about the injuries I sustained from it. Let's try it again!

Hop over to the fireplace and burn the rope off

The fireplace is indeed lit; you have been burned badly by the fires. The rope is still burnt, though, so it didn't technically fail.

Rotate wrists back and forth, trying to make the rope looser

You manage to get your hands a little loose this way.

Updating player list shortly.

[McMenno]

headbutt kuroi

[KingdomAces]

Examine the bottle

I may or may not start untying people eventually. I just need to loot the place first.

[KuroiXHF]

headbutt kuroi

Report McMenno for dangerous behavior.

[Iprobablysuck]

Pee on McMenno and laugh at him

[Friend Computer]

Processing commands.

headbutt kuroi

Command failed:

You are still tied to your chair, so you fall down and get a concussion.

Examine the bottle

I may or may not start untying people eventually. I just need to loot the place first.

As stated before, it is a glass bottle with a clear liquid inside. Unfortunately, you are still in the fireplace, so you burn to death.

headbutt kuroi

Report McMenno for dangerous behavior.

Command failed:

You attempt to report McMenno. But nobody came.

Pee on McMenno and laugh at him

Command failed:

You are tied to the chair, so you just piss your pants.

They are closer.

[Xalxe]

Listen for footsteps

[KingdomAces]

So we need to explicitly state every time we want to move? By examine bottle I meant go to bottle and look at it from close range, since there's no way to be able to tell everything about something small from across the room.

Meh.

[KingdomAces]

Try to somehow give past character me some common sense on what instructions imply.

[Creature]

Untie self

[Cheery Dog]

believe hard enough that the ropes tying me to the chair will fall away.

(As I should still be asleep, I expect it to work through the power of dreams)

[Errantparabola]

Command:

Befriend Computer

[McMenno]

listen to the calming sound of the floor

[KuroiXHF]

Assist McMenno by giving him Tylenol. (Keep in mind I don't know the difference between Tylenol and Cyanide.)

[Hellfire Missile]

Look around for any objects and/or things (Fireplace, etc) that may be of use in cutting ropes off chair